So after chatting to some of my fab female friends about the messages they have had from guys on here I thought try them out in the local bars, please see below for below for the results!
1. Hi, how’s your day going? Wanna fuck? Result - bruised right eye and cut to upper lip!
2. Hi, you doing ok? Wanna see my dick? Result - swollen left testicle from a swift knee to the groin!
3. Hi how’s you? (Ignored) hi did you hear me? Ignored? Hello what’s wrong with me? Why you not responding? Ignored Oi fat slag you think you too go for me! Ignored? Etc - Result ejected and waiting on police for harresment!
4 hi I have a massive dick wanna fuck right now I am close by and available! Result - taken outside and down an alley Result got some action but now on a dose of antibiotics treat a nasty STI!
Just in case and before all the comments this was a piss take! Remember guys use the same approach you would in a bar on here, keep it classy, respectful and just be nice! Not everyone is attentive to everyone!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago, I went to a pub and walked up to the bar. A very mature lady there asked 'hi honey, get me a drink will you'. I said 'Only if you suck my dick first'. I was escor ted to the exit of said pub...  |
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This did make me chuckle
Hate to think how many 100’s of one liner messages that get deleted straight away without a second glance
If someone takes the time to write a half decent message & has clearly read our profile and it’s a no then I will still reply ……. Common courtesy don’t cost anything
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I posted it as a bit of a piss take but also a bit of education. The other bug bare is not reading the profile and still messaging even if you aren’t want the other person is looking for! Why waste hour or their time!
Hi Dom / Sub from Halstead so near! |
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"I posted it as a bit of a piss take but also a bit of education. The other bug bare is not reading the profile and still messaging even if you aren’t want the other person is looking for! Why waste hour or their time!
Hi Dom / Sub from Halstead so near! "
Hopefully some will take notice then but won’t hold my breath lol
Yep totally agree with you about them or us not being what the other wants & they get deleted as quick as the crass one liners, just makes it harder for the genuine ones unfortunately |
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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago
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"This did make me chuckle
Hate to think how many 100’s of one liner messages that get deleted straight away without a second glance
If someone takes the time to write a half decent message & has clearly read our profile and it’s a no then I will still reply ……. Common courtesy don’t cost anything
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In all the years I've been on here I've tried many different approaches including this one, but zero luck, now I just don't bother and have zero stuff on my profile |
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Don’t give up there is someone out there for everyone, this site isn’t anti male it’s just that the ratio of men to women is massive. And the majority of women’s approach sex in a very different way to men! It’s a bit of a cliche but read the book men are from Mars women are from Venus!
"This did make me chuckle
Hate to think how many 100’s of one liner messages that get deleted straight away without a second glance
If someone takes the time to write a half decent message & has clearly read our profile and it’s a no then I will still reply ……. Common courtesy don’t cost anything
In all the years I've been on here I've tried many different approaches including this one, but zero luck, now I just don't bother and have zero stuff on my profile "
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This is so true and guys wonder why they don't get a response.
If I get a polite message I always reply but sometimes they still turn ugly pretty quickly.
Read a profile and try and have a grown up conversation, its really not rocket science x |
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Even if you are nice and tick their boxes very few come back to you which I know is OK but I think this site is mostly used for forums not actually
Meeting |
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By *heelerMan
over a year ago
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"We had a similar message this week. Went from do you want to meet up and have a drink, straight to I hope we do meet because I need a good fuck."
Bet he weren't from Wellingborough we are more sophisticated. Lol |
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By *heelerMan
over a year ago
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"We had a similar message this week. Went from do you want to meet up and have a drink, straight to I hope we do meet because I need a good fuck.
Bet he weren't from Wellingborough we are more sophisticated. Lol"
By the way nice bum |
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