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By *rueone71 OP Man
over a year ago
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SOFTWARE HOUSE Ltd
To the att of: Customer Technical Support
Subject: Support with HUSBAND.1.O App
Dear Sir/Madam,
One year ago I have upgraded from the BOYFRIEND.7.O App to the HUSBAND.1.O App.
Soon after the new App was installed on my Laptop, the CHILDREN.1.0 App was automatically created, which seems occupying a lot of space on the disc; but it wasn’t specified on the Manual.
Shockingly the new App has auto-installed on all the other Apps, launching itself whenever I click on the Icons.
Ie.: Apps HOLIDAYS_WITH_GIRLFRIENDS.10.3 and SHOPPING.5.0 aren’t functioning as they use to.
Sometimes a Trojan called MOTHER_IN_LAW appears; clogging the all System or making HUSBAND.1.0 App misbehaving.
I would like to uninstall HUSBAND.1.0 App and reinstall BOYFRIEND.7.0 App, or the version FRIENDS_WITH_BENEFITS.1.O App. I have been advised is becoming rather popular.
My concern is that this process seems to be rather complicated and it may also create problems to CHILDREN.1.0 App. Admittedly I’m growing rather fond.
I look forward your reply with your support.
Your Faithful Customer.
Reply from SOFTWARE HOUSE Ltd
RE: Subject: Support with HUSBAND.1.O App
Dear Faithful Customer,
We confirm you that we are aware of the changes that the upgrading of these Apps can bring to your Operative System. We referred to these changes on the last pages of the Manual provided with the CD. Read the small prints where for some Systems we don’t suggest the upgrade.
HUSBAND.1.0 App is not a Gaming App like BOYFRIEND.7.O App, which is more adapt for Games Consoles. Is a fully Operative System made to control other App.
I confirm BOYFRIEND.7.O App cannot re-upload once you have installed the HUSBAND.1.O App as this would have deleted any previous version.
The MOTHER_IN_LAW is actually not a virus but the Mother App of HUSBAND.1.0 App; and come together HUSBAND.1.O App as protection kit. Attempts to uninstall MOTHER_IN_LAW will result in the deleting of HUSBAND.1.0 as the two are co-existent.
We suggest waiting as we have programmed the MOTHER_IN_LAW to disengage and auto-uninstall once the HUSBAND.1.O App assumes total control.
Some of our customers have installed the BIT_ON_SIDE.1.0 App. We don’t always suggest it as in cases, during the downloading, HUSBAND.1.0 App auto-launches unexpectedly, stopping and overloading the whole System.
If happens, to restart you will need to download a software called WIFE_CHILD_MAINTENANCE_ YOU_ARE_ NOW_IN_BIG_TROUBLE.EXE which is rather pricey.
Please consider that if this happen, the BIT_ON_SIDE.1.O App will automatically self upgrade in to LOVER.1.0 App and as HUSBAND.1.0 is not anymore the main Operating System, LOVER.1.0 App will request to be upgraded as HUSBAND.2.0 becoming even more problematic and costly.
Our Analysts have suggested installing for bettering the functionality of HUSBAND.1.0, the SUNDAY_FOOTBALL App and/or SUNNY_HOLIDAY App.
But only the latest versions are suggested.
Also suggested are the Software’s WHATEVER!!.EXE and I_M_ALWAYS_RIGHT!!.EXE. These Apps self launches every time HUSBAND.1.0 App misbehaves.
Thank you for choosing our products and if you need any further support, please do not hesitate to contact us again.
Yours Sincerely
SOFTWARE HOUSE Technical Support |
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