I got a friend of mine thats always calling me to help him out of a tight spot, phoning his boss to make excuses why his not in work, picking him up from the middle of nowhere when he'd broken down, having to pay his restaurant bill when he was trying to impress a new girlfriend, the list goes on.
It was a Wednesday afternoon, I was working from home crashing through a pile of work when the phone rang.
Paul: Dave you need to help me out
Dave: What as it now?
Paul: I've fucked up and double booked myself on two dates, I really don't want to council, would you mind entertaining one of them, make some excuse for me and I'll get there as soon as possible.
Dave: WTF! You such a prick, but she's not going to be impressed when I turn up is she when she is expecting you!
Paul: I have not yet met this girl, please mate we have been chatting and sharing pictures online, mate she is a dirty little thing, just need to spend enough time with the other girl and ill be over.
Dave: You owe me big time, intact you still owe me£150 from the last time I bailed you out.
Paul: Don't worry i'll get that money now and bring it over this evening, ill text you the details of the meet, just keep her sweet, just be yourself grab a few drinks and keep her entertained.
Dave: No worries send over the details.
Paul sent me the details, from the picture he sent she looked stunning, batting above his weight again, Alisa would be at The Cock in Hand pub at 5pm.
I finish doff my work, showered and dressed, splash of perfume and then made my way, as I walked towards the pub I couldn't help looking back at the picture i was sent, it had been a while since I had had a decent fuck, Alisa was stunning be nice to find someone like her to fuck maybe she has a mate of sister that she could introduce me to.
I arrived at the pub early so grab a pint and made my way into the garden to enjoy the sun.
The garden was quite empty, I say and enjoyed my pint whilst scrolling through my phone, I quickly messaged Paul "don't fuck me around this evening mate, I'm not wining and dining this girl all not for your benefit!!
He came back with a laughing emoji and a thumbs up, cheeky fucker he could not be trusted!.
I was half way through messaging another friend when I heard someone call Paul, as I looked up, in front of me was Alisa, Damn she was fine, I was a little awestruck and didn't know what to say.
Sorry I'm late she said can I get you another pint, I just nodded and said yes, and as I did I thought struck me, and all I could think about was STUNNING, DIRTY LITTLE THING, THINKS IM PAUL, I laughed a little and tad Alisa it was a pleasure to finally meet her and a new fresh pint would be nice.
I watch as she walked back in the bar, she was wearing a lovely flowing white dress that swang around as she strutted along, the sun was shining through the dress slightly aswell which silhouetted her figure beautifully.
What a girl, right I need to let her talk, make out I'm Paul and see where this will lead.
Alisa returned with our drinks, pint for me and a huge glass of wine for her.
She sat and to break the ice she immediately told me she was impressed by the images I had sent last night, they made her feel very horny.
OMG, Paul mentioned images, but these tow had never met, where did this guys meet then, Bubble, tinder, I had no idea!
I tried to keep the chat quite generic and allow her to do most of the chat, I played the Remind me again what you do… Which worked, I was trying to dig, but more importantly I was wondering what images they had shared, just how dirty this girl was Paul had never mentioned her to me and I knew everything that he was upto.
I asked what she had been upto earlier in the day, Alisa then went on to tell me about her daily gym regime in order to keep her figure tight for the next photoshoot that she was booked for.
She explained that she had just returned form a bikini shot in Marbella, that she had another shoot booked for a music video and then explained that she is also posing for a private photogrpaher that is going to helpher create some artistic images…wink wink
So as she thought i was Paul, and she had already been sharing images with him, I thought I'd push to see myself,
So do you have anything new you could show me.
Did you like the ones I shared last night.
Damn yes, stunning!
Which one did you enjoy more then the others
Its hard to say, the more adventurous caught my eye.
As I said that Alisa stood up and walked off.
I was unsure where she was going, thought Id said something wrong, where had she gone. I retuned to my pint hoping that she would return and then to my great surprise she skipped back in the beer garden with a great big smile on her face.
As she sat down she placed her phone on the table and asked me is that adventurous enough?
OMG, was this happening, she had obviously been off to the toilet, remove dher underwear and taken a shot of her naked arse which was sporting a jewelled butt plug.
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