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By *cutebum9 OP Couple over a year ago

wallsend

Would love to here what items females and men have tryed using to get off with

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By *idsAndyMan over a year ago

Worcestershire

I used to cam with a lady who once took one of her shoes off to fuck herself with the heel

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By *andlebarMan over a year ago

South Northumberland

Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

where they black brown or white heels ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fingers..anal beads....ex partners vibe...

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By *cutebum9 OP Couple over a year ago

wallsend

I oftern just stick my hard cock between the hard sofa cushions and fuck back and forth. Pull out and spunk into my wife's knickers mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I oftern just stick my hard cock between the hard sofa cushions and fuck back and forth. Pull out and spunk into my wife's knickers mmmmm"

Mmmm nice sounds fun!!!

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom"

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cucumbers are fun - loads of lube and plenty of length

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By *hoot45Man over a year ago

Ramsgate

"Cucumbers are fun - loads of lube and plenty of length"

They don't shoot jizz tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hand....

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By *oob lover 99Man over a year ago

chester

Sister in laws satin bra (still got it too)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Champagne bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!"

What's a flesh light?

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By *ister reeMan over a year ago

hadleigh

wife has used cucumbers , bananas , leeks , carrots , tootpaste tube , bottles ,

corn on the cob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put my cock into a yoghurt pot,came into it and eat it yum yum, also love walking into panties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have seen on videos ladies using brushes but the bristle side and loo brushes too !

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By *est-coupleMan over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)

M has enjoyed a banana, cucumber, wine, beer and champagne bottles, vibes, and dildos. I've just bought her a double- ended dildo!

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By *est-coupleMan over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)

The cucumber pics - one or two of them at least - are on our profile X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hair brush hoover hsndle bed nob lol x

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By *ussySoandSoWoman over a year ago

Dundee

Mars bar, banana, cucumber, deodorant bottle (short yet stumpy. AMAZING and nearly wept when I realised I'd thrown the bottle out), Rolling Rock bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A glass bottle up my arse used to milk my cock... That felt good.

Often use the handle of the thingy in the shower used to clean the water off the screen! Push it in then lean against the wall so it goes deeper

Oh and of course the wife's dildo...

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mars bar, banana, cucumber, deodorant bottle (short yet stumpy. AMAZING and nearly wept when I realised I'd thrown the bottle out), Rolling Rock bottle. "

That I would like to see or help out with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We love cucumber

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"We love cucumber "

I heard about a tip when using a cucumber. Peel it and it's self lubricating, ideal for anal play, but leave the end unpeeled, so you have something to grip onto.

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By *ussySoandSoWoman over a year ago

Dundee

"Mars bar, banana, cucumber, deodorant bottle (short yet stumpy. AMAZING and nearly wept when I realised I'd thrown the bottle out), Rolling Rock bottle.

That I would like to see or help out with?

Apply within. X

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"We love cucumber

I heard about a tip when using a cucumber. Peel it and it's self lubricating, ideal for anal play, but leave the end unpeeled, so you have something to grip onto. "

I forgot to mention that I have not done this.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple over a year ago

Andover

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Sure roll on deodorant with the lid on...I was away at a conference and forgot a toy, I had to improvise.

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By *itom18Man over a year ago

Wigan

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!

What's a flesh light?"

Its a torch

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By *cutebum9 OP Couple over a year ago

wallsend

What about sticking your cock inside a frozen chicken lol

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By *urhamgentMan over a year ago

durham

My old land ladies dildo I found in a cupboard

It was a lock ness monster with a row of ridges down its back felt amazing in me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mars bar, banana, cucumber, deodorant bottle (short yet stumpy. AMAZING and nearly wept when I realised I'd thrown the bottle out), Rolling Rock bottle.

That I would like to see or help out with?

Apply within. X"

I would do but you're profile is unavailable aparantly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat. "

A cat?!? Seriously?

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By *est-coupleMan over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)

Mars bars can be fun - but does anyone remember a treat called the Nutty? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive used mascara in an ex of mine with a biro in her virgin ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put my cock into a yoghurt pot,came into it and eat it yum yum, also love walking into panties "

You walk into panties? That's really perverted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made a variety of toys with my 3D printer.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

Guys, be careful with anal play. Use something with a flared base or you may end up in A&E

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple over a year ago

Andover

"I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat.

A cat?!? Seriously?

Hold on, I mentioned that I've used a badger and a Davey Crocket hat and you pick up the cat?

Everyone's used a cat, come on, we've all done it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat.

A cat?!? Seriously?

Hold on, I mentioned that I've used a badger and a Davey Crocket hat and you pick up the cat?

Everyone's used a cat, come on, we've all done it. "

Cats mouth or arse?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!

What's a flesh light?

Its a torch "

Lol you read that wrong, the guys said they made a FLESH light with a pringles tube, some old sponges and a condom? you would need minimum of a bulb and a couple of batteries to make a FLASH light.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hair brush hoover hsndle bed nob lol x"

Wow. Who was getting fucked by the hoover handle??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A courgette. Honouring my Mediterranean heritage.

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

Banana.hair brush handle and bottle of deodorant bottle

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By *lovisMan over a year ago

Twickenham

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom"

Sounds like something Blue Peter would have shown you how to make

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By *ilthaddict84Man over a year ago

chester

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By *ilthaddict84Man over a year ago

chester

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By *andlebarMan over a year ago

South Northumberland

Ive used the handles of the wifes hair brushes

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By *lmost Mary PoppinsWoman over a year ago

Slippery When Wetville

Aubergine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahaha ...sounds just like me x

Always have toys around now tho

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By *ev257Man over a year ago

cardiff

Once put a peach right up the wife & it got stuck for some time, but got it back out in the end.

Also used a bottle & a can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine bottle, washing machine, shampoo bottle (Umberto Gianni) and of course all the main stream stuff x

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By *ucy1000Woman over a year ago

heswall

"Wine bottle, washing machine, shampoo bottle (Umberto Gianni) and of course all the main stream stuff x"
lol I've done the shampoo bottle !!! ??

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By *bextraMan over a year ago

near A1 and 14

a fire hearth - watched a lover bring herself off with the cold smooth corner of her raised fire hearth - raised me to watch her

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

There was this female once...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle of a screw driver ,fingers , hairbrush handle , vibrator , basically anything to hand lol

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

All the usual suspects inserted .....hairbrush handle, cucumber, banana, etc. Got the end of a rolling pin in one time, that was.....interesting

Rubber glove placed between two cushions on the sofa and plenty of baby oil...kneel before said item and give it a good old jolly rogering.....that works as well as your hand.

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By *ichaelxx11Man over a year ago

Gloucester

"Wine bottle, washing machine, shampoo bottle (Umberto Gianni) and of course all the main stream stuff x"

Really ? Washing machine, really ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wine bottle, washing machine, shampoo bottle (Umberto Gianni) and of course all the main stream stuff x

Really ? Washing machine, really ?"

The washing machine gives off some pretty intense vibrations when it's doing a big spin, I pressed my clit against the rounded off corner and squeezed my nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wine bottle, washing machine, shampoo bottle (Umberto Gianni) and of course all the main stream stuff x

Really ? Washing machine, really ?

The washing machine gives off some pretty intense vibrations when it's doing a big spin, I pressed my clit against the rounded off corner and squeezed my nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now that is have loved to see

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"where they black brown or white heels ha ha"

Brown after = wrong hole

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By *htcMan over a year ago

i have tried most things when was younger, had a whole collection of sex toys, from fake various vagina's to blow up dolls, other masturbation devices too that do all the work for you, even used female thongs. even a glass filled with ice and water. had used pure alcohol too. bras female clothes, isnt much i havent tried.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bosses hilighter pen whilst alone in the ofice one weekend.... Was sooo horny and I needed something.....

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By *weetChariotMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

On woman:

Extra long Twix (choc biscuit)

Topic (nougat chocolate bar)

middle, index and thumb ...

Arse, pussy & clit at same time.

Carrot

On me:

Toilet roll with shampoo

soiled knickers from laundry

banana skin

tall jam pot still full of jam

Water melon (with a hole in it)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've used my toys a hairbrush and just recently a deodorant can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cans of deodorant, airfresners, polish, a thermos flask.basically anything big and thick to slide up my ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!

What's a flesh light?

Its a torch "

No its not a torch. It is ment to be the best male sex toy ever. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever since my early days as a boy, I have inserted my cock between the bed mattress to masturbate.

For years I have humped the bed and cum, its a bit hard on my cock but thats what gets me off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was younger I would stick the plunger to my bedroom wall lube up and slide myself on to it while jacking off, this would cause me to shoot huge loads all over my self. Recently I used my brother's pocket pussy while he was gone and I also used his wife's vibrator on the tip of cock til I came.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I used to see a guy who used to slam and squash his erection under a toilet seat to get himself off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once used a rubber chicken after a former gf dared me too, it made her incredibly horny probably due to it's wierdly obscene nature though it was too bloody tight for my liking! Fortunately I was soon using her as a fucktoy instead...

And in an echo of a former poster, a jar of jam too! I developed a game with a former fuck buddy where we would choose rooms of each other's houses and the other had to find some innocuous object in that room to be our "lover" and send each other "proof" of our sordid couplings... Her having chosen my kitchen I soon chose my new fuckpiece, unscrewed the lid and got stuck right in...True I couldn't quite drill all the way as the head of my swollen cock kept hitting smooth glass at the bottom (though the jar was only 6" tall rather than one of those Costco restaurant sized efforts to be fair) It was strawberry with chunky bits in it and felt absolutely divine around my solid prick to be honest... The feeling of jam being squeezed out upon my freshly shaven balls as I merrily fucked away only increased the delight!

My partner in crime enjoyed the footage too, but probably not as much as I enjoyed the short film of her fucking the handle of a trolley jack upon her concrete garage floor...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hairbrush handle up my arse while wearing my ex girlfriends mums French maids outfit and spunking all over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G/f at the time had a pair of black and red laced Frenchies so I wrapped them around my cock and shot my load over them, following day she noticed and she put them on, dirty sort!!

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By *tacey_CD1TV/TS over a year ago

Liverpool

Cucumber

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By *ilberryMan over a year ago

Scarborough

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!"

Bet Blue Peter won't run that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once had a meet where we improvosed with toys.. So the bloke popped to the kitchen to see what he could find, then he came back with a wooden rolling pin, we played with it for a while, but wen he went for a drink of water i thought i'd swap it from my pussy to my arse while he was outta the room, just to see his expression... lol

Now 'that' was a meet to remember...

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By *andlebarMan over a year ago

South Northumberland

Just had a wank with a hand full of butter

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By *ilkpantiesCouple over a year ago

colwyn bay

Silk handkerchiefs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wifes boots, underwear, vibrators and leather gloves

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By *bextraMan over a year ago

near A1 and 14

one woman I met at her house showed my the marble corner of her raised fire place

it was just at the right height as she knelt down and she loved the tingle coldness on her clit,

was amazing watching her in her dining room show me

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

Corn on the cob is great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neighbours panties when they had me round for dinner, went to the bathroom and she had left them on their washing bin

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat. "

That is animal abuse!

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By *tevenkateCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

i have made my wife dildos out of bubble wrap with a condom over you can make them as long or girthy as you like, wife came with it so well worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use the girlfriends stockings, cock inside one the other one tied round my balls and bottom of my cock and cum inside them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was a teenager I made a hole in my sofa bed and fucked it with a condom on to practice!

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"When I was a teenager I made a hole in my sofa bed and fucked it with a condom on to practice!"

Did you whisper sweet nothings to said sofa? Ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No it was a bit squeaky,so it turned out to be a bad idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my computer on fabswingers forums but it just left me confused

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By *uxuriantCouple over a year ago

Sometimes Here, Sometimes There

Courgette (with a condom obviously!)

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By *teve261970Man over a year ago

Gateshead

"I used to cam with a lady who once took one of her shoes off to fuck herself with the heel

I love seeing this

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"No it was a bit squeaky,so it turned out to be a bad idea."

Didn't the squeaking put you off or were you used to that? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was ok as long as I had a empty house!lol.

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By *rct4Man over a year ago

Dublin

"My bosses hilighter pen whilst alone in the ofice one weekend.... Was sooo horny and I needed something.....

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oh how naughty x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom

So have I lol and I thought I was the only 1!!!"

Blimey was that a Blue Peter episode that I missed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"It was ok as long as I had a empty house!lol."

Can I ask about the technique with this as I'm trying to imagine it. Where was said hole in sofa? Did you stand? Lay? Sit whilst having intercourse with it? Just trying to get the full picture....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was an open sofa bed and sometimes I'd have it half open and it was like doing doggie style .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enough info for you?

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"It was an open sofa bed and sometimes I'd have it half open and it was like doing doggie style . "

Sorry I'm baffled, you said you cut a hole in it? Where? So you were on your knees pumping said sofa bed? Just trying to picture it....what colour was the sofa bed? This sounds really erotic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be honest there was a couple of holes depending on what position I was doing. But to start with it was just missionary in the middle

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"To be honest there was a couple of holes depending on what position I was doing. But to start with it was just missionary in the middle "

Ingenious! Did you go bare back for spring protection?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea most of the time but it felt better strapped up!

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By *j JonesMan over a year ago

Manchester

latex glove..

washcloth..

rubberbands..

Put the glove over a cock shaped object.. with the washcloth lay out on the table roll the glove kinda like a sausage roll.. have the end of the glove outside the cloth a little so you can fold it over in place with a rubberband.. slide your cock shaped object out & your real cock in haha..

thank me later guys hahaha

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By *ommenhimCouple over a year ago

wigan

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom"

Just wondering..... an inside out condom?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A banana

with or without the skin?

Only use without the skin if you have a teaspoon handy....trust me on this...

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By *ashmereclitCouple over a year ago

Cobham

Small bubble bath bottle - just a decent cock sized one. Not your matey bubble bath!

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By *mbisextrousCouple over a year ago

Manchester/Glossop

Appletizze bottle big end took it all got a few great pics xx

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Chainmail

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"A banana

with or without the skin?

Only use without the skin if you have a teaspoon handy....trust me on this...

Please explain the teaspoon?!?!

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By *ob the builder2010Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A banana

with or without the skin?

Only use without the skin if you have a teaspoon handy....trust me on this...

"
wtf a teaspoon

my ex's underwear was good enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A banana

with or without the skin?

Only use without the skin if you have a teaspoon handy....trust me on this...

Please explain the teaspoon?!?!"

The ex wife and myself tried this, needed the teaspoon to remove the pieces, lol. Honest.

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By *omefun4twoCouple over a year ago

oldmeldrum

Love sliding in a gear knob and giving it large till i cum mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vibs, dildo, fingers, banana, cucumber, handle of a hammer, wheel brace, glass bottle,

Not all at the same time lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A favourite of mine is a golf umbrella handle. After fingers it was the first object used on me.

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By *xcited99Couple over a year ago

omagh

Coming home from a meet the wife was still horny. We had to get home early to let baby sitter away so we couldn't stop off anywhere. Next thing wife reached for a bottle. I almost did fun driving the car lol.

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By *lex4tinaCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

Once we were seriously horny in the car on the way home. Alex kept stroking the gear stick like it was a cock... turned me on, so when we pulled up on the drive I positioned myself with a knee on both seats and sank down on it while he watched from just outside the driver door.. Just as well its a relatively secluded driveway, we didn't make it into the house before he had me...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom"

Ha ha Very Blue Peter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toilet roll filled with saving foam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We use a battery drill small one with different speeds and can use all types of attachments she switches it on to hammer when she is Cuming

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By *xcited99Couple over a year ago

omagh

"Once we were seriously horny in the car on the way home. Alex kept stroking the gear stick like it was a cock... turned me on, so when we pulled up on the drive I positioned myself with a knee on both seats and sank down on it while he watched from just outside the driver door.. Just as well its a relatively secluded driveway, we didn't make it into the house before he had me...!"
Yeah wife done that a few years ago as well.

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By *ob the builder2010Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *lex4tinaCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

I can strongly recommend it!

Maybe I should try it at a dogging site...

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By *andlebarMan over a year ago

South Northumberland

Just tried a beer bottle

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By *eamsuk2017300TV/TS over a year ago

Loughborough

Any tights or stockings I can find

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find some soft bubble wrap, roll it into a roll shape, set it as tight or slack as your prefer. Then tape it up.

Pop some lube inside it.

Job done

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By *kbloke_11Man over a year ago

Hockley

A handful of swarfiga, if that's how you spell it!

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By *hrisy69Man over a year ago

chester/hawarden

"I can strongly recommend it!

Maybe I should try it at a dogging site...

Now that I want to be there for mmmm

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By *ackspopCouple over a year ago

Wymondham

"I put my cock into a yoghurt pot,came into it and eat it yum yum, also love walking into panties "

How big must those knickers be? Also, hope you wipe your feet first.

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By *itginger101Man over a year ago

Termonfeckin

I used to wrap cling film around my body like a tight dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A baseball bat - the handle end. Felt glorious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ackb85Man over a year ago

Newmarket

I fucked my ass with a cucumber, it felt fucking amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We love cucumber

I heard about a tip when using a cucumber. Peel it and it's self lubricating, ideal for anal play, but leave the end unpeeled, so you have something to grip onto.

I forgot to mention that I have not done this."

Yes you have I was behind you in tesco and to trolley was full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

years ago my wife (was then my gf) was out with me in my lorry on a run to scotland and back. she was feeling horny so prceeded to sink down on the lorrys gearstick and ride it while driving up motorway. It was middle of the night

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Using my Cock is always a good starting point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many people getting their 5 a day

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By *ornyone30Man over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Years ago when I was a teenager my older cousin had had a baby, I found a baby bottle stashed in her room with a porn magazine. I had many a wank imagining her playing with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A grapefruit, cut top and bottom off and made hole in middle, bit messy but felt fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neighbours daughters glass dildo

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By *teven12ABCMan over a year ago

Wigan lancs

iv used a dinning room chair

put my dick through the slats and fucked it

lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought fuck machine and a 17 inch Rambone attachment for my arse. Wow milks me everytime

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By *hugwelMan over a year ago

Jersey

"Neighbours daughters glass dildo "

Some years back I need to measure an older gents bedroom for a new fit out, he had sticking out the wall at say three foot high a metal fixing 3 x 1\2 inche said what that for he promptly opened a drawer full of large but plugs and slide it on to show me and had loads of glass dildos from France did I want to see him use the butt plug was asked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hair brush handle, carrot, neck of beer bottle, dildo, fingers you get the idea lol.

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By *ogerBottomsMan over a year ago

Aberdare

"I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat. "

Did it do you good like it bloody well should?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

J has had a deodorant can used on her many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys daughters silk thong. Still use it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman. Sometimes we wank ourselves and watch each other, sometimes we wank each other, occasionally we add toys.

Mike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had all of the usual suspects up my ass - carrots, bananas, vibratory, kitchen utensils, broom handles, fingers and the handle from the loo brush.

Jerked off in to panties, tights and socks, used an orbital sander to great effect.

Filled a condom full of silicone sealant, lubed up the neoprene on my wetsuit and fucked that. Fucked a lump of raw liver which was quite messy and cold but felt really good.

I have a Gillette razor with a button that makes it vibrate, remove the blades and shove it up my ass when turned on.

I think that most guys will have stuck their cock in to the toilet roll - I have.

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By *etra GTV/TS over a year ago

Gainsborough

Broom handle, snooker cue for wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wank off with a stocking over my cock every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courgette (with a condom obviously!)"

Yes! You wouldn't want any baby courgettes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love a good grapefruit

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By *umblebiMan over a year ago

ayles

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By *exycpl01Couple over a year ago

bournemouth

Mrs has used the handle of a large pipe wrench I had just purchased

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs has used car gearstick

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By *av501TV/TS over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Made my own flesh light with a pringles tube, some sponges and an inside out condom"

Was you on Blue Peter ??? Lol lol gonna start eating mor pringles x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I oftern just stick my hard cock between the hard sofa cushions and fuck back and forth. Pull out and spunk into my wife's knickers mmmmm

Mmmm nice sounds fun!!!"

Done similar. Melons on accasion too. It's been a lonely life lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs has used car gearstick"

Old Volvo 740 had a bristly slot where the handbrake went up and down...

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

A banana

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By *av501TV/TS over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I've used a badger and a melon and a cat.

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat.

Did it do you good like it bloody well should?"

Finally another poster that gets it right lol lol .......And Thats Why !!!!! He's a ...

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By *av501TV/TS over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *av501TV/TS over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Used and tried most of the usual suspects mentioned above ....note to self .....must try rolled up bubble wrap and put pringles on shopping list ....

Loo roles out as not big enough....

Got to mention these two .....years ago whilst Courting my ex wife we had been together from school and at the time were only around 18 or 19 and fucked and fingered like ferrets at every opportunity .......One christmas time her parents stopped at the pub havin a lock in, (1980's) we got back to her empty house where i proceeded to insert Hazel nuts from the nut bowl into her to see how many we could get in as you can imagine it was a few and both giggling and being pissed we lost count on exit and we thought we had one missing. PANIC!!!! set in and being pissed my Gynaecological skills and dexterity were lacking somewhat ...... Just as i located one hiding in a dark corner her parents come home, we got straightened up quickly but had no time to rewash the nuts in the bowl....... Imagine the looks over Christmas everytime a family member popped one in their mouth to crack !!! Uncles parents sisters, boyfriends of etc...... i mean who has two sets of nutcrackers...... Now thats a story for another time ??

My latest find was a washed out antibacted Henry Vacuum on normal and also Turbo Power ...... nothing sucks like a Henry ....pics available by request lol

Other vacuums are available lol

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By *urious curvy wifeCouple over a year ago

mansfield

Hubby here. Wanked off in sister in laws high heel boots

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By *umpardCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Gear stick, Pool cues, Screwdriver handles

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By *romthetoonMan over a year ago

newcastle

Girl I knew wanked herself off with an action man doll.

The head cam off and when she pulled in out he had a smile on his face.

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By *ustymum30Woman over a year ago

chichester

Dildos,vibes,cucumbers,hair brush handle, fingers , pool cue, car gear stick, and beer tap handle on a bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let the hoover suck my cock

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By *av501TV/TS over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Girl I knew wanked herself off with an action man doll.

The head cam off and when she pulled in out he had a smile on his face."

Shifty Eyes little fucker aint he lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check my vid and see lol

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