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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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My name is Evelyn & im married to a wonderful man called Dave. I work in a hotel as a maid cleaning rooms etc.
One evening I was working in this room turning down covers putting chocolates on the pillow , when i saw a small jewellry box lying on the table.
Being inquisitive I opened it to find a beautiful gold necklace in the box.
I lifted it out to look, it was so gorgeous, a gold chain with a rose petal head with a red ruby in the rose. Ijust had to try it on.
I walked over to the mirror, slipping the necklace around my neck, letting the rose petal head with a red ruby drop between my cleavage.
As looked in mirror I unbuttoned another button on my white blouse so i could see it nestled within my cleavage.
It looked wonderful.
I ran my hands over my black mid-thigh length skirt, smoothing the skirt against my legs feeling the suspender clips through the skirt as a I did so. (Dave always loves me wearing stockings & suspenders, so I always wear them even to work) I was wearing 3" black high heeled shoes, more comfortable for work than 4/5" heels I wear when with husband.
I was just about to take the necklace off & put it back in the box, when I heard a coughing noise behind me. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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As I turned around I saw a man lòking at me. I tried to stutter an apology, but he stopped me , asking do i go around stealing things from guests. I tried tell him i wasn't stealing the necklace, but he said we will just have to let the manager & the Police decide on that.
"No please don't call them" i said
"Why should i not" he replied
"Please, please dont" I pleaded with him
I couldn't afford to lose my job, money was tight even with both me & husband earning as it was.
"Please" I begged him, " I cant lose my job"
He moved closer to me saying that the necklace did look good on me & that it sat well 8n my cleavage, making me blush, as realised I had unbuttoned my blouse and showing lots of cleavage to this stranger |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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He took me in his arms looking into my eyes he said "I'm sure we can come to some agreement " a smile now evident on his face.
It took me a minute to realise what i think he was suggesting,
Was he suggesting that I have sex with him, for him not to report me? |
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Loving this story especially the way she described what she’s wearing such a turn on I love this look on myself but a gorgeous lady certainly put me to shame please continue with the story  |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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As he took me in his arms , he moved in to kiss me, and I resisted,
"No please don't i'm a married woman" I said, but he just replied, well perhaps I should just call the manager & involve the Police.
" No, please don't do that, im sorry but I wasn't try to steal the necklace, I was just trying it on as looked so beautiful" I tried plead with him.
"well it looks to me like you were trying to steal it & I'm sure that's how your Manager & the Police will see it also"
he came closer and again moved in to kiss me. I didn't respond thinking to let him kiss me and perhaps he will stop.
I felt his lips touch mine, feeling him kiss me tenderly, it felt nice but I couldn't respond Im married. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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as he continued kissing me my mind began to become conflicted.
Im married this shouldn't be happening but it felt so good and I my lips began to respond to his wonderful tender but passionate kisses.
My mouth opening, his tongue slipping inside my mouth now, feeling his kisses become more urgent.
Im beginning to feel turned on by them.
My lips clamping shut as suck on his tongue in my mouth then before I realise im kissing him back , hard , urgent and passionately, wanting this. My mind buzzing with the sensations |
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I need to be caught in a hotel room  |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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I knew this was wrong, but could feel my skin tingle as we kissed, my nipples begin to harden under my blouse & lacy bra.
I couldn't help myself from getting turned on , feeling my nipples begin to harden under my lacy bra & blouse.
my arms went up around his neck, holding him tightly now, when I suddenly felt his hand tracing up my thigh underneath my skirt.
I wanted to stop, but something seemed to stop me, & I seemed to part my legs further automatically giving him greater access to my bare pussy underneath my skirt ( I hadn't worn panties, intending to surprise Dave when I got home).
I locked my lips tighter to his as his fingers crept up higher on my thigh, knowing that at any second he'd find out my secret.
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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as his fingers found my bare pussy I gave out a muffled moan of pleasure, as his lips moved to my ear and whispering " Ohhh I knew you'd be a little slut, No panties eh"
his fingers traced over my pussy lips which were now beginning to become wet, as he kept whispering into my ear, telling what he intended to do to me & that he would make me his slut. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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sex with My Husband had become so mundane and hearing him whisper such dirty thigs in my ear was having the effect of making me wetter and hornier.
I was now lost in the sexual pleasures his fingers were exerting on my pussy feeling them dip inside for the first time.
" mmmm my little slut is so wet, you want this don't you"?
I could only muster a stuttered YES Oh god Yes
now my body was ruling my mind as I began to submit to the pleasure, |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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As he fingered my pussy his other hand took mine and I felt my fingers touch him through his trousers.
I let him move my hand over what felt like a wonderful bulge in his trousers, which already felt bigger than my husband's.
It was like he was reading my mind.
"Is that bigger than your husband " he whispered as he let go my hand, but I didn't remove it from his bulge.
" oh god yes it def feels bigger " I replied.
His voice brought me back from my trance like state as he told me , no ordered me to get down on my knees and take it out. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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I don't know why but I found myself just complying with this strangers orders as I sank to my knees, my fingers buckling his belt.
As I pushed his trousers down over his hips, I could see clearer now the bulge in his pants that moments ago I'd been rubbing through his trousers.
I lent in and kissed it through his pants.
I heard him say "oh you teasing little slut" |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Bedtime afraid more tomorrow when I can ty all |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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My fingers ran over his growing bulge as I slipped them into the waistband of his pants and slow peeled them down .
As I pushed them down over his hips his cock sprang free.
OMG I was just,staring at his cock which was much bigger and thicker than my husbands, when I felt his hand on the back of my head as he rubbed his cock against my ips.
2 open them slut " he said, " suck my cock"
Again as though in some sort of trance I automatically complied with his orders opening my mouth as he slid the tip of his cock between my lips now. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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I had to open my mouth wider just to take the head of his cock in my mouth, def not like sucking off my husbands.
" c'mon my little slut, suck it , show me what a good dirty little cocksucker you are".
I began sucking on his cock as best I could struggling as not used to having a cock this size in my mouth before. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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His grip tightens in my hair as he began to slide his cock slowly deeper in my mouth.
"Mmmmm you are a good little cocksucker" he said as my mouth stretched around his thick cock, feeling myself gag slightly for the very first time.
I felt my head being pushed forward forcing my mouth deeper still, forcing saliva to pool in my mouth around the cock stuffed deep filling it fully now |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Suddenly my head was pulled from his cock , strings of saliva stretched from his vock go my mouth.
I was then lifted up onto my heels once again, his hands moving down to my thighs pushing my skirt up over my hips, my bare, now soaking wet pussy on full view to him.
I was immediately pushed back onto the edge of the bed and my legs lifted up in the air. As held my legs high and wide by my high heels he rubbed his cock along the wet folds of my pussy lips,before slipping the head in my hole.
I gave out a loud moan as felt his head stretch my push wider than ever before. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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He started to shove his cock deeper making me moan out loud with a mixture of pain, being so much bigger & thicker than I'd ever experienced, but also with some pleasure.
As he began to fuck me he was calling me his dirty little married slut.
Thoughts that I was cheating on my husband had been pushed to the back of my mind, but hearing him calling me this brought it back to the fire.
I began to panic slightly, "no oh god please I am married, I cant" but my mind was so conflicted now, the guilt, but the pleasure from my pussy.
Suddenly, he stopped moving, "do you want me to stop, my little slut?" |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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My mind reeling as my body now needing to feel the pleasure of the wonderful fucking he had been giving me, but the realization also that I was cheating on my husband. It had began as if I had no choice but now I was an eager willing participant in my unfaithfulness.
"No no please please don't stop" I heard myself plead.
"What do you want, my little slut, tell me" he replied.
"Please keep fucking me" I said softly
"You want to be my little married slut ?" He Still not resumed fucking me just holding his cock deep inside me filing my pussy.
"Yes oh god yes" I almost screamed out
"Tell me what you are"
" I.. I'm your little married slut" I screamed "please fuck me "
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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He resumed fucking me, now just ramming his cock hard & deep in my soaking wet pussy, making me groan & moan with pleasure.
talking to me all the time now , telling me what a wonderful little slut I am, how he's going to fill my pussy with his cum and send me home to my husband.
The fucking & his words had me so close until I felt my body quiver & tremble as I felt my pussy contract around his cock a I started to cum, feeling my juices swirl around the cock inside me and dribble to my thigh. My Body shaking now as I came from just being fucked, (something my husband never does manage to do to me).
"Thats it my married slut cum for me", as he just kept pounding me through my orgasm, until I felt him tense, his cock pulse inside me & then unleash his sperm deep in my pussy.
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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As he slid his cock from my well fucked pussy I could feel his cum inside me.
Not only was he bigger & thicker than my husband but shot way more cum than he did.
As he pulled out he looked at me smiling and said " Now take that cum filled married pussy home to your husband, and don't let him fuck you but be sure to make him lick your cunt"
" But he is sure to know ive been fucked?" I said
"I'm sure you will think of something, someway to keep it from him. Now Go "
I got up off the bed, pushing my skirt down over my hips and smoothing it down over my thighs, def feeling like a slut with cum dribbling onto my thighs.
he told me to give him my Mobile No, which I did not thinking of any consequences
As I walked to the door, he called after me.
"Slut, the necklace, leave it on the table. I will be in touch"
I removed the necklace which had now brought me so much guilt but also so much more pleasure & I left the room and headed home to my Husband.
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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as I arrived home I could feel His spunk which dribbled from my full pussy, gathered on my stocking tops.
The house was in darkness so I entered the house quietly hoping husband was a sleep and I could clean myself up.
I managed sneak upstairs and into the toilet and clean myself up slightly but my pussy was soaking wet with a mixture of both my own cum juices & his cum.
Slipping on my short nightdress I managed get into bed without waking hubby or so I thought |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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" Hey Honey how was work" I heard as he turned and wrapped his arm around my body.
Oh busy but good "I replied the guilt coming back now
Hubby held me and kissed my mouth & lips the very lips that just over an hour ago had been wrapped around the biggest cock id seen.
I felt his fingers trace over my breasts through my thin nightdress finding my nipples which were already hard from thoughts of earlier.
I then felt his fingers trace their way down over my stomach towards my wet pussy, knowing I should stop them but my mind now totally controlled by my still throbbing pussy.
as hubbys fingers reached my clit I gave a slight shudder.
" Mmmm someones feeling hot & horny it seems" he said
I managed reply " oh god yes ive been thinking about you all night darling, I so wanted be home here with you. I got all wet thinking of being with you"
As his fingers found my pussy he slid them in so easily " Ohh it def got you so wet honey"
I could feel his cock hard against my leg, but all I could think of was the strangers cock from earlier ( I realised I didn't know his name,) which just made me feel even more of a slut right then |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Hubby started kissing my neck which he knows turns me on, and began whispering in my ear that he wanted to make love to me.
" Oh darling id love that but i'm so tired from work tonight, if you wish you can lick me 7 perhaps in the morning we can make love" ( as I remembered what id been told before leaving the room)
In the darkness hubby shuffled down under the duvet kissing down my body as he saught out my pussy
As his tongue lapped for the first time at my pussy lips he exclaimed " Ohh Honey you def are so wet tonight"
All I could think of was wondering if he could smell and taste the strangers cum from my used pussy. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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His tongue, along with fact I knew he was licking my pussy, which had earlier been filled full of a stranger's big thick cock, & who had filled it full of cum, was making me so horny.
It didnt take long time to make me cum my body shaking with my orgasm as my juices flowed over his tongue and into his mouth.
Thankfully my hubby only said " wow you must have been extra horny tonight honey" as he rose up from under the covers to kiss me. Mmmmmm it seemed a strange taste of my juices mixed with remnants of my guests cum"
I cuddled up with my husband as we drifted off to sleep together, me having a totally satisfied feeling through my body.
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By *oyntzMan
over a year ago
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Very well told keep it going |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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When I returned to work at the hotel 2 days i discovered the guest had left the day before.
As I was working all day my mind kept thinking back to that evening, how sexy & horny he had made me feel.
My pussy got wet and my nipples hard just thinking about what happened, how I'd cheated on my husband
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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A week had past and my life had returned to what you'd call normality.
It was early evening & My husband was upstairs on the computer as I was watching TV, when I received a message on my phone.
"Hey my little married slut I'm back at hotel & was disappointed to find you not working."
I hesitated but then replied " yes it's my day off"
My phone pinged again "Well I want you to come to my room now, and dress sexily"
I looked at the message thinking I cant do that, but my body was tingling as I also thought of the pleasure had given me before.
But I replied " I cant my husband's here"
Ping- "I don't care make an excuse "
My mind was in turmoil my niples, my pussy were telling me yes go , but part of my mind was saying your married you cant do this.
I typed a reply and pressed send.
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Mmmm i’m so hard reading list can’t wait for the next installment |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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I headed upstairs & said to my husband "I'm sorry but work need me to go in tonight for a couple of hours, hope that okay darling"
"yes of course that's fine, I have work I need do on computer too" he replied
I went in to the bedroom to prepare myself stripping off, then slipping on my black 6 strap suspender belt & slid my black fishnet stockings attaching them to the clips.
M nipples were hard & my pussy was tingling with thoughts of what I was doing
I put on my black half cup bra so that breast were supported but that my nipples protruding over the top.
I also picked out my sexy little maids outfit I had in my sexy drawer & slipped this on. I decided not to wear any panties.
Looking in the mirror I thought god I look like a slut, but i'm sure that's what he wanted of me
I covered the maids outfit with my knee length coat for travelling & shoved a skirt & top in a bag to change into for coming home.
I wore flat shoes for driving but picked out the highest heels I owned to change into when got to the hotel. They are 5" black open toed shoes & shoved them in the bag I was taking.
As I headed down stairs I just shouted "bye, Hopefully I wont be too late", to my husband and headed out to the car. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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As I drove to the hotel I felt my self get excited with the anticipation, not believing what I was doing, but my body was controlling me my nipples already ached and my pussy was wet.
I parked the car and slipped on my High heel shoes and walked across the car park to the hotel.
I managed sneak in the staff entrance without anyone seeing me and headed up the stairs to the room number he had given me.
As I reached the landing where his room was on, I slipped off my coat and walked along the corridor, feeling my bare pussy tingle underneath the short dress, until I reached his room number.
I knocked on the door and waited, stood there in my short maids outfit. my nipples poking through above the half cup bra, the skirt of the short dress barely covering my stocking tops stood in 5" High heels.
"Who is it" I heard him say through the closed door.
I replied softly "Its me the maid"
"I don't know any maids" he said " who are you really"
I knew what he meant & wanted me to say but I was stood in a public corridor, dressed like a slut at my place of work. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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I knocked again saying "I'm your married little slut" looking nervously around the corridor checking if anyone looking at me.
"I will just be a minute my little slut" he shouted loudly as the door 2 down opened and a couple exited and walked past me, hearing the wife mutter "whore" as past me.
I felt embarrassed, slightly humiliated but incredibly horny,as i was still stood there waiting to be let into the room, and the couple kept looking back at me, obviously talking about me.
Just then the door opened and he stood there looking at me with a huge smile on his face. "Well my little slut, you look amazing, give me twirl."
I just wanted to get into the room, but I gave a twirl as he wished,the hem of my maids dress lifting showing I wasn't wearing any panties, just as a man walked out of the room behind me, saying " very sexy, where can I get a maid service" smirking to himself as he walked away. |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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My stranger (I only knew of him as Mr M) from hotel register) said " maybe I should loan you to him slut"
OMG this was something I hadn't contemplated, him sharing me with others, but somehow I found the thought so hot & horny.
Eventually I was allowed to enter his room and told to lie down on the bed.
He closed the door behind me & followed me to the bed grabbing me around my waist from behind, pulling me close and kissing the back & sides of my neck getting me so turned on. |
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By *asexxMan
over a year ago
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Wow love this story getting as good as daughters bf was |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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"Wow love this story getting as good as daughters bf was"
Is it just a story? |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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Being dressed like a slut & seen by others, not only in public but at my place of work had we so wet already and the wonderful sexy attention he was giving to one of my most eronegous zones my neck (something my husband doesn't do often even though he knows) had me dripping wet and desperate for his cock.
He 9nly had pants on & I could feel his big cock rubbing and pushing against my ass, making me wanting, needing him even more.
He must have had a change of heart as he pushed me past the bed, until I was standing pressed against the full length window of the room.The room was right opposite another block of rooms of the hotel & with the light on, as it was anyone looking out their window would see us.
As he rubbed his cock against me from behind, he alternated with kissing & nibbling my neck & whipering into my ear, things like " did my little slut enjoy others see her dressed like this" " would my little slut like if others were watching as I fucked you in full view in the window "
God he really did know how to turn me on, to get my pussy wet.
"Well my little slut"? |
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Great story I'm so hard |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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Ty all more to come soon |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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"I just need your cock in me, I don't care who sees us" shocked at hearing such words come from my mouth.
Maybe I am a slut.
I felt him pulling down his pants, his bare cock now rubbing against me.
He placed his hand on the back of my neck forcing me to push my ass back my face and breast against the cold glass.
A light came on straight accross from this room, and I could clearly see a man go to close the curtains but stop as he was looking directly at us.
I felt him rub his cock along my soaking wet pussy lips and I moved my hips trying to get his tip inside me.
The man accross didn't close the curtains but stood watching as I suddenly felt the head of his cock penetrate my hole so easily.
I was pushing back against him now, taking him deeper, as he told me "I was a good little slut, and that he was sure the man accross would be walking, knowing we fucking giving him a show" |
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Great story cant wait for more |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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"Great story cant wait for more "
Ty will post more when I can |
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By *abrina59 OP TV/TS
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He continued to fuck me hard, his balls slapping against my ass as he ploughed his cock deep in me, making me moan & scream with so much pleasure.
It was true I was his slut, I'd do anything he wished of me right now, anything to feel his cock fucking me, anything to have the levels of sexual pleasure I was getting, which now knew I'd been missing with my husband.
I couldn't control myself and as my body tensed I felt a strange feeling run through my body & from my pussy.
"Good little slut, that's it squirt for me"
Me!!! I've never squirted before but my juices were running from me covering his thighs.
As looked out window I realised we still being watched from accros the way, I'd completely forgotten about him.
I'd not only become a slut needing my guests big cock over & over, whenever he wanted me, but also an exhibitionist dressing s3xily & slutty 8n public & enjoying fact I'd been watched being fucked like the slut I am now, in full view in the room window |
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so horny and hard |
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