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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
First I'd like to dedicate this to any naughty or nice Fab girls out there ...
It was the night before Christmas & over Dympna's fireplace hung a very special stocking. Not your typical stocking that good girls hang up. NO, NO, NO! Dympna had hung her favourite "sugar and spice" stocking which was a white thigh high with a pink satin bow Now just like a jubilant naughty little school girl she clapped her hands excitedly before letting out a little squeak of joy...
Now for this mischevious girl, sleep had always been a challenge for, but tonight of all nights... Truly impossible as she lay in her bed wide awake awakening when suddenly she heard a thud coming from the living room floor
Now, although it was cold and snowy outside, the house was piping warm as aarose from bed and walked out to investigate the occurance, donning just her birthday suit However on the floor, what did she find only a Santa hat that she casually placed upon her head!!
Excitement, joy and anticipation arose within Dympna then another squeak of delight as who should she see on the sofa, only the big guy himself ... SANTA CLAUSE! There he was... white beard and stark bollock naked lying flat out in the blazing glow of the fire that she had set earlier!
Instead of leaving out a shot glass of whiskey and some biscuits, the daft cow had poured a long glass of Absinthe accompanied by a plateful of "special" cookies Santa must have stripped off to cool down before inevitably passing out. He was now only coming to now around this time...
Lowering herself on Santa's lap, Dympna proceeded to tell Santa what she wanted for Christmas...
"Nice perfume...
Scented soap...
Louis vuitton handbag
...A PONY!"
...rattling off her Christmas list as she proceeded to bounce up and down...
...up...
...and down...
...Up and...
...down
...as she told the great man all that she wanted in great detail...
Now as it turned out Dympna must have been a very good girl because that night she got to wear the Santa hat as he gave her everything her lovely bod ever wanted
So girls of Fab, never stop believing in Santa... Ho, ho, ho!
A happy, bouncy and fun Christmas to all!!!
Tim |
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