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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is actually a true one..
My mobile rang mid afternoon on a Saturday.. came up private number which I don't usually answer but this time I did.
A woman on the other end asked "Can I speak to Michelle please?" I replied "I'm sorry I think you have the wrong number and I don't even know a Michelle"
"Oh I do apologise, silly bitch must have given me the wrong number! She's changed her number and obviously got mixed up on what the new one is...."
I'm thinking I don't really care what this Michelle said or indeed who the hell you are?!
I just laughed.. "Hopefully you get in touch with her then.. sorry I wasn't her.. haha"
"I'm glad she did mess up otherwise I wouldn't have got to speak with you.."
"Oh ok *nervous chuckle*"
"You've a really sexy voice hun I could talk to you all day"
"Ah bless you thank you.. Unfortunately I have to go out now so I'll say goodbye"
She then started to ask where I was from.. name etc.. then it sounded like she was a little short of breath?!
"Are you ok?? You sound like your struggling to breathe?"
It sounded like she was having a play to be fair but I didn't have the courage to ask
"Mmm im fine baby" she said..
I made my excuses and finished the call. Sometimes wish she'd call back
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