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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Found this and had to share!!
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~  |
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"Ok..so I'm getting a general vibe that maybe it's not the best way then?
Any better alternatives?"
Good old fashioned razor!! 
Or sack, back and crack wax (though never tried it)
With Veet it doesn't tell you how much to use?? Sparely or the tube on an application..... Maybe I put too little on..... The OP obviously put too much on lol ....... But if you do use it NEVER shave before or after apply ation regardless......  |
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"Type Veet for Men into Amazon there's hundreds of reviews and they are all class"
Sure if you want to use it on chest, arm pits and legs.........anywhere else  Not good..... And I guess it I suppose it may depend on your skin type.......sensitive etc....... It must work otherwise why sell it..... Bit just wasnt for me ...... And guessing the OP lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I used to be a racing cyclist I used Veet on my legs, on the odd occasion it got where it shouldn't the pain was excruciating. Lucky for me I used it when the house was empty. |
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By *ndy6815Man
over a year ago
Hessle, East Yorkshire |
Blimey I must be hard, with impenetrable skin !
I buy veet sensitive regularly, I veet from just above my cock, down and round all way to top of my crack.
All I can say is read the instructions, five mins recommended ten min MAX.
Only ever got caught out once when phone went and couldn't get in shower soon enough and I burned my balls but not disastrously like story above.
Can't remember who but one post said about how much to use. I squirt a decent glob into my hands and use it to spread a decent layer over the area, and scrap using the scraper. Jump in shower when times up and rinse away
Used to shave but no stubble our stubble rash with veet
Anyone got any questions and too embarrassed to post on here PM me.
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I had a similar experience. Seen veet for men in eBay thought yeah let's try...... Was in shower applied and waited and waited....... Used the spatular....... 2 hairs removed!! So me in my wisdom though shite...... Back to razor!! ....... So started to shave instead......... 2 mins later...... 
