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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Duke would like it documented that he enjoys woman of all dress sizes (within reason). Whilst his preference is silicone sisters with booty’s like a succulent Washington Red he isn’t averse to slightly pumper models.
Once again, a great deal of time was wasted at Dukes Annual Summer Soiree held at the recently refurbished Duke Towers. A compulsory fitness test has now been instated after a woman manged to slip through our screening net and waddle into the sexual summer frenzy. The Duke and his security team had to role her in some flour just to find where she was wet and a tearful team member had to sink his summer sausage into her double chin.
One of Dukes weekend pastimes is creating award winning patisserie’s in his custom-made kitchen. The party was halted and a state of shock ensued once it was discovered this selfish swinger had raided the Dukes larder and scoffed the entire contents, petit fours, tarts and short glass dessert’s lay butchered upon the Italian tiled floor.
Not content with her brutal cakey massacre this swinger’s appetite appeared out of control as she attempted to snack on The Dukes pink torpedo whilst being retrained. The final insult came when upon escorting the trouble maker out the security team discovered she was attempting to smuggle Dukes famous chocolate éclairs via a stuffed asshole.
The summer should be a glorious time within the Swing community, new adventures and tanned bodies pressed together during these sticky sinful summer nights. Some however, are determined to ruin this. The Duke therefore urges his fellow deviants to double check party invitation’s and perform thorough background checks to avoid such incidents in the future.
Duke has spoken.
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