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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm pretty sure we have all had really good, or really bad aim or timing, depending on how you want to look at it?
I once shot a load during a bj and most of the content went up the woman's nose. We laughed at the time luckily.
I also have a mate who was the unfortunate recipient of a load in a nightclub. He walked past the wrong place at the wrong time and got cum on his arm. He was mortified but we all laughed histerically.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was enjoying a DP session on a meet before which turned into a fairly vigours anal session. Her on all fours, me up her arse hubby getting sucked off and leaning over to spread her arse cheeks. She knew i was about to cum and requested o covered her, i pulled out of her arse, pulled off the condom and jizzed all over her. Id put the condom down on the bedside drawers. We ended up going again. Some time later whilst having a break hubby picked up his gin n tonic from the bedside table and unbeknown to us all i dropped into his drink the jonny which id used to shag his mrs up the arse and which contained my first spurt of cum. We only realised when he nearly choked on it |
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I was enjoying a DP session on a meet before which turned into a fairly vigours anal session. Her on all fours, me up her arse hubby getting sucked off and leaning over to spread her arse cheeks. She knew i was about to cum and requested o covered her, i pulled out of her arse, pulled off the condom and jizzed all over her. Id put the condom down on the bedside drawers. We ended up going again. Some time later whilst having a break hubby picked up his gin n tonic from the bedside table and unbeknown to us all i dropped into his drink the jonny which id used to shag his mrs up the arse and which contained my first spurt of cum. We only realised when he nearly choked on it |
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