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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi i feel i should introduce myself first this second time around did forget to do so when i first dumped the first part of sexual memoirs on you guys without warning i go by the name Lestat..yes yes like the vampire made famous by anne rice,its french and i was given it due to parents disturbing fascination with all things french,that also i did not divulge when i told you about my experience with MY UNCLES WIFE anyway enough about me let me get to the business of unburdening my soul to complete and utter strangers who may read my sexual exploits and try to understand my journey through life so far!!
Okay..My story begins on a friday night and i was out on the tiles with my compadres 3 to be exact and we are a rather complex and fun quartet to be around..i say complex because we all have different and funny ways of dealing with issues and life but we hold one thing in common..we love and absolutely adore Pussy.
The night started at johnny's crib where we got a little bit tanked and sampled some of columbia's natural produce before calling our chariot via cellphone to convey us 4 intrepid explorers into the not so unknown galaxy..known to some as the city centre..we arrive and we are full of high spirits and i do mean that literally,dressed to kill and aiming to thrill.
We enter our first pre-planned watering hole which at this point i will not name because i will not be part of shameless advertising plus its really none of business.
We walk in like gods and check out what sacrifices have been served up for us for the night..but wait hold up let me stop and say something first..if by chance there any ladies reading this..im not a maschoginist ..hell i cant even spell the word itself and i'm definatly not a woman hater..i love women and respect them,my mom brought me up right in that respect..anyway now that's cleared up let's continue shall we?..where was i? oh! yes Sacrifices. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Young Dumb and full of cumm would really best describe us except in my case i would beg to differ on the second word in statement..i would replace it with Hung..that would be a more suitable mantle for me.Trust me i was born and equipped fully loaded, have to order my condoms online because Trogans are hard to get where i reside,if you want proof of this fact may consent depending solely on the premise that you intrigue me.lol ...right okay back to the tale!
The venue is packed with an assortment of weird and fun individuals,for more clarity i shall break them down in to groups for you,there was a group of barflys hanging at the bar, these are the people that have their houses filled with booze of all types but crave social contact and conversation desperately so much they seek out the pubs and spend every spare moment in them only to get there and totally ignore everyone and try to be invisible and have psychic conversations with their pint and then fool themselves to thinking they are actually socialising and blending because they occasionally use there vocal cords briefly to interact with the bar keep[alcohol technicians as they prefer to be referred to nowadays] for a refill..that's group 1
I know what your thinking...what the fuck is all this clap trap..get to the part involving dildo's, i will but i really wanna paint the picture of everything leading to said event so that in some small way you can close your eyes and walk with me through the quagmire of events that follow in due course..is this acceptable?
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