I thought about this for a moment. It would be easier to have the pictures to upload at the same time as doing the profile. But I figured that if we had talked about what she wanted first, she would be more in the mood and more relaxed taking the pictures. And they would be sexier for it.
I told her this and added "once we know what your profile says, we'll have a better idea of the pictures needed to accompany it"
"OK, makes sense"
We had just about finished the main meal by now. I had bought a couple of cheesecake slices for dessert and she suggested we eat those in the lounge whilst we did the profile.
So I carried the plates through to the kitchen and loaded the dishwasher, whilst she split the remainder of the wine between our glasses. As I had barely touched mine and she had finished hers, it meant it wasn't exactly an equitable distribution, but I didn't mind. She clearly wanted it.
When I went through to the lounge I sat next to her on the sofa and she handed me her phone. It was already logged in to Fab.
The first thing I had to do was lift the block on men contacting her. I told her what I was doing and why I had blocked them in the first place.
"you were only looking for women, and I guessed the ratio of men to women on this site would probably be 20 to 1, at least. You would have been swamped by blokes. So you best be prepared now. After we put this profile together you will be fighting them off"
"mmm... Good" she said. The awkwardness about fucking other guys clearly dissipating.
"Are you going to pay to be a member?"
"what do I get for that?" she asked
"hang on. Let's get that screen up again" I replicated what we had done before, I went into the latest photos section, the first one was a cock, not a nice one, if there even is such a thing, and it drew a 'yuk' from my wife. I tapped it and got the upgrade page.
The only extra thing she thought she wanted was the ability to see who had looked at her, but she decided that she could live without that for now.
"I probably will upgrade at some point" she said "if only to show that I'm serious about it. But it's OK for now"
I pointed out that upgrading would also allow her to change the name I had given her.
"Want more 123..." she pondered it. "No, that's fine. It sums up what I want quite nicely really, maybe 1 more, maybe 2, maybe..." she tailed off and nudged me, putting her head briefly on my shoulder and giggling.
The wine was obviously starting to work its magic again. I didn't want her d*unk for the photoshoot, it probably wouldn't help, but relaxed, like this, would definitely make things easier.
"Right" I tapped on 'Your account'. "Profile title" I said "I guess this is like the headline. The overview of what you are looking for"
"I don't know. You're the wordsmith"
"Well, what are you looking for?"
"Well I'm not sure yet. It might change. Can I change it again later?"
"yeah, looks like it"
"OK. Well I want sex. Obviously. But I want to try new things"
I waggled my fingers over the virtual keyboard, waiting for the words to come to me. What would sound hot. "How about..." I started typing. "Married bisexual woman seeking new experiences"
I looked at her. "Simple and to the point" I said. "I'd want to look at that"
"Yes. OK" and then she said "would you? Is that what you will be looking for?"
"I don't know. I haven't thought about it" I lied
"Have you thought about age? I would have thought you would want some pretty young thing"
'I've got one' is what I thought. But "I don't know" is what I said, followed by "Probably not". I didn't want her to suddenly feel threatened by the thought of me going with younger women. Besides, I did have a thing for married, older women.
I briefly thought of Beth, the last time I'd had her myself, before I let Chloe have her wicked way with her. We'd fucked all around her house, starting with licking her out whilst she was perched on her kitchen worktop and ending up in her bed and in her arse.
"You're going to want one of these too, I suppose" said my wife, gesturing at the profile on the phone screen. "What are you going to call yourself?"
"Never mind about me now" I said. "I'll worry about that when the time comes. Right 'Profile text' so this is like your bio, I guess" I was trying so hard to make it look like this was all new to me.
"Give me an idea of where you are now, and what you want, and what you might want in the future, to possibly hint at it, so I can try and put it in your own words."
She said that she had uncovered another side of herself, almost a clone in a parallel universe. In this one she was a respectable, faithful wife. In love with her husband though a bit bored with her sex life. In the other, she was a liberated, bisexual woman, freely expressing her sexuality, exploring new paths and testing her boundaries.
So that's what I put. That she was a woman existing in parallel universes, along with her description of each. Then I prompted her to say what she wanted.
She said that she was looking for men and women. Initially one to one, but might be interested in trying more than one other person, male or female.
She said that she was looking for discreet hotel meets, but only after chatting on Kik to get someone a bit better, and would always meet for a drink to start with but would be willing to play on the first meet if they clicked.
She was also interested in visiting clubs in the future, so watch this space.
She said she was looking for intelligent people of smart appearance, who looked after themselves and took pride in themselves, which I thought was a good way of putting it.
Finally, she said nobody attached and cheating behind their partner's back.
I transcribed all that as she said it, and then applied a minimal amount of editing and read it back to her.
"You can edit it further as you go along" I said, especially the first part, if and when you get more experienced and try some of these things.
We went down the list of interests. There were lots she was interested in, longer-term, like adult parties, anal, gangbangs, group sex, SM, spanking and threesomes.
But to start with she chose a handful more in line with with where she currently was: blindfolds, oral, safe sex, swingers clubs and toys.
"That'll do for now, I don't even know what some of the others are" she said.
I asked which ones and had to explain about rimming and soft swing and DP. Rimming wasn't going to be added anytime soon. But the thought of DP almost had her purring.
She picked her age range and surprised me, both when she went as low as 25 and as high as 65.
Finally it was done. I clicked save and looked at her. Time for photos... |