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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay so after my last successful post, Big Cock Challenge I thought I'd share something new with you guy's that happened this weekend.
After my morning workout and food shop I was pretty bored so I hit the local shopping center here in Jersey, hoping to meet some new HB's to hang out with tonight after my bouncer shift at a local club. I cruised the mall, and I couldn't find any HB higher than a 6.5, so I was pretty pissed. I was about to leave when I noticed this adorable little emo working in the juice bar, she was around a 7.2 just like most juicing shop chicks. I ordered a juice, and here is what happened.
TWD: Which is better, the Blood Booster or the Avocado Crush?
HB: Avocado Crush.
TWD: Awesome, I'll have a Blood Booster.
HB: Ha ha, okay. Which booster do you want?
TWD: Ill take all your vitamins and energy shit so I'll be like a new man. This place rocks.
HB: Ha ha
TWD: High five!
HB: Okay! (She high fives me) Wow! That was like the coolest ting that has happened to me today.
TWD: Pretty bored, huh?
HD: Yeah, it sucks here.
TWD: Hmm, well guess what?
HB: What?
TWD: I love you.
HB: Ha ha. Um, okay. I love you too.
TWD: Awesome. You can really find love in the strangest places.
HB: Ha ha
TWD: Close your eyes.
HB: Why?
TWD: Just do it.
HB: Are you gona steal my cash register or something?
TWD: No, nothing like that. Remember I love you.
HB: Okay. (closes eyes)
The counter was pretty wide. I leaned over, so that I was planking over the top like a poised leopard, and I kissed her. As soon as I kissed her she started screaming like fucking crazy.
HB: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
All these people started looking over at me. She was freaking out, screaming her head off like a banshee, flailing her arms around and shit.
I was this thinking. “Fuck, fuck, fuck. I knew this shit would backfire someday. Fuck, I should join Tinder or something. I'm never doing this ever again!”
TWD: Um, I said I loved you first.
HB: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1
TWD: Are you okay?
HB: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
TWD: Uh-oh
HB: Um, okay. That will be £4.80. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
She was trying to regain her composure by talking, but she kept screaming intermittently.
TWD: Please calm down.
HB: Um, yeah. I'm OK. What's your name?
TWD: Please don't call the police on me.
HB: No, no. it's just for our computer. I ask all our customers.
TWD: Okay. It's Duke
HB: Wow, that's an awesome name.
TWD: Um, thanks. What's your name?
HB: Megan.
TWD: I like that.
HB: Oh my God, that was the most awesome thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.
TWD: Cool.
HB: Oh my God, you rock. Oh my God, I love you. That was fucking awesome. I finish at 6pm.
TWD: I will come back then. I won't let you down. You know I love you.
HB: I'm looking forward to it.
Then I turned around and walked off.
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