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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would love to hear all the strange thing people have used as toys. I myself have had a exs hair brush stuck up in there hand only i might add but thats a differents story loo |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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A friend of mine apparently knew someone who managed to get a vibrator bullet up their urethra a bit too far and was stuck in their bladder..#extremesounding
Not quite sure i believe the story... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My OH works in operating theatres
and while resoecting confidentiality.
Some of the Eye watering items theyve been called to remove is nothing short
Of incredible..!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine apparently knew someone who managed to get a vibrator bullet up their urethra a bit too far and was stuck in their bladder..#extremesounding
Not quite sure i believe the story..."
I wouldn't.
I catheterise, they are 5mm wide by approx 17 inches in length and reach my bladded at just over 12 inches so not bullet size.
Thats just my opinion, based on what i know |
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I've ended up with a few things up my ass. Sometimes I put my anal beads in then when they are all in then I shove one of my dildos in as well.
Think the strangest would be a pair of dildo pants. Was wearing them for a bit and took them off to play with the dildo on myself the. Ended up stuffing the dildo and the rubber pants up until it was all inside me. So horny as they all slip out and your hole if left gapping for a nice cock to slip inside. |
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By *r 007Man
over a year ago
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"I've ended up with a few things up my ass. Sometimes I put my anal beads in then when they are all in then I shove one of my dildos in as well.
Think the strangest would be a pair of dildo pants. Was wearing them for a bit and took them off to play with the dildo on myself the. Ended up stuffing the dildo and the rubber pants up until it was all inside me. So horny as they all slip out and your hole if left gapping for a nice cock to slip inside. "
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago
cambridge |
"My OH works in operating theatres
and while resoecting confidentiality.
Some of the Eye watering items theyve been called to remove is nothing short
Of incredible..!!!"
I work in same area and some amazing things, ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How the brush came to be in my ass.
I had been at my ex for a few weeks trying to let me stuck my cock up her ass. As the last few times we had tried she complained it was to sore and i hadnt even got fully in. Anyway we were out one night having a few drinks with friends the subject of anal had come up majority had tried but all said the same it hurt. The night went on myself and the guys were all up one end of the table the girls down the other.
The chatting away giggling not letting on what there going on about. As the night drew to an end we all go our seperate ways i jump in a taxi with the ex we go back to hers.
When we get through the door she turn to me and says 'ill let your try fuck me in the ass under one condition' im thinking yes about bloody time so i go whats the condition thinking itll be take her out for a meal etc then she says ' well if you stuck something in my ass i want to stick something up yours' im stunned for a few seconds thinking shes bluffing. So i call her bluff by going thatll be a bit difficult you dont have anything. She replies do you agree or not. Still thinking shes bluffing i say i agree.
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By *r 007Man
over a year ago
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"How the brush came to be in my ass.
I had been at my ex for a few weeks trying to let me stuck my cock up her ass. As the last few times we had tried she complained it was to sore and i hadnt even got fully in. Anyway we were out one night having a few drinks with friends the subject of anal had come up majority had tried but all said the same it hurt. The night went on myself and the guys were all up one end of the table the girls down the other.
The chatting away giggling not letting on what there going on about. As the night drew to an end we all go our seperate ways i jump in a taxi with the ex we go back to hers.
When we get through the door she turn to me and says 'ill let your try fuck me in the ass under one condition' im thinking yes about bloody time so i go whats the condition thinking itll be take her out for a meal etc then she says ' well if you stuck something in my ass i want to stick something up yours' im stunned for a few seconds thinking shes bluffing. So i call her bluff by going thatll be a bit difficult you dont have anything. She replies do you agree or not. Still thinking shes bluffing i say i agree.
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By *r 007Man
over a year ago
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"I'm shocked at some off the stuff you guys have inserted I really am I'm sat here gobsmacked but love it good effort !!
Im hardly shocked lol"
what a ass
love to see things going up your bumhole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Once i said i agree the ex had a very cheeky smile on her face. Im now thinking what have i iust agreed to then thought f**k it cant be to bad. Shes now lying on the bed legs apart showing off her nicely shaven pussy onlh thing left was a tiny triangle point down to her clit.
I start to kiss down from her neck not forgeting to stop at each of her tits giving her nipples a gently bite before carrying down to her pussy. I tease her clit running my tongue around it. She lets out a gasp before saying stop teasing me. I give a cheeky smile then get down to licking giving it my A game. Her hand grabbing the back of my head pulling me right into her pussy as she moaning her back starts to arch then a sharp deep breath before she lets go and and lets out a long mmmmmmmmm. After a few seconds and her start to get her breath back i tell her to get on all fours ass uo in the air. I bite each of her ass cheeks before running my tongue up from her pussy to her tight little ass hole. She goes what are you doing? I reply ive seen in it in plenty pornos. I runninh my tongue around her hole before gently thrusting it in not thinking. After a min or two wuth no sort of reaction from her i give up on the idea thinking shes not enjoying it. I ask her for some lube so she goes over a looking in her underwear drawer after a second or 2 she goes that little bitch my sister must of stole it so she disappears out the room for a couple of seconds and comes back but instead of handing me the lube she tells me to get up gives me a kiss and tells me to bend over. |
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By *r 007Man
over a year ago
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"Once i said i agree the ex had a very cheeky smile on her face. Im now thinking what have i iust agreed to then thought f**k it cant be to bad. Shes now lying on the bed legs apart showing off her nicely shaven pussy onlh thing left was a tiny triangle point down to her clit.
I start to kiss down from her neck not forgeting to stop at each of her tits giving her nipples a gently bite before carrying down to her pussy. I tease her clit running my tongue around it. She lets out a gasp before saying stop teasing me. I give a cheeky smile then get down to licking giving it my A game. Her hand grabbing the back of my head pulling me right into her pussy as she moaning her back starts to arch then a sharp deep breath before she lets go and and lets out a long mmmmmmmmm. After a few seconds and her start to get her breath back i tell her to get on all fours ass uo in the air. I bite each of her ass cheeks before running my tongue up from her pussy to her tight little ass hole. She goes what are you doing? I reply ive seen in it in plenty pornos. I runninh my tongue around her hole before gently thrusting it in not thinking. After a min or two wuth no sort of reaction from her i give up on the idea thinking shes not enjoying it. I ask her for some lube so she goes over a looking in her underwear drawer after a second or 2 she goes that little bitch my sister must of stole it so she disappears out the room for a couple of seconds and comes back but instead of handing me the lube she tells me to get up gives me a kiss and tells me to bend over. "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Cucumbers, courgettes ,carrots , hair brushes, dildos, handles of all sorts, the best is when high heels are pushed up (not the shoe bit but the heels inserted) both with and without a ladies foot inside of it.champagne bottle neck, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber, donkey carrots, ennema with bottle prosseco and empty inside me, just a great feeling...
I want to try fist fucking...4 fingers are easy but the whole hand too hard, any advices? |
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Love this thread nice to know that there are some people as kinky as me Keith the male. Mine are the usual deodorant cans of various sizes the biggest was a febreeze toilet spray stretched me so much felt awesome though xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As im bent over the bed she slaps my arse then i feel something cold run between my arse cheeks. Im thinking wtf the fuck was that then i hear the lube bottle snap shut. She runs two finger between my cheeks gently rubbing against my asshole im thinking wtf has she got in mind. Then she kneels down at the side of the bed and pulls out a box. As she goes through the box she pulls out a purple vibrator that looks like a big veiny cock. I have a look of horror on my face she chuckles and says dont worry thats not for you to my relief. Then she pulls out a hair brush with a thin handle and says this will do. I ask do what to a reply you will see she stand up slides the box under the bed leaving the purple vibrator lying out. Now standing behind me she says if you want to stick your cock up my ass then you have to take something up yours. I hesitate for a second then go ok but if i say stop then stop. With that i feel the handle being run up and down inbetween my arse cheeks. |
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Love it. Hope you get more than a hairbrush 
Things I have enjoyed up my ass.
A few cocks .
(not at same time and various sizes. Big is good but it's how it's used I think. Had lots of fun with average ones with good owners lol)
Lots of but plugs. Sometimes two at same time. Lots of sizes and inflatable ones are supper for stretching
Durex lube bottle. is a great size and self lubrication as you squeeze in it if you sit on the right end lol.
Strap on. Great if used well and not to floppy or hard.
Fingers / hands/ fist. Really enjoyed those. I got eight fingers in me at same time once. And they weren't all the same persons.
Shower hose and head while turned on. That was fun times. Sometimes I unscrew the shower head from the hose while I'm in the shower and place it over my hole. Cleaning myself out. I can get the hose quite far in and love pulling it out holding the water as long as I can before letting go. It's almost like I'm squirting lol. Feels great
Once in a hotel the shower head was quite small and it got it inside me as the shower filled me.
If it fits I'd probably give it a try lol.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As she runs the handle up and down im thinking shes bluffing. Then without warning i feel the tip of the handle been pushed slowly in to my ass. I jilt forward saying oh no no no to her reply oh well no anal for you so i take a deep breath and say lets try again so i resume the position again she teases my asshole before pushing it in. I bite down on a pillow thats in front of me. As the handle slides further in it gets thicker before she stops. Then she slowly starts to pull the brush back out and im thinking thank fuck thats over. As she pulls it out she asks well what you think? I say it feels weird but not that bad trying not let on my ass is slightly sore. So she goes oh reli and pushes it back in this time it was slightly enjoyable i say yup not that bad. So she pulls it back out before sliding it back in again it starts to feel more enjoyable with each time she thrust of the brush after a few moments go by and me pretending im not starting to enjoy it she reaches for the purple vibrator she has left out and says now can you imagine if i was to shove this up your ass and how uncomfortable that would be. Im still bent over brush in my ass at this point thinking oh fuck shes gonna try and stick that up my ass. |
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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago
Manchester Area |
"Well I do like it something nice about feeling stretched. The only trouble is you have to keep going bigger to get the same hit lol.
Any suggestions lol "
I have small.hands ...double fisting? |
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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago
Manchester Area |
"I used to fuck this married guy, he put all sorts up his hole. One time when we were fucking he’d a Granny Smith Apple up his hole at same time  "
Well at least it didnt all.go pear shaped ?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs is a nurse, and on e day in the theatre there was a guy come in with a pen stuck up this ass,
Surgeon was doing his best to get it out but not having much luck, it’s at this point he turned round to the gathered medical team and said
“it looks like it’s a permanent marker”
At which point the hole room end up crying with laughter
True story |
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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago
Hinckley |
I stuck a blokes toothbrush up my arse, and gave it a rinse? Well, he’d pissed me off, I was enjoying a good shit at the time, I was crying when he went in to clean his teeth, I ain’t laughed so much since. Lol |
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"I stuck a blokes toothbrush up my arse, and gave it a rinse? Well, he’d pissed me off, I was enjoying a good shit at the time, I was crying when he went in to clean his teeth, I ain’t laughed so much since. Lol "
Remind me not to piss you of. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to fuck this married guy, he put all sorts up his hole. One time when we were fucking he’d a Granny Smith Apple up his hole at same time "
Bloody hell. Hope it came out after yous had sex and not end up going to A&E   |
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