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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was 19 I met a lovely young female and went back to her place. Strictly tits only.... lol. You know how it goes. By the early hours I was brick hard and totally worked up but she wouldn't go any further, not even a quick rub of my old man. As I was in her bed she then decided to go off to her friend's room for the night; I decided the only thing to do was come to a conclusion on my own. So I did. I was so worked up I shot a load right up over my head and up the wall. I was just recovering and she came back in, her flatmate had given her a bit of courage and there she was for the rest of the night, although same rules as before. I'm lying there, cum running down the walls and headboard.. and unfortunately the pillow as she found when she put her head on it. I bluffed and told her I'd been drooling a bit in my sleep... and as she was a young virgin she'd never seen the stuff before. I think she believed me... and next morning the streaks on the headboard and wallpaper were clearly visible. Having said that, once over the initial embarrassment she milked a lot of the stuff out of me over the next three years...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I remember taking a girl i really fancied back to her mum and dads. house. Weather it was nerves or wat i needed a number 2 so went upstairs quietly as to not wake her parents up. i did my business but to my horror the stuburn shite wouldnt flush. i tried for the 3rd time this time the handle mechonism snapped.panicking i picked the beast of a shite up in toilet paper and threw it out the window. Where it landed i dont know.
When i went back down stairs i made an excuse about feeling sick left and never contiued our relationship. She did say to me later that she knew id broke the bog and was that why i left.i just acted daft and said i didnt know wat she was talkin about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Many many moons ago, when i was but a lad (lol), i spent the night at my gf's house. Like the earlier poster, it was a top feel only, and i was hard as hell.
i was sleeping on the sofa, and i couldn't resist it, had to have a quick pull. Half way through, the light goes on and a teary voice cries out..."mummy". It was only her little brother, come downstairs. The cow never told me he walked in his sleep. I almost hit the roof. She laughed her tits off when i told her in the morning, grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Luckily, he never saw anything, else he would have been scarred for life.
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