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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It was getting late and my parents were still having their dinner party down stairs and I was starting to get bored listening to the constant groan of voices and then long laughs that vibrated around te house, so I got up and went out for a walk. I came bak in about 15 minutes later and went back upstairs as I did I could feel someone behind me and as I got to the top stair I looked around and saw one of my mothers friends who politely asked if their was another toilet upstairs, I pointed it out and then went to my room again !!! I heard a slight knock on my door and the door opened this woman was back to pester me again. But this time she put her index finger to my lips and whispered for me to shhhhh. She said she was bored n needed an excuse to go home ,,, in my naevity I just said well why don't you say you feel ill. She just looked at me as if I was stupid, but it gave her an idea she went out of my room and I thought that was it but my father came in 10 minutes later and asked if I had had a drink or could I possibly give someone a lift home .... Well well she wasn't as thick as I had thought As soon as I was in the car she had me unzipped and hard x she has her middle finger in my arse as I drove as fast as I could now because I wanted up her and she was going to get it hard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok. O know this should be in stories and fantasies but.....how can she suddenly have hoy her finger up your arse while you were driving? "
I'm glad you asked that, I was thinking the exact same thing lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. O know this should be in stories and fantasies but.....how can she suddenly have hoy her finger up your arse while you were driving?
I'm glad you asked that, I was thinking the exact same thing lol
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Equally intrigued ! |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok. O know this should be in stories and fantasies but.....how can she suddenly have hoy her finger up your arse while you were driving?
I'm glad you asked that, I was thinking the exact same thing lol
Equally intrigued ! "
Me too. ..trying to figure out the logistics! !  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"It was getting late and my parents were still having their dinner party down stairs and I was starting to get bored listening to the constant groan of voices and then long laughs that vibrated around te house, so I got up and went out for a walk. I came bak in about 15 minutes later and went back upstairs as I did I could feel someone behind me and as I got to the top stair I looked around and saw one of my mothers friends who politely asked if their was another toilet upstairs, I pointed it out and then went to my room again !!! I heard a slight knock on my door and the door opened this woman was back to pester me again. But this time she put her index finger to my lips and whispered for me to shhhhh. She said she was bored n needed an excuse to go home ,,, in my naevity I just said well why don't you say you feel ill. She just looked at me as if I was stupid, but it gave her an idea she went out of my room and I thought that was it but my father came in 10 minutes later and asked if I had had a drink or could I possibly give someone a lift home .... Well well she wasn't as thick as I had thought As soon as I was in the car she had me unzipped and hard x she has her middle finger in my arse as I drove as fast as I could now because I wanted up her and she was going to get it hard! "
You are 36 years old, still living with mum and dad and listening to their dinner party?? Slightly odd!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Y r u people so bitchy? Fab never used to be like this."
Trying to understand the logistics of the story does not make people bitchy.
That said this should have been posted in the stories section where the replies would have been more
- oh so horny mate
- you got me hard now
- write more dude
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd like to ask how it wasn't known she wasn't as thick as he'd thought? There doesn't appear to be much dialect? Can you tell how I intelligent someone is by driving fast with a finger up your jacksie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to ask how it wasn't known she wasn't as thick as he'd thought? There doesn't appear to be much dialect? Can you tell how I intelligent someone is by driving fast with a finger up your jacksie? "
Neaps didnt you know thats the new IQ test now xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to ask how it wasn't known she wasn't as thick as he'd thought? There doesn't appear to be much dialect? Can you tell how I intelligent someone is by driving fast with a finger up your jacksie? "
Yes...I think the 'ass finger' is the official testing method for intelligence!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to ask how it wasn't known she wasn't as thick as he'd thought? There doesn't appear to be much dialect? Can you tell how I intelligent someone is by driving fast with a finger up your jacksie?
Yes...I think the 'ass finger' is the official testing method for intelligence! "
i had this in my gcse pe exam! but then again i did go to a catholic school 
(its fine, its not prejudice i'm a catholic) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to ask how it wasn't known she wasn't as thick as he'd thought? There doesn't appear to be much dialect? Can you tell how I intelligent someone is by driving fast with a finger up your jacksie?
Yes...I think the 'ass finger' is the official testing method for intelligence!
i had this in my gcse pe exam! but then again i did go to a catholic school
(its fine, its not prejudice i'm a catholic)"
Lol...if its not prejudice, then its probably not catholic! 
I went to a catholic convent, after primary school of course....bunch of lying, twisted sinners! |
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I'm confused by the logistics too. She must have said 'I'd like to insert my finger up ya bum' for you to have loosened your jeans and pulled them down a bit, or sort of wriggled then down or maybe she helped a bit. Not the best thing to do when driving.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'd like to ask how it wasn't known she wasn't as thick as he'd thought? There doesn't appear to be much dialect? Can you tell how I intelligent someone is by driving fast with a finger up your jacksie?
Neaps didnt you know thats the new IQ test now xx"
Ill happily maintain a low iq status....driving fast scares me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think this may be a fantasy so logistics do not matter in that case. If I am wrong then just pray she doesn't have piano fingers as I would drive fast too and get that didgit out of my toosh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well thanks you lot. You don't realise how awkward it is trying to explain why your pudding yourself laughing at work the other fella is looking at me like I should be locked up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think this may be a fantasy so logistics do not matter in that case. If I am wrong then just pray she doesn't have piano fingers as I would drive fast too and get that didgit out of my toosh!!! "
Could be worse, could be ET sticking his glowing finger up your butt making your nose glow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think this may be a fantasy so logistics do not matter in that case. If I am wrong then just pray she doesn't have piano fingers as I would drive fast too and get that didgit out of my toosh!!!
Could be worse, could be ET sticking his glowing finger up your butt making your nose glow "
Whilst the films theme tune plays and the scene runs in slow motion. |
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By *er himWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm confused by the logistics too. She must have said 'I'd like to insert my finger up ya bum' for you to have loosened your jeans and pulled them down a bit, or sort of wriggled then down or maybe she helped a bit. Not the best thing to do when driving...."
Well at 36 and still living with Mummy & Daddy was probably still in short baggy trousers 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well thanks you lot. You don't realise how awkward it is trying to explain why your pudding yourself laughing at work the other fella is looking at me like I should be locked up lol"
you're very welcome xx |
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