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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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“Don’t think I’m an old man now do you?” He says.
I’m a bit d*unk, and also I don’t want to push it too far by taking the piss again. He was obviously already bothered enough to feel the need to prove it. So I don’t say anything I just agree.
We get a phone call from Darren saying he’s met the guy and that he can’t get back in the pub we’re in. So we leave, off to another place to meet him.
The pub we move to has an upstairs part where it’s all 4 seater booths, with tv’s in each one. We sit ourselves down, get some pints in, and those two head off the the gents to powder their nose.
Darren is the first back out. He’s acting all cocky and arrogant. Now - let me describe him. He’s about 5’10. Athletic but not muscular. He’s not good looking, not bad looking. Just your average guy with something about him. He talks a lot of shit and he’s a big joker. For some reason he gets girls all the time and he has a massive circle of mates. Probably because he’s so confident.
So, anyway, he’s the first back - he immediately tries tickling me. “Fuck off” I say as I curl into a ball. “Piss off” “stop!” He’s jabbing my ribs and doing my head in. I reach out to push him off, but I accidentally push him too hard and he goes flying off and onto the floor.
As he hits the floor Tom comes walking out in hysterics. Picks Darren up off the floor and sits him back down. “Sorry mate” I say to Darren. “What happened?” Tom asked. “His massive lanky arms” Darren said back, sounding pissed off.
“I bet that’s not the only big thing he’s got” Tom said... i was shocked he said it but went along with the banter. “Yeah it’s true what they say” I responded. I saw both their eyes do a cheeky glance. “Big hands, big head, big legs...” I reeled off every body part except my dick. They rolled their eyes at the shit joke.
“Oi darren, oi darren, have you showed him the photos from that night?” Tom said. Darren just shook his head like he didn’t care. Didn’t even look up.
“Can I show him?”. Again he just shrugged. “Look at big boy Darren” Tom said, again turning his phone at me. There was a blurry photo of Darren’s cock, rock hard, being slapped against Tom’s face.
“Hahaha” Tom was cracking up “look look. He’s got the blood flowing there”. They both proceeded to tell me that this was the night that they, along with some other lads, took viagra on a night out. Ended up back at someone’s house. And slapped each other around the face with their dicks... probably the most dumb sounding night I’ve heard. But I have to admit seeing the photo really got me horny.
When I’m d*unk and horny I start to get a bit braver. So I joked “oh I couldn’t see it. Send it me”. They both went quiet and I thought “fuck that was too obvious”. The topic changed and we carried on drinking, talking about whatever else and taking it in turns to go back and forth and get pints.
When it was Toms round, darren sat himself next to me. Looked up and around for camera’s, said “he’s a bit tired today” - I assumed he was talking about Tom. And then out of no where pulled the waistband of his trackies down to reveal his big cock. It was definitely semi. Thick, meaty 7inches or so. Cut. I stared right at it and then he let go of the elastic, it popped back and he started jabbing me again...
I have no idea what’s going on with these lads. It’s a weird night, but I’m enjoying it and it’s just getting started... |
whoops I’ve been rumbled....
