OOPS! (Joke)

By *D123 OP Man over a year ago

Kings Heath and Estepona

Text Message---

Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door.

I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been

riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to

pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now

telling in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you

knowing.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when

you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in

the mornings after you've left for work.

I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no

excuse I know. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you

will accept my sincerest apologies.

My wife has known for some time now and I've promised her that it won't happen again.

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Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his

bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice

in the head and killed her.

He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink

and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to respond to the

neighbours text and saw he had another message:-

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Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door again.

Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked

it out anyway but as you saw, my predictive text changed 'WiFi' to Wife.

Hope you saw the funny side of that.

LOL

Regards Alan