"Hi im wondering if anyone had any tips or advice about going to clubs. clubf in particular.
We have never been before and are really intrigued but got qs stopping us!
Really simple things that could sound silly, few already been answered...
Things like, what to wear, how to dress, is it like a 'free for all', do people ask to join in or do they just all climb onto beds together, are you able to stay in the bar type area, can you 'look about' and not play....
We have read reviews but not really helped and so sorry if we just seem to be going on and on! Just little niggly things that we would like to know before we went lol
xx
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Hi Boro Couple,
I'll try to be as helpful as I can here... though I haven't been to the club you mention but I have been to several others....
To help I've listed information about the Club Protocol as Rules:
1) The first rule of clubbing is ensure you are fully bathed, especially your lady, with all body hair, excluding the hair on top of her head, completely removed thus giving her the silkiest smoothest skin you could imagine. She'll need to be moisturised and perfumed ofcourse and I advise befoe she gets dressed that you tongue test her pussy for smoothness to ensure that she has done the job properly. As for you, Sir, don't worry a quick 2 minutes with the flannel will be more than enough and chuck on a bit of aftershave just incase you missed anything
2) Getting dressed, well in the first instance, I'd hope you've managed the art of getting dressed, but if not the 2 dangly things below your waist fit into the trousers and the arms fit into the 2 loose things hanging off the side of the shirt...
3) What to wear, from the male point of view, anything will do but try to make sure it's been washed at least once in the last month. From the female perspective, needs some thought. The best choice is a very short dress with loose sleeves thus creating "easy access" panels for the guys and the girls to grope your woman as she wanders around the club. With this in mind best advice is not to wear knickers but if she does opt for the cheap disposable ones from Primark
4) Once arriving at the club your job is almost done, you pay and then simply pass your wife to the nearest available male, or couple (actually they'll look like couples but it'll be another wife that has been passed to a single male earlier in the evening) You will then retire to the bar, where your drinks will be served by a very attractive bar maid to keep your mind off things. If you hear occasional screams that will simply be your wife having the ride of her life. It is ofcourse compulsory for your wife to play with anyone who wants her and at the end of the evening she'll be returned to you in the condition you requested ie, just fucked look, pristine and virginal look etc.
In truth, clubs are good fun to go to. The rules are simple, No means No and you can simply look round the place and be a voyeur, joining in in an open room or in a private room depending on what you want to do. In different clubs different zones mean different thngs, so for example if you go into a dark room, your lady and perhaps yourself is very likely to be touched without anyone asking, if your in an open group room being watched by single males, be assured every male wants to join in and we are all waiting for you to give a little signal (roll of the eyes, tiny finger movement, nod of the head, not pushing hand away if someone touches your ladies arm/leg) to allow one or more to join in. Remember though, if too many join in, simply by saying back off and picking 1 or 2 guys to carry on telling everyone clearly you'll move out if it restarts will work as most of us want the action to continue and don't want to offend.
As for dress code, for your lady as sexy as she dares, but if she is going to keep a dress on especially in a towel club, it ideally needs not to be something that she'd normally wear, most ladies wear variations of underwear, from the guys point of view, smart casual, again if a towel club you'll have to strip to a towel or at least your boxers.
The final bit of what you asked, yes you can stay in the bar and socialise all night, though i think you'd miss out at least not going to have a look at what is happening in the club, most people do ask to join in but that can differ in different circumstances as explained earlier.
Hope that helps and I hope you take the first part of this post with the humour that was intended. Most of all relax, go have fun and remember if you don't like it you can always leave. |
I know you didn't mean it to offend but you need to consider your phrasing...
Also regarding the dress...
Not something she would usually wear _ why not?? I have been to clubs in all kind of outfits. I am not someone to walk around any environment is just my knickers or naked. In towel clubs I ensure that I have a nice slip which I feel comfortable in or I wouldn't be there. In clubs where you can be dressed I have popped in on the way home from shopping in a demure dress and had no issues and felt perfectly comfortable. The last club I went to (last Friday) I wore a nice evening dress, not too skimpy - I'd wear it for dinner with rellies! and someone I was chatting too had her jeans and a jumper on!
Though I would suggest something you can take off easily (and put back on easily) as she had a bit of a struggle getting her tight jeans off and had to scoop everything up and take them with her after getting a bit warm playing... 
Don't ever be afraid to be outspoken. You are not being rude if you tell the room to back off. You are certainly not being rude if you tell someone that if he/she/they touch you again you'll complain to management (this is rare, but can happen - I'm a grown woman and yet some guys in one club in particular seem to think I need a helping hand up the stairs... up my skirt!! 
). And you're not being rude if you don't want to play - a straight but courteous refusal is always preferred.
Ever club has lockable private rooms. Most also have invite only rooms - the only others who can walk in are other couples who are intending to play - though usually with each other!
If someone wants to join in you may get a stroke on your arm or leg. Most often it will be a question or they will stand close and look hopeful - generally you will find that the groundwork will have been set in the social area of the club, the successful people are usually the ones who have chatted and been sociable and interested and respectful.
If you are not interested then a shake of the head or a no thanks is enough. If someone does more than ask nicely or touch a non-sexual part (not the arm or leg) or tough aggressively then feel free to name and shame - a loud "what do you think you are doing? Did I ask you to grope me?" will send most cheeky feckers scuttling for cover. Or if they make you uncomfortable tell them if they don't back off/leave the room you will get dressed and go for a drink - the other spectators will sort them out!! This behaviour is highly unlikely though. In my experience the single men who like to follow and watch get a bad rep. They will often sort out bad behaviour for you - after all, if you do get dressed they have nothing to watch and hope to join in with! Apart from the fact that many will just follow you with pupp dog eyes that scream "pick me, pick me!" and never actually come and introduce themselves, I have a soft spot for the towel brigade.