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over a year ago
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Not family...but I sent a filthy txt meant for my fbuddy to my boss...fortunately he was an old mate...and I also sent a filthy msg again meant for my fbuddy but went to my best man/best mate but not only that..his wife picked up his phone and read it....! |
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over a year ago
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !"
I'd say he had a few drinks and some Dutch courage on board and meant to send you the original message, sounds like he then lost his bottle! Lol |
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over a year ago
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !"
This is hot! Would love to have the courage to do that to a couple of my mates mum's! |
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over a year ago
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !"
Yeah so he claims... He was hoping for you to respond sexually but it didn't happen so he said it was a mistake! Haha... good lad!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, but the other weekend, after a d*unken night out, I used my phone to video me and the wife having sex.
In the morning, I looked at my phone and realised I'd face timed (only audio, thank God) one of my best mates.
He was very coy about it and said he didn't really hear anything, but the call was for 41 secs!
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over a year ago
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !"
Sounds like that message was sent deliberately. .. he wants to do everything he said in that text x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sent a message to dad instead of my hubby (they are both named roger). My dad called me and just said though fits of laughter 'I don't think that was ment for me!' I was so embarrassed lolv |
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over a year ago
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Yeah set my mother in law a text about 15 years ago meant for wife thetpy are both called Sandra. She phoned up and demanded I come round. She told me she was going to tell her daughters friends whar a couple of perverts we where |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Sounds like that message was sent deliberately. .. he wants to do everything he said in that text x "
Funny enough, he did put my name in the message but he was so embarrassed that i didnt respond to it i felt sorry for him and didnt want to add to his woes lol |
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over a year ago
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I sent my mrs sister a dirty message and she replied asking if if made a mistake. Both their names start with A and I was a genuine mistake.
However if her sister wanted it to happen then I'd defo have done her. Lol  |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Sounds like that message was sent deliberately. .. he wants to do everything he said in that text
Funny enough, he did put my name in the message but he was so embarrassed that i didnt respond to it i felt sorry for him and didnt want to add to his woes lol "
He has been on holiday with us as well, so has seen me in holiday mode, bikini etc but bless him, i was a bit shocked to say the least ! |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Sounds like that message was sent deliberately. .. he wants to do everything he said in that text
Funny enough, he did put my name in the message but he was so embarrassed that i didnt respond to it i felt sorry for him and didnt want to add to his woes lol
He has been on holiday with us as well, so has seen me in holiday mode, bikini etc but bless him, i was a bit shocked to say the least !"
We're you tempted? X |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Sounds like that message was sent deliberately. .. he wants to do everything he said in that text
Funny enough, he did put my name in the message but he was so embarrassed that i didnt respond to it i felt sorry for him and didnt want to add to his woes lol
He has been on holiday with us as well, so has seen me in holiday mode, bikini etc but bless him, i was a bit shocked to say the least !"
I reckon he saw your profile on here  |
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I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Sounds like that message was sent deliberately. .. he wants to do everything he said in that text
Funny enough, he did put my name in the message but he was so embarrassed that i didnt respond to it i felt sorry for him and didnt want to add to his woes lol
He has been on holiday with us as well, so has seen me in holiday mode, bikini etc but bless him, i was a bit shocked to say the least !
I reckon he saw your profile on here "
Crikey, i'd be mortified lol |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x"
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X "
Wow, very kind of you to say, you look yummy too x |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X
Wow, very kind of you to say, you look yummy too x"
Thank you, yummy now that's a great description. X |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X
Wow, very kind of you to say, you look yummy too x
Thank you, yummy now that's a great description. X "
I love the word yummy, OMG my son's friend has come round, talking to my son in the conservatory ! Talk of the devil etc ! If only he knew he was now a subject on fabs lol |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X
Wow, very kind of you to say, you look yummy too x
Thank you, yummy now that's a great description. X
I love the word yummy, OMG my son's friend has come round, talking to my son in the conservatory ! Talk of the devil etc ! If only he knew he was now a subject on fabs lol"
Lol text him and say it's fab to see you |
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Hubby and I were sexting a few weeks ago, he sent a text saying 'Have you found any cocks yet??'
Imagine his horror a few seconds later when he realised he'd sent it to our 19 year old son!!! 
He hastily sent another message saying 'sorry socks lol' before messaging him again saying 'sorry that was meant for mum, I'm playing football tonight!!'
It hasn't been mentioned since so I think he got away with it!!!  |
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"Hubby and I were sexting a few weeks ago, he sent a text saying 'Have you found any cocks yet??'
Imagine his horror a few seconds later when he realised he'd sent it to our 19 year old son!!!
He hastily sent another message saying 'sorry socks lol' before messaging him again saying 'sorry that was meant for mum, I'm playing football tonight!!'
It hasn't been mentioned since so I think he got away with it!!! "
ha ha brilliant and very quick thinking |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X
Wow, very kind of you to say, you look yummy too x
Thank you, yummy now that's a great description. X
I love the word yummy, OMG my son's friend has come round, talking to my son in the conservatory ! Talk of the devil etc ! If only he knew he was now a subject on fabs lol
Lol text him and say it's fab to see you "
I shouldn't encourage him, my hubby just shouted out , "your boyfriend's here" right in front of him, crikey ! |
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"Hubby and I were sexting a few weeks ago, he sent a text saying 'Have you found any cocks yet??'
Imagine his horror a few seconds later when he realised he'd sent it to our 19 year old son!!!
He hastily sent another message saying 'sorry socks lol' before messaging him again saying 'sorry that was meant for mum, I'm playing football tonight!!'
It hasn't been mentioned since so I think he got away with it!!! "
That's top class super quick thinking there ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like he wants you to have him time to tease them both he he
I will end up in some issue of a dodgy Take A Break exclusive lol"
No you can just tell all on here. X |
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"Sounds like he wants you to have him time to tease them both he he
I will end up in some issue of a dodgy Take A Break exclusive lol
No you can just tell all on here. X "
That's why i love this place, so many people being kind to share the burdens lol xxx |
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"Sounds like he wants you to have him time to tease them both he he
I will end up in some issue of a dodgy Take A Break exclusive lol
No you can just tell all on here. X
That's why i love this place, so many people being kind to share the burdens lol xxx"
Tease him and enjoy the fun ,show more cleavage than normal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like he wants you to have him time to tease them both he he
I will end up in some issue of a dodgy Take A Break exclusive lol
No you can just tell all on here. X
That's why i love this place, so many people being kind to share the burdens lol xxx"
Ok message us in private and we'll keep it our secret. X |
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"Sounds like he wants you to have him time to tease them both he he
I will end up in some issue of a dodgy Take A Break exclusive lol
No you can just tell all on here. X
That's why i love this place, so many people being kind to share the burdens lol xxx
Tease him and enjoy the fun ,show more cleavage than normal "
i think you are all trying to get me in trouble !!!!! Yes yes, i like it lol xxx |
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"Nope but I noticed my brother on the 'who's looked at you' hence my pics are now friends only and a swift block! Lol
OMG that must have been mortifying !!!!"
Certainly was.... Just pleased I've never had my face public!!  |
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"Nope but I noticed my brother on the 'who's looked at you' hence my pics are now friends only and a swift block! Lol
OMG that must have been mortifying !!!!
Certainly was.... Just pleased I've never had my face public!! "
We used to have a lot of pics in public but put most in the private cos of this exact worry x |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen"
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x"
id imagine he would love all the attention x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I made a mistake and sent a picture of me in the bath to my solicitor rather than the girl i was seeing at the time!
Solicitor was female and married so the next meeting was a little awkward, but she has been giving me discounts since then!
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x"
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx"
Sexually |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx"
seductively ha ha xx |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
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Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol |
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"Hubby and I were sexting a few weeks ago, he sent a text saying 'Have you found any cocks yet??'
Imagine his horror a few seconds later when he realised he'd sent it to our 19 year old son!!!
He hastily sent another message saying 'sorry socks lol' before messaging him again saying 'sorry that was meant for mum, I'm playing football tonight!!'
It hasn't been mentioned since so I think he got away with it!!!
That's top class super quick thinking there !"
It was a long 15 minutes or so waiting to see if he said anything lol, sometimes we feel like the teenagers waiting to be told off in our own home lol!!! |
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"Hubby and I were sexting a few weeks ago, he sent a text saying 'Have you found any cocks yet??'
Imagine his horror a few seconds later when he realised he'd sent it to our 19 year old son!!!
He hastily sent another message saying 'sorry socks lol' before messaging him again saying 'sorry that was meant for mum, I'm playing football tonight!!'
It hasn't been mentioned since so I think he got away with it!!!
That's top class super quick thinking there !
It was a long 15 minutes or so waiting to see if he said anything lol, sometimes we feel like the teenagers waiting to be told off in our own home lol!!! "
We know how you feel, kids always wonder how comes we come in after them lol |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol"
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x"
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol"
Or supper. X |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X "
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol"
Midnight feast. |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast. "
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x"
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx "
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x"
couldn't agree more so you will just have to fantasise about what would of been and put it into words ha ha |
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over a year ago
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sent a txt intended for my brother to come round and fuck my wife, but instead went to my niece. Too late to do anything so i rang her dad to get to her phone before she did and delete the message. Luckily she had lsot her phone weeks before. |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x
couldn't agree more so you will just have to fantasise about what would of been and put it into words ha ha "
I'm so absolutely useless at all that, in my head i can tell it good but i will never be a novelist, we are all supposed to be going to center parcs week after next ! lol |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x"
Your secret is safe with us. X |
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
Sexually
Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x
Your secret is safe with us. X "
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
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Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x
Your secret is safe with us. X
cheers guys ! xxx"
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"Can you imagine if he found our profile ? Christ, then there would be a headache and a half !
you could always write a story of how you imagine it to happen
Lol, if only the poor sod knew he was the main topic of our discussion lol x
id imagine he would love all the attention x
Anyway you lot, he is going to be watching a film in the front room soon, how am i to look at him now lol ! xxx
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Now i hope and pray he isn't staying over lol
you know you want him to stay over ha ha x
Would make for an interesting breakfast , thats for sure lol
Or supper. X
Well he isnt having me for breakfast or supper ! lol
Midnight feast.
If in the morning i message back on here that i have shagged him then i'm not to blame lol x
i think you want him as much as he wants you if im honest , deep down you would shag him at the first opportunity xx
lol, actually all joking aside, if he wasn't my sons friend then yes i would but as nothing ever stays secret then the fall out would be huge x
couldn't agree more so you will just have to fantasise about what would of been and put it into words ha ha
I'm so absolutely useless at all that, in my head i can tell it good but i will never be a novelist, we are all supposed to be going to center parcs week after next ! lol"
Center Parcs equals swimming pool and the sexiest bikini you can find to tease him with ha ha |
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"I was trying to rehome a pet and sent the person who was interested in it a pic of my bum and stockings instead of the pet!!  "
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"sent a txt intended for my brother to come round and fuck my wife, but instead went to my niece. Too late to do anything so i rang her dad to get to her phone before she did and delete the message. Luckily she had lsot her phone weeks before."
keep it in the family cool
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Was getting on a connecting flight coming back from states, as I was about board I sent a txt to 'sarah' to tell her I could not wait to get into her pants as soon as I landed and looked forward to a full day of fucking (she was picking me up)... horror occurred when my colleague also Sarah was about to take her seat and she received a txt; yep from me! ... luckily she knew my GF name but still resulted in a hour flight of awkwardness especially when it was obvious I hard a hardon on flight and pretended to sleep... I apologised and told her to delete but have a feeling she still has on phone! ... jet lag and horn to bllame! |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !"
Lying little toad ,lol xx |
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Second most embarrassing txt was when I woke up one monday morning after a weekend of training and I was txt a bi m8 to say I was in need of 'man juice'... we met but there was no reference to that particular txt.
On the monday evening at 5 asides one of team members asked me if I was on piss night before, I was like 'no' why!?
Well u sent me txt saying u needed juice, thankfully word 'man' was overlooked; that would have been very awkward shower after game if he read properly!
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Lying little toad ,lol xx"
Gotta like his insured approach lol |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Lying little toad ,lol xx
Gotta like his insured approach lol"
Fuck that what we all want to know is did he stay over haha |
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"I was more shocked than anything, not the sort of text message you expect lol, my hubby calls him my boyfriend and finds it highly funny, he is yummy looking etc but can't go there cos it's just wrong........isn't it ? lol x
He obviously appreciates a sexy looking lady.X
Wow, very kind of you to say, you look yummy too x
Thank you, yummy now that's a great description. X
I love the word yummy, OMG my son's friend has come round, talking to my son in the conservatory ! Talk of the devil etc ! If only he knew he was now a subject on fabs lol
Lol text him and say it's fab to see you
I shouldn't encourage him, my hubby just shouted out , "your boyfriend's here" right in front of him, crikey ! "
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Lying little toad ,lol xx
so what was the message details he sent?
Gotta like his insured approach lol"
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !
Lying little toad ,lol xx
Gotta like his insured approach
Why don't you have a bit of fun with him and say you'd be up for some fun with him and if he declines say you were having a laugh see what happens
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"just looked @ ur pics & no wonder y u asked if he stayed over as im sure u would of liked him to have @ urs.."
I would of loved that as long as he was over 18 lol. X |
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"My sons best friend sent me a filthy message saying what he wanted to do to me, he is 25 so older than my son, he then sent another message saying he sent it to me by mistake !"
. I think he was trying his luck hoping you would reply to him . The second message was just trying to cover his tracks lol
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We had been on Fabswingers and the laptop was on the table with the front page showing - hasn't gone to hibernate - the brother in law and his wife walked in - he must have seen it as he walked up to the table. We noticed it too late and closed it. Had to move to France lol. |
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