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Whats the worst chat up line?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This wasn't me but one of my mates at the weekend the utter fucked up
He goes over to a group of girls he thinks is hot and one of them has small eyes and because if this his chat up line was 'are you chinese'
Let's just say he didn't last to long after that and soon went home with his tail between his legs while I try to pick up the pieces |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am going to pick you up like a bowling ball. When they say they only have 2 holes, tell them you will tear them a new arsehole. I have used that to success. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That you ladies have heard? Lol i once heard a bloke ask how much a polar bear weighed.
Wen she sed i dunno he sed "enuff to break the ice"
I quite like that - funniest I've heard in ages. I don't think I'll ever try using it, though! |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
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Can't remember if my mate did this or was just telling me about it, but....
Guy walks up to a two girls in a club & turns on the charm, says to the first one "Hello there, was wondering if you'd like to go for a dance?"
She smiles, secretly pleased & says "yes, thank you"
"Good, glad to hear it. Go on then because I want to talk to your friend here." |
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