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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I long to be fucked by a woman wearing a strap on in a bath of cold baked beans?

Doubt I'll find anyone....

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By *ut of townerMan over a year ago

Travel

Sounds like a late night version of Red Nose Day!

It's a bit out there but I'm sure there's someone somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this site has taught me anything, it is that there will always be someone that will be up for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will spaghetti hoops do?

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By *hocko87Man over a year ago

dublin

That's not strange .there is worst things than that ..I think it would be the norm .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will spaghetti hoops do?"

Pervert!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the beans have to be cold?? I would have thought you'd get more replies if you offered to warm them up a bit?? You might also want to promise they'll be Heinz and not some Lidl's own brand?

Good luck with your quest and I'll be thinking of you next time I see a "bean" being flicked!!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Everything apart from the beans is entirely normal IMHO...

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By *incolnshire SausageMan over a year ago

spalding

That is a whole lot of beans! That would cost you a fortune man! And who gets the job of cleaning it all up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Industrial tins... And we'd eat our way through em after...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the funniest fantasy I have heard. Would you eat the beans afterwards to avoid food waste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is the funniest fantasy I have heard. Would you eat the beans afterwards to avoid food waste?"

See above.....

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By *aris_trojanMan over a year ago

york

Did you get traumatised watching the film tommy

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By *stwo80Couple over a year ago

yorkshire

"Everything apart from the beans is entirely normal IMHO...

Remember , its only kinky the first time

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By *orks funMan over a year ago

Sheffield

how would you get them down the plug hole afterwards

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By *iddyandherCouple over a year ago

Benidorm

That's some laxative remedy .??

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By *ovepieceMan over a year ago

Borth

Saucy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errm, that'l take some beans tho; Heinz or branston beans?.. That's what im thinking?..??

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"how would you get them down the plug hole afterwards"

The strapon would take care of that

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"Everything apart from the beans is entirely normal IMHO...

Remember , its only kinky the first time

This is very true, so i hear anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This post has made my day. No joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch the film dennis, dont eat all them beans lol

Beans beans are good for the heart,

The more you eat the more you fart lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha watch the strap on fly out your arse as you start farting. Assuming your on all 4s it will be memorable.

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