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By *lueMAC OP Man
over a year ago
Derby |
I have a fantasy that one day, that knock at the door is a pleasant surprise.
One day that knock at the door will be a woman selling her wares. Sex toys. Unrealistic, ridiculous and in my world bloody amazing.
She would ask me whether the lady of the house was in and on explaining it was just me, she would pause, look at me and after a wry smile suggest that she might have something I would be interested in.
"Have you heard of LoveHoney?" She would say.
"Well, I have but I am not sure what you mean". I have heard of the website of course but not sure why she might say that, she can't mean the sex toy site...can she?
"I am selling some of their products locally to see if there is a market and get some feedback. Could I get your opinion?"
Oh yes...
"Er ok. You had better come in"
After showing me some sort of ID, which frankly might as well be a square of toast with jam on for all I know, we start up a conversation about what love honey has to offer and I'm still a bit confused until the moment when she says " so would you like to see a toy that is selling very well at the moment? It is a firm favourite with our regular customers"
That pricks my interest.
She pulls a vibrator from her bag watching my face as she does, noting my focus on it, my eyes following it closely as she holds it out for me to see.
"Wow, well I have never used one to be honest, why would I, haha er yeah" I'm nervous and she takes the lead.
" well why don't I show you how. Now sit back and watch..." |
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Some years ago at my old house I had a woman sales rep knock at the door giving prices for double glazing we ended up shaging after phoning up her boss and one of the fitters that installed them was her husband and he asked if I got a good deal from her i said I was extremely pleased |
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