The special kiss

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

'Kiss me!' she said. 'Kiss me like I've never been kissed before!'

I stuck the tip of my tongue up her nostril, twirled it around and then blew hard. A huge glob of snot shot out of the other nostril.

'Argh!' she said. 'I didn't mean like that!'

By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

can't see this one running free

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm in a v silly mood lol