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Best and Worst Chat up lines ???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did it hurt ? ,,,,,,,when u fell from heaven."
Did it hurt?.......(they think the "fell from heaven line is coming!)..........when you got hit in the face with the bag of spanners.!
Or .....when you had the sex change operation!
Both jokes of course! Dont use them for real! X |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
This ones more of a put down ;
When a man tries to chat me up at work and he's one of those twaty ones ( you know which type I mean ladies ) I'll say loud enough for his friends can hear ' are you trying to chat me up well I wouldn't bother if I was you ' wait for a reply normally with something corny to which my reply is ' I've already got one twat in my knickers thanks ' |
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"Reading this thread reinforces the fact i am safer being happily single x
But it's funny though. 
Some are great but wouldn't want to be on the receiving end x"
I wouldn't want to be the one using them either........ Anymore haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just go into chat rooms and look at all the single guys sickly crawling messages to the ladies its enough to make you vomit!!!!"
This is so true this is why i ignore them and refuse private pm |
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