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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I recieved a message this morning from a guy who had just joined fab asking if I had any advice for him...

I responded off the bat by telling him 'not to look someone in the face whilst eating a banana'...

What advice would you have given? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

never eat yellow snow!

and be wary of grannies offering bowls of peanuts (sucked the choc off first) lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't piss off the waiting staff ...until after you've eaten!

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By *entcouple35Couple over a year ago

Medway

Don't put black polish on brown shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never piss off a pig farmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wipe front to back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

those who call themselves experts know fuck all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it feels right, go or it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you can't be good be careful

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Don't use deep heat as lube

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By *utmegsMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

Don't wipe your bum with sandpaper.

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

"if you can't be good be careful "

If you can't be good, be good at it!

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By *njamesMan over a year ago

Swindon

Never pay full price for late pizza....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your a lady never fart while in a 69 position it not nice for a guy or girl on the bottom or the number 9 lol

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