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Embrace the queef, for she shows a good time is to be had.
Fanny farts or 'queefs' as they are commonly known, are delightful. I often find myself saying ' I'll name that tune in 1 ' when the good lady orchestrates her lady-music in a sound not dissimilar to a man with a lisp, playing the Jews harp.  |
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G was doing a lady in a club doggy-style and she started to make these noises - as things got more vigorous they got louder and she started to get really, really embarrassed. We were both amused, she was more embarrassed about the noises than having sex with a strange man in a crowded playroom with others watching from outside. We just think they're funny!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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happened to me n the fb other week........... couldnt continue for laughing
infact we were laughin even more later out havin tea when i then said it felt funny on my "flaps" havnt lived it down yet!  |
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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago
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We cleared a bed of about 6 couples at a club recently!!
After Ma gave me quite a ferocious back scuttling, I let a rather loud 'Foo Raspberry' go ........ we just rolled around in uncontrollable fits of laughter and everyone else disappeared!!
We guess it's frowned upon in some establishments |
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"We cleared a bed of about 6 couples at a club recently!!
After Ma gave me quite a ferocious back scuttling, I let a rather loud 'Foo Raspberry' go ........ we just rolled around in uncontrollable fits of laughter and everyone else disappeared!!
We guess it's frowned upon in some establishments "
I would have died of embarrassment, re-animated myself and died again! I bloody hate them!!!  |
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over a year ago
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My mate is a policeman.
One night he was called to a domestic.
On arrival, his colleague took the male into the kitchen and my mate went in the lounge with the female.
He took a seat, but said when she sat down there was this (at the time) unknown noise.
The lady then said 'oooh sorry about that, I've just fanny farted'
It was his real life  moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol"
hey look its happened to me...
had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..
very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart "
what!!!! you dont do doggy on meets..?
whats the matter with you woman.....?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol
hey look its happened to me...
had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..
very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.
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had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart
what!!!! you dont do doggy on meets..?
whats the matter with you woman.....?
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nooooooooooo i dont, whenever i do doggy soon as i move the air just comes out, ive never shagged doggy where i havnt fanny farted, and lets be honest if it happens it happens you cant help it but you not going to do something that you knows going to make you do it are you i think most women would avoid it happening if possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol
hey look its happened to me...
had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..
very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.
had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart? "
oh a proper fart... fanny farts are just hilarious.... this was a little bum fart, was harmless though...
i did ask her if i needed my gas mask when i arranged a follow up meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart
what!!!! you dont do doggy on meets..?
whats the matter with you woman.....?
nooooooooooo i dont, whenever i do doggy soon as i move the air just comes out, ive never shagged doggy where i havnt fanny farted, and lets be honest if it happens it happens you cant help it but you not going to do something that you knows going to make you do it are you i think most women would avoid it happening if possible "
i dont see why personally, its just something that happens. doesnt bother me in the slightest.. |
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"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol
hey look its happened to me...
had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..
very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.
had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart?
oh a proper fart... fanny farts are just hilarious.... this was a little bum fart, was harmless though...
i did ask her if i needed my gas mask when i arranged a follow up meet. "
i would have got dressed and left if i ever farted in the face of a guy who had gone down on me
Funny when its someone else but i dont think i could face someone again if i did that lol |
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"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol
hey look its happened to me...
had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..
very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.
had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart?
oh a proper fart... fanny farts are just hilarious.... this was a little bum fart, was harmless though...
i did ask her if i needed my gas mask when i arranged a follow up meet.
i would have got dressed and left if i ever farted in the face of a guy who had gone down on me
Funny when its someone else but i dont think i could face someone again if i did that lol"
now that would have saddened me.. 
its nothing to worry about. i am surprised having seen you in chat, shall we say ,enjoying yourself, that you would be embarrassed anything.
she was after all in the throes of an orgasm and couldnt really help it. aahh bless her... |
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"They are so funny they kill the moment "
yep!! had it at chams on Monday. Me and a friend were having some fun after enjoying a 3some when i made the loudest fanny fart ever!!
worst thing is i had been trying to persuade him i am a lady all night 
mind you its not the worst thing to happen while we have been having sex....not much puts us off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol
I love the casual use of the word 'stuff' "
.... and stuffed. |
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"I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol
I love the casual use of the word 'stuff'
.... and stuffed. "
Ha ha, didnt mean to say stuffed twice, think i was having a basic day yesterday.
I should say the little pufs of wind that escape your bottom when you have had an assortment of implements in your rude bits, is that better lol |
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