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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was called up at half ten one night last week by a woman I have been chatting to (grooming haha) in inverness.
She says " My sisters here and she wants to meet you we are having a few drinks and thought you could join us for a good time"
Fuck me my motor was screaming all the way of the 35 miles haha.
So I get there and she is in the street waiting for me (first time we have met) and first thing that occurs to me is that she is every bit as fit as her profile pics, she kisses me and warns me that her sister is a bit of a nut job (psycho was the term she used) and that she will ask a million questions.
So in I go and her sister is a wee bit bigger but their tits are huge haha, anyway they are both drinking and Sarah is now half naked and dancing to shit house music and Susan starts.....
"All you are after is sex"?
"Yes".
"You will use my sister and drop her"
Ha ha" yes"..
"You would happily fuck us both and then go back to your wife"
"Yes"..
By now I am thinking that sex might not be happening.... when Sue goes out of the room and comes back rattling her jaw, now I don't do drugs and feel uncomfortable around users she comes in sits on my lap and starts grinding meanwhile nutjob is throwing questions .. "where do you live? where are you from?... do you know him? do you know her?.. how many women have you met on this site"?
I am thinking fuck my morals I will pump them both and throw my phone out cos they are both fucking loonies and then the 10 year old son comes in and asks for a glass of water..
This has turned into something altogether different than I had imagined and I need to get the fuck out. The shit repetitive music is relentless and now this kid is asking questions too..
I make some excuse about my dogs and go to make my exit, now nutjob stands up and says "can I cadge a lift home" (having already told me her Scouse husband gets very jealous) I cant help but be a gentleman and agree to give her a lift.
So we are driving across Inverness and she reaches over and grabs at my flies so I pull up a side street around by eden court and she gets her huge tits out and sucks me off, thing is I never come with oral (think it must be the teeth) so I say I only come if I can fuck and that she needs to stop, get outside and drop her panties. Well you would have thought I had asked to bumfuck her 10 year old nephew.
"I am a married woman what do you take me for"?
So she gets out and starts walking, so I open my window and tell her to get in and I will give her a lift home, "no need" she says and walks into the flat we are parked outside.....
I drive the 35 miles home laughing all the way???????????????????????  |
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