A few months ago, a young co-worker, Dale, came into my office for a chat. It was one of those hypothetical conversations about a "friend" who might have a relationship problem. I'm sure we've all heard that excuse before.
This "friend" has got himself into a situation where he was being coerced by an older woman for sexual favours.
I was trying hard not to laugh at this point, so with a straight face, I asked if he'd explain how this "friend" got in the situation in the first place.
Dale let out a sigh and adjusted himself in the chair. He then began to tell me about the events, which for most would have been a dream come true.
The "friend" was out celebrating someone's birthday. Drinks were flowing freely, and he was getting d*unker as the night went on. Toward the end of the night, he happened to bump into a friend's mum, Kim, who was out with her friends. He bought her a drink and had a chat briefly, then realised his friends had left him.
Kim, feeling sorry for him, offered to share a taxi back home with him as they live on the same road. She then bid her friends a good night, then jumped in a taxi.
The "friend" fell asleep in the taxi until it pulled up outside Kim's house. The next thing his "friend" remembers is waking up in his friend's bedroom with Kim naked on top of him, fucking him.
His "friend" then put up a bit of a struggle (yeah, right) to get her off, but she pressed her hands down on his chest saying, "Enjoy it."
So he lay there until she was satisfied and fell on the bed next to him. He then waited until she fell asleep, and then got dressed and left.
A few days later, he bumped into Kim again while coming home from work and he apologised for what happened. She then smiled and pulled out her phone and showed him a video of them both from that night. Kim then threatened to show it to his girlfriend if he didn't come around when she asked for some fun.
I then asked, "Have you been asked yet?".
To which he replied, "No" before realising what he had said.
I explained it wasn't worth warring about as she might never ask. If however she did then he should play her at her own game a film her.
Dale explained it wouldn't work as she is single so has nothing to lose.
I then asked if he would have had sex with her if he wasn't with his girlfriend. To which he said "In a heartbeat", but it wasn't worth losing his girlfriend over. All his friends growing up had a crush on her and dreamt of what it would be like sleeping with her. What's worse is she is even more attractive now than when he was a kid.
The following week Dale hurried into my office and closed the door swiftly behind him screaming "She's asked for me to come round tonight. What do I do?".
He then slumped into the chair and held his head in his hands.
I thought for a moment before saying "You have two options. One is to call her bluff and hope she doesn't show your girlfriend the video. But, if she does hope your girlfriend will understand you were pissed and she took advantage of you. Two is to go round there and be a crap shag so she never calls you again".
"You're saying I could be buggered either way?" Dale gasped.
"I'm saying make it that all this hassle isn't worth her time. If she is as attractive as you say, go this once and fulfill that fantasy you had growing up. But make it quick so she doesn't cum and make her think you're a crap shag" I replied.
"Okay," Dale huffed as he got up from the chair and left.
The following morning Dale was waiting in my office looking worried. I asked what he decided to do after work, to which he began to spill his heart out.
Dale said he texted his girlfriend saying he might be an hour late as he had an audit to complete. He then went to Kim's with the plan of making it quick as I suggested. But, when he got there Kim gave him a beer which she had slipped a crushed-up Viagra into. Which she didn't tell him about until after he had finished it. Saying that she had done it to make sure they both had a great time.
Kim then led Dale to the bedroom where she took his top off then knelt in front of him to undo his trousers. He then said by that time he was rock hard and Kim started to suck it. From there on in he did everything she demanded. Fuck her this way, fuck that way, harder, faster. It took three hours before he came by which time they were both covered in sweat and she orgasamed over and over again.
"My fantasy has been fulfilled but not in a good way", he sighed. |
