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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wats ur embarrassing moment
Mine is
I had a dildo in my pussy and plug in my ass playing fully naked and guess wat
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My 35 year old son walks in omg I deid lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lost my footing the exact moment I was about to cum during doggy over a sofa. The result cum everywhere it wasn’t supposed to be and me in a heap on the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met up with someone off here and after a lot of fun and anal fingering prior to fucking her in the arse, she came and shit herself! Made polite excuses and left! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With my ex girlfriend and she wanted me in her arse so in the dim light i grabbed the lube put some on my cock then on her arse and slipped in 2 mins later her moans were gone to owwwww its burning and me going shit my cock is on fire next we were in the bathroom her with the shower head pressed up to her arse and cold water cooling her down me at the sink cock under the cold water tap ..........
NEVER PICK UP DEEPHEAT INSTEAD OF LUBE  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First time I’d met this woman and we ended up in her bedroom, kissing, touching tasting, lots of licking and sucking passion and lots of sensual moments, we had been enjoying some good old missionary fun when we decided she should get on top and ride me face to face as she moved around and bounced on the bed she somehow applied a massive amount of pressure against my stomach area to which under extreme pressure an almighty noisy fart erupted from me... I was so embarrassed and tried to apologise profusely and her reply was well that’s the embarrassing moments sorted out... we burst out laughing with tears running from our eyes and we carried on seeing each other for many months always aware of the danger area !
What a nice way I was received from my most humiliating moment that was completely unexpected !
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Was going hell for leather dping my fuckbuddy with some guy we met on here one morning. Up to this point she was loving it. Until one dunk too hard in her arse from me... so, she said to stop as she'd had enough. so we did.
I pulled out of her arse, and she dismounted him and laid on her back to catch her breath.
I then start to finger her (squirt style) and after a couple of seconds she started cumming and squirting, but she also shit the bed. Full on explosion.. she was naturally mortified and ran into the hotel room bathroom. We stipped the bed, opened the window. Each had a shower, then went on our way. Oh We laughed..
Moral of the story... If youre ever going to do DP or anal in the morning. Make sure youve had a poop ladies. |
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Theres 2 that i could not possibly choose which is most embarrassing. First fucking and old fuck buddy...pounding in missionary all good, bend me over and put it in my arse she says....rightyho....couple mins later she same and shit everywhere.
2nd one and ex riding me and she came and squirted all over me...lovely i thought proper turned on her riding got a little too vigorous and my cock slipped out due to all the squirting and didnt go back where it came out of. Think a common term of bouncing out off the rim is used to describe the "accident" the pain i felt and i was sure my cock had pretty much snapped in 2. Needless to say instant soft cock and moment ruined lol |
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Having a quick play with a big anal plug while wife was out for an hour and it became stuck. Had to go to hospital and be put under for them to remove it. Wife wasnt impressed as she didnt know i had the plug |
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Weekend night,was having sexy time with my now ex and was on top of her getting a tit wank, her mum burst in the door looking for help as her brother had come home d*unk and started to puke in the kitchen and ya in walks her mum just as I'm covering the exs tits and face in cum. Breakfast was a bit awkward the following morning   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was going hell for leather dping my fuckbuddy with some guy we met on here one morning. Up to this point she was loving it. Until one dunk too hard in her arse from me... so, she said to stop as she'd had enough. so we did.
I pulled out of her arse, and she dismounted him and laid on her back to catch her breath.
I then start to finger her (squirt style) and after a couple of seconds she started cumming and squirting, but she also shit the bed. Full on explosion.. she was naturally mortified and ran into the hotel room bathroom. We stipped the bed, opened the window. Each had a shower, then went on our way. Oh We laughed..
Moral of the story... If youre ever going to do DP or anal in the morning. Make sure youve had a poop ladies. "
Eww  just don’t go there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha"
Fanny farts are ace |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha"
Was that pun intentional? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was having a one night stand whilst abroad on holiday. It had been a long few days and I started to fall asleep while she was riding me. Unfortunately I actually dozed off and so did my cock.
However, that's not the most embarrassing part. After what I guess was about 30 seconds I woke up and tried to carry on which I managed pretty well, but as a result of losing my erection for a short time the condom obviously wasn't fitting as well as it should have been.
I regained my composure and we continued until I came hard inside her but when she got off my cock the condom was nowhere to be seen. Turns out that during my snooze and soft moment it had come off and been pushed pretty high up as a result of the subsequent pounding.
We ended up having to get a taxi to the local hospital at about 3am and trying to explain that to the doctor who's English wasn't great. She then had to endure a lot of searching and probing in a pretty uncompromising position. Sex with me is definitely not worth that!
Let's just say we didn't have a repeat after that experience and never mentioned it again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha
Was that pun intentional? "
No but it turns out I'm funny without even trying haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was once fucking an ex doggystyle , i was pounding away and it slipped put and poked her asshole , she jumped and hit her head on the wall in front and knocked her out  safe to say no doggy style was allowed for a while haha |
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Playing in a 24hr marathon tenpin bowling event. Started at midday on Saturday. GF at the time stayed around until late and then went back to my flat to sleep. Sunday she arrived back to see the finish of the event, and I later drove home. Feeling horny we naturally got straight into bed. Later I was awoken with a full Sunday lunch. Apparently after a particularly heavy riding session, I had dropped off, so she dismounted, went and cooked dinner and let me sleep the sleep of the righteous. |
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"My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha"
Must have has some good girth on him to leave your fanny flapping and farting like that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably worst moment of my life was at 18 getting my ass pounded by my Dads friend when in walks my Dad back from work early "
Inam quite turned on by that thought. Who seduced who?
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"My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha"
My wife and I are pissing ourselves as she has previous for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had cum in an ex gf, we had both rolled over to go to sleep. I woke up to her licking my cock. I opened my eyes, and she was beside me. Her bloody jack Russell had climbed in. I shouted and she woke up too, I'm still reminded 20 years later! |
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It was with a girlfriend years ago, we were having sex on a rug by the fire (thought it was romantic)when her parents came back unexpectedly and opened our door, I was just at the no return point when I jumped up and couldn’t help shooting my load with them watching it went all over the fireplace. We didn’t last. Not sure why....... |
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By *T22Man
over a year ago
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Met girl in club in Leeds years ago, I was 23 she was 33 got on famously and invited back to hers. While riding me she slipped off and put me in her ass, which was a first for me!
After few minutes I felt it, thinking cum until I smelt it!
I’ve the weakest stomach ever so immediately puked on her and me too!
Gets worse while washing myself in shower her 14yo daughter came in bathroom!
Taxi!! |
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I was on my back on my bed, laying up at the ceiling, getting a blowjob from my ex, whilst she was between my legs. This was at Uni 10 years ago.
Unfortunately the biggest smelliest fart you could ever imagine slipped out because I was so relaxed.
She stopped.
We didn’t last. It’s called a job for a reason |
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Back when I was 21-22 I was regularly meeting a 19yr old. Picking her up from her house and then finding places (I still lived with parents). This meant we got caught quite a lot. In the park. Police caught us in the car etc.
But a few caught moments really stand out.
The first was back at my parents house. They had said previously they were going out. When we arrived the house was dark and dad’s car was gone so it was easy to assume the house was empty. As soon as we got in the house we were on each other like animals. Hands and lips all over the place. I’m trying to guide her to my room whilst she’s managed to undo my jeans pull out my cock and start stroking my length whilst walking. I have managed to open up her shirt and expose her braless voluptuous chest. (Bra came off in the car)
We have to pass through the lounge to get to my room and as the sofa was there my ex sat down and pulled me to her. Sucking my cock down her throat. My jeans and boxers now round my ankles. I’m stepping out of them while her hands pull on my ass cheeks. I have one hand on her head and the other caressing her nipples. Loving every moaning moment of fucking my ex’s willing throat who is now topless. Picking up pace with moans getting louder as I’m moaning “I’m so close I’m gonna fill your throat full of cum!” She moans her pleasure in reply. She has a hand on my ass and a hand on her other breast.
Suddenly my parents burst into the lounge from the corridor that leads to the rooms.
“Sorry son can’t wait any longer we need to get to the restaurant!”
There I am frozen to the spot. My hand still on the back of her head. My cock still in her mouth. But now my mouth open wide in shock as my parents turn on the lights walk around the back of me. Turning the lights off the other end of the room as they leave shouting “have fun”.
So it turns out. They were saving electric having the lights off in the rooms they weren’t in. The car was round the corner as Dad had been cleaning it. They had been getting ready to go out when they heard us come in. But then felt trapped as they heard the commotion and moaning. Expecting us to go to my room they had waited. So when we didn’t go to my room they ran out of choices and burst through.
Needless to say at first I was mortified but my ex pulled my arse in and I was soon back in the action.
Same ex gf. Same house. Parents were away for the weekend. Ex and I woke up together (rare thing) and instantly my Young morning glory got her attention. “You always wake up like this” she’s asking as her hand glides up and down my shaft. “Only when your here or in my thoughts”
With that her hand grips my shaft as we kiss. Soon followed by 69, followed by her on top before we move and I’m now stood at the end of the bed. Her on her back taking my length visibly down her throat. This then leads to her bent over the edge of the bed as I give her everything I have and the ending is her on her back legs high in the air as I’m knealt giving her my grande finalie. We both cum with a loud exhaustive pleasurable sigh. I let her legs down and lay back on the bed.
Then I saw it. I was in shock with disbelief. On my bedside table was a still steaming cup of coffee and a cup of tea with a little bowl of sugar and mini jug of milk.
What the fuck.
I grab the nearest thing ( just my jeans ) jump into them and storm out of my room looking to find out who the hell made a brew.
There in the kitchen are my mum and dad having breakfast.
“Morning son!”
“Don’t you morning son me. Wtf are you doing here and what’s with the maids service!”
“Well we came home late last night as the evening wasn’t that great and decided not to waste money on the hotel when we could just come home.
When we arrived back we HEARD you were here so rather than disturb you we decided to watch a film until you two fell asleep. Instead we fell asleep in the lounge.
I made your Dad and I coffee and thought you and your girl would like one. It was only after I’d got to your still open door did I hear that you were up and at it as it were. The door was open so I just placed it on the side and left. Quickly”
“Ffs Mum your nuts” as I walk off back to my room.
Same ex gf. This time back at her house. She had asked me to come pick her up as per normal and when I arrived (near) her house. She wasn’t there yet. Normally she was there waiting for me. So I parked up, text her and waited. And waited. After 20 mins still nothing. Now we’d been going out for 7 months so I thought right I’ll knock and see where she is. Knocking on the front door. She eventually answers completely naked. She quickly looks around grabs me and pulls me in the house.
“Where have you been. You were meant to come straight in Look straight up the stairs to see my eager pussy waiting for you to enter.”
So apparently she had texted me new instructions whilst I was driving over. Yeah I didn’t get that text. Nor did she get mine. She said her parents were out and as we kept getting caught at mine she thought good time to try at hers. I didn’t care I was hard in my jeans at what she just said and at her nakedness.
“Let me walk out and back in as intended then.” With that her beaming smile appeared and she gave me a peck before storming up the stairs as I latch and walk out the front door.
I re-open the door and see how she had thought this through. Her front door is directly in line with her stairs. At the top of the stairs is her bedroom and in line is her bed.
As she is currently bent over, leaning on her arms against the bed her ass is in the air and I can see straight up the stairs to her parted legs and pussy in the bedroom doorway. An amazing view.
I shut and lock the front door and charge up the stairs to give her what she wants. My rock hard throbbing cock. So the sex starts and what an evening it is. I stay the night and in the morning i wake to the sound of sizzling. Alone in bed I go down stairs to find her naked only in an apron making bacon sarnies.
“Wow what a site. Sexy wifey material if I wake up to this every day. She turns her head and gives what I read at the time as a lovely smile”
I walk up behind her and press my hard cock between her cheeks as she steps her legs apart. I then guide my cock into her. There’s a grab handle on the cooker and she soon has a firm grip as she pushes back against me.
She turns the pan off and walks a step sideways with me still inside her. She then bends over the kitchen island. Looking up she sees the cooking oil. Clicks it open. As she pours some onto her lower back I have hold of her hips. I am watching in awe as my ex rubs the oil over her back and then her bum and while my cock is in her pussy her oil covered fingers rub over her ass.
“Wow I didn’t know you like ass play??”
“Today you are going to find out just how much I like it!”
With that her fingers press into her own ass. Pressing in and out matching the pattern of my cock thrusting into her.
Her hand comes away from her ass as the click of the lid is re-opened. More oil in her hands this time and she reaches back. As I pull out her hand grabs my length. She oils me up and pulls my out of her pussy. Makes sure am covered with a couple of strokes, before guiding me to her ass. With the previous play and all the oil I nearly glide in not having to push hard and without any moan of pain or displeasure from her. My cock now buried in her ass.
Damn that feels good. She smiles at me and pushes back as she returns to her position over the kitchen island. An amazing view of her ass before me as well as her side boob as they are pressed into the marble effect worktops.
I don’t last long and am soon filling her ass with my cum. Laying over her back as my cock withdraws.
We have our naked breakfast after which she grabs my cock and drags me to the living room.
A few odd things I notice as she bends over the arm of the sofa. Pictures facing down and clips on the wall where pictures should be etc. But my current gf is bent over the sofa so who cares.
I thrust into her and after a short time decide to change position. I sit in the chair and pull her on top of me. At first she is sat on me facing away as I am fucking her pussy. That soon changes as she turns around to face me. Climbs on and puts me in her ass. Once in she places her feet up in the back of the sofa and lays back stretching her torso out as her head is nearly in the floor. We both have a direct view of the front door and I soon have the direct view of the shear terror across her face.
The front door makes a slight sound then opens. I feel her clench on me as she tries to lift herself up and I try to help her dismount. But the figure in the doorway would have seen every part of her naked form as my naked form pulled out from her ass.
This form then storms toward me and tries to punch me. A fight ensues and eventually my ex inbetween us stops the fight. Mainly cause I realise she’s not shouting Dad. He has realised I’m shouting sorry Mr (her last name).
“What! You think I’m her dad!”
So my 19 yr old ex as it so happens was actually married at the age of 18 having been told by her parents she has to marry the father of her unborn daughter. I picked her up from near what I thought was her parents place. Nope it was her marital home. Where she left her rings and had removed all obvious evidence before my arrival. Hence she’s my ex. |
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My sister had a college friend staying over who was 19 and I was 16.
My parents and sister were unaware that he and I had fucked on a previous visit (that had been losing my virginity) .
My sister was late back from her part-time job and Mum went out to get her. Mum had asked me to strip her bed down and put it in the washing machine so I decided that Roger (honestly that really was his name!) and I should have a quick fuck there before we stripped the sheets.
We were both semi-naked and getting down and dirty when Mum walks in to the bedroom. She just carried on as normal telling me the message she had forgotten, then walked to the door and told us to make sure we cleaned up after ourselves. We were both mortified!
I heard her laughing as she left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not me , but my old neighbour in flats used to wank in his living room of an evening with the light on. Because it was dark outside everyone walking up the drive could see him very clearly.
Didn’t know how to tell him but I regretted the hand shake when we past in the hall way
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Embarrassing moment for neighbours. We had the lower ground floor of the house. The owner had the next two floors and a divorced Mrs Campbell had the top floor. Her boyfriend visited often during the day and they were noisy taking their pleasures with the sound echoed around the well formed by the adjacent houses. One particularly noisy lunchtime one bright spark shouted, "Watch out. The Campbells are coming". She left shortly afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With my ex girlfriend and she wanted me in her arse so in the dim light i grabbed the lube put some on my cock then on her arse and slipped in 2 mins later her moans were gone to owwwww its burning and me going shit my cock is on fire next we were in the bathroom her with the shower head pressed up to her arse and cold water cooling her down me at the sink cock under the cold water tap ..........
NEVER PICK UP DEEPHEAT INSTEAD OF LUBE "
A hot session lol |
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Mine was met a couple in there early fifty s at there home one Sunday had a chat a drink then the mrs starting to suck me off next thing I know I’m fucking her in living room hubby sitting watching wanking next thing their daughter walks in front door she bout 22 lived in same road turned out I didn’t shut front door properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I lived at home getting my gf and my side girl sucking my dick after a night out and my mum came down for a drink. Grabbed the blanket then she sat on the single seat asking how our night was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex was fucking me one time Doggy style and we stopped to change positions and as he pulled out I started fanny farting. It was like a fucking orchestra and I started to laugh which made it worse. I had to run to the bathroom and try to compose myself haha
Must have has some good girth on him to leave your fanny flapping and farting like that lol"
You really have a way with words. |
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Met a guy few years ago at a cruising site but he wasn't happy with the look of some guys hanging about. So asked if I'd go with him to his place. Was horny as fuck by then so did. We went upstairs and had a lovely time sucking and wanking each other. After we had finished we came downstairs and his wife was sat at the dining room table.
All she said was, enjoy that then did you. Not in a good way either. Picked up her coat and car keys and stormed out. I legged it just after her. Never saw him again.
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By *N69Man
over a year ago
Yeovil |
Was watching porn once and having a wank when older sister walked in.
Also was fingering an ex once on the floor when sister walked in.
Living with parents at time lucky she never told them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was we had seen her few times had sex once or twice
I invited her to join me and few mates and their partners at our local on a sat night
I still lived with parents we had a quicky in the lane behind my house before the pub as she had a short skirt on
And Mother Nature made an appearance walked into the house before pub and seen blood on my jeans and on her thighs
Quick wash then pub
Meet the new gf mum and dad lol |
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"I had cum in an ex gf, we had both rolled over to go to sleep. I woke up to her licking my cock. I opened my eyes, and she was beside me. Her bloody jack Russell had climbed in. I shouted and she woke up too, I'm still reminded 20 years later! "
I had similar, except she was awake with me in hand when her dog decided she also wanted a lock! |
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