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over a year ago
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Get your tool out. Nail that pussy and hammer it.
Fix that leaky guttering. Claim that you don't have the correct part and I'll have to wait two weeks till you order it, then make it more expensive than the original quote. Then never return because you've gone off to complete a dodgy drive way job for an elderly lady.
Actually turning myself on typing all that out. Ooooft. |
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"These days you're lucky to get a cuppa from a lot of customers, never mind a 3sum......
Still we live in hope!"
Exactly and in fact most people treat and look at you like your something on the bottom of their shoe!!
It seems to be socially acceptable to treat builder's this way. |
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"Youd get a shock in this house if you started flirting with who you thought was the woman of the house  "
I'm a builder and that would be the best type of shock to receive |
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My wife is a tease mate, you may go and knock one out in the bathroom and get back to work. Also, pull your trousers up, I want you to fix the cracks not expose more  |
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