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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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I've got to be honest, this is utter fiction, but then again so is everything else on this thread, sooooo....
One day an ageing prince of pop went down to his local swimming baths. For the 4th time that day.
Using his disguise of being balder than a chimp's arse, "Kitty" as we'll call him for the purposes of anonymity, found himself standi g right behind a young British Diving champion, who had just bent down to remove his Speedos before going for a shower.
"Anyone for tennis ?" said Kitty, as he smacked his Slazenger "racket" across the young diver's pert buttocks.
"Call the fucking Police" said the diver..... |
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