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When Flirting goes too far…
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So we’ve been going up to our local pub for about 6 years. It’s very much a ‘locals’ pub and we are on first name terms with the landlady and bar staff and usually get greeted with nods and ‘hi’s’ from the regulars.
About 3 months ago we started getting very chatty with a couple called Keith and Carol. They are both about 60 and lots of fun so we often sit together chatting. They do make us laugh as they behave like an old married couple bickering and moaning at each other although I’m sure it’s just banter. Infact Keith retired at the beginning of the year and moans that he’s busier now doing jobs around the house than he was when he was working. Carol counters with the lack of peace she now gets with him constantly making a mess and being under her feet. They do make us laugh
Carol flirts with me constantly- she’ll greet me with ‘hi gorgeous’, call me her toy boy and if theirs a lack of seats available constantly ask me to come and sit on her lap etc. T my other half winds me up that she fancies me but knows deep down that she’s just messing about and that she not really my type. I just laugh and play along.
Anyway about a week ago T said I should counter some of her flirting and see what she does as she thinks it’ll be funny seeing her face….. |
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By *duk70Man
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Ha ha, let's see how this develops! |
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By *andy IanMan
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Please continue as soon as possible |
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The next day we were at the pub sat at a bench in the garden when Keith and Carol arrived. I’d not seen them as I had my back to the door.
Carol snook up behind me put her arms around me saying hello gorgeous making me jump. She laughed and kissed me several times on the cheek. I replied hello sexy, I recognise your perfume anywhere. She replied awww I love you and sat down beside me. We all exchanged pleasantries as Keith sat down opposite with their drinks.
We spent the next hour or so chatting about all sorts really. With Carol sat close to me like she has done a few times before ( closer than I’d normally expect someone to be ), she’d put her hand on my forearm every now and then whenever she was speaking to me. Remembering what my other half had said I opened my legs a little so my leg was touching hers. It didn’t seem to make any difference, if anything she just touched me more often!
As we were leaving she said see you in an hour gorgeous- I replied ok wear something sexy. She laughed ok I’ll put on my tiny bikini- Keith laughed don’t put them off their dinner to which she told him to F off. I replied ok good it won’t take me long then to get you out of it. Bear in mind others in the garden could hear she laughed, putting her hands over face saying Omg omg.
About 20 mins later my other half got a message from her thanking us for a great afternoon and saying she loved how she could be herself with us and she loved us both loads
That was just over a week ago - it has since got up a couple more notches…. |
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Please keep going |
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Great start |
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So Saturday we’d been busy in the garden most of the day so after a shower we decided we’d pop up the road for a couple of drinks and get a takeaway on the way home.
When we arrived half of the pub was closed off for a private party so we had to go through to the smaller bar area. It was busier than normal and we couldn’t see any free tables. Keith and Carol were there though and did have a table so we went over to join them. There weren’t any spare chairs however.
We were greeted as normal with hugs and handshakes with Carol squeezing me, kissing me on the cheek and saying hello gorgeous you smell nice.
Keith gave up his seat for T and came to stand with me. Carol tapped her legs saying you can sit on my lap to me. For a laugh I did putting my arm around her pulling her into my chest. She and T burst out laughing. She squeezed my leg and my arse as I stood back up saying I was so naughty
For the next half hour or so Keith and I stood chatting, as did the girls. The people on the table nearby got up to leave so we grabbed two of the chairs. As I sat down Carol put her hand on my leg under the table and said that’s better.
We sat chatting for another 10 minutes or so before Keith asked if I was ok as I seemed to be struggling with head movements. I said I must have slept funny as had a stiff neck. Carol stood up and said she’d help with that and proceeded to gently massage my neck and shoulders. To be fair she was good at it and it did help. As she finished she said I do a good full body massage too and winked at me making T burst out laughing. I replied by saying the stiffness had gone but had moved elsewhere and looked at my lap. Carol burst out laughing and clipped me round the head and then realised what she’d done and apologised kissing me loads of times on the cheek.
As she sat down T went to the loo and Keith went to the bar. Carols hand was on my leg and she whispered to me you were joking weren’t you. I tried to keep a straight face replying of course not I was always hard with her around. Her face was a picture as she looked at my lap saying you aren’t are you? I said yes of course ( I did have a semi at the time )
I could tell she was a little lost for words which was a first! So i whispered- your hand is only a few inches away - she removed her hand and covered her mouth saying omg omg laughing
The others arrived back and we continued chatting for another half hour or so - Carols hand remained on my leg for most of the time with the occasional squeeze or rub - at the time I just thought it was her normal touchy feely nature
We got up to leave with Carol giving me a hug and squeezing my arse as normal. Only this time she pulled me closer so our groins pressed together. As she did she kissed me on the cheek and whispered just checking- I pushed my groin a little harder into hers and replied there you go ( I did have a semi ). She smiled and said I was so naughty and we all left
T asked if they would be going up tomorrow ( Sunday ) as we probably would in the afternoon before dinner - Keith replied yes theyd probably pop in
T messaged Carol when we got home thanking them for a lovely afternoon and she replied with the same.
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Getting better |
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Excellent story please continue soon |
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Nice start . I like it |
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Carol sounds fabulous |
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loving it but my wife would kill me!! |
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Great so far, can't wait to read more about it |
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This is a fantastic read, just proves your never too old!!! |
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This is hot! |
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Wow great so far need more now |
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Great build up. |
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Great story, eagerly awaiting more |
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Sorry for the delay in updates
So Sunday we went for a swim and jacuzzi and then prepared a roast dinner which we cover ready for later when we get back from the pub.
We strolled up the pub for some drinks and found an outside table as the weather was nice. We’d almost finished our first drinks when Keith and Carol arrived. Carol tried to sneak up behind me but T’s face gave it away and just as she put her arms around me I said phwoarrrrr I smell my sexy woman. Carol laughed, kissed me several times on the cheek and replied hello my gorgeous man.
We sat chatting for a while and Carol was interested in knowing more about the health club we use. We explained it was attached to a hotel primarily for guests to use but did allow some memberships. It had a gym, a pool with poolside jacuzzi along with sauna and steam rooms. She motioned to Keith that maybe it was something they could look into. His face said not and she commented that he was too fat and lazy and preferred his beer.
I tapped my stomach and joked ‘heyy this cost a lot of money you know’ Carol squeezed my stomach and replied yes but yours is sexy and he’s just fat! - we all laughed so i think she was just toying with him
T surprised me then by telling Carol that I go every Tuesday and Thursday mornings but she works Tuesdays so she was sure I wouldn’t mind the company and could pick her up Tuesdays if she’d like to go!
Carol squeezed my leg ( her hand had been on it most the time and which id got used to now) and said oh would you? I’d love to go as not been swimming for years - she followed it up that she’d wear her tiny bikini for me too!
T laughed and Keith said don’t put him off the idea! Carol cursed him and rubbed my leg waiting for my reply - I said yes of course I normally go around 10:00. She said she couldn’t go this week but definitely the following. T then commented that we would be going this Thursday as well if she wanted to go - Carol replied that she’d need to check as she thinks she has a gp appointment Thursday but couldn’t remember what time
We left it there for now and continued chatting. About 15 mins or so passed and we needed another drink. I said I’d go and Carol said she needed the loo and would then give me a hand with the drinks
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This is great writing op. If it’s a true story you’re a lucky man! |
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I was half way through being served when Carol returned. She squeezed my arse and said you do have a nice bum can’t wait to see it swimming shorts. I hope you wear tight Lycra ones…
I countered by squeezing hers which made her jump and the barman look and said yours is pretty sexy too and yes I do wear tight Lycra shorts - I do hope you do have a tiny bikini and smiled at her. She laughed and said i do but it’s probably not ideal to swim in. I laughed and replied I’m sure it’ll be fine to me and besides I’m more interested to see you in it in the jacuzzi- she laughed and called me a perve.
We returned with the drinks and I popped to the loo.
We chatted for another 30 minutes before it was time for us to leave. Carol said she’d text T later re swimming Thursday once she checked her diary.
A couple of hours later we did get a text confirming she had a gp appointment at 11:00 so wouldn’t be able to come with us. T did reply offering to move our swim to the afternoon but Carol declined saying she’d feel bad if we changed our plans and she wait for next Tuesday if it was still ok?
I asked T was everything ok and she said yes fine - while I was in the loo Carol had enquired with T about us mucking about and was making sure T was fine with it. T had replied of course - she found it hilarious and that it was just what I needed after the rubbish year I had had. Carol was then fine but had added that she wanted T to tell her if she oversteps the mark as she too hadn’t laughed so much in ages and she loved us both
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Looking forward to the next instalment... |
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Great keep it going |
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Loving the unfolding developments |
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It’s getting better. |
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Thanks for all the comments and private messages ( most of them lol ). A couple have commented that we are playing a dangerous game and it could end in tears etc so I’ve reread the thread to make sure its accurate…
It does maybe come across a little naughtier than it actually is.
90% of what’s happened so far is verbal accompanied with some touch feely bits that I wouldn’t describe as anything more than just that.
When Carol sits next to T she often squeezes her arm too - it’s just the way she is and I guess some people aren’t comfortable with it. The only bit I think that crosses that line is when we pushed our groins against each other when we were leaving the once when we’d all had a few drinks. T thinks it’s hilarious and so do I and I’m sure Keith would say something if he wasn’t happy
We’ll probably see them this weekend at the pub and it’ll be interesting to see how we get on swimming next Tuesday alone if she goes… |
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Good luck |
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"Thanks for all the comments and private messages ( most of them lol ). A couple have commented that we are playing a dangerous game and it could end in tears etc so I’ve reread the thread to make sure its accurate…
It does maybe come across a little naughtier than it actually is.
90% of what’s happened so far is verbal accompanied with some touch feely bits that I wouldn’t describe as anything more than just that.
When Carol sits next to T she often squeezes her arm too - it’s just the way she is and I guess some people aren’t comfortable with it. The only bit I think that crosses that line is when we pushed our groins against each other when we were leaving the once when we’d all had a few drinks. T thinks it’s hilarious and so do I and I’m sure Keith would say something if he wasn’t happy
We’ll probably see them this weekend at the pub and it’ll be interesting to see how we get on swimming next Tuesday alone if she goes…"
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Hope this goes where we all want it to go..  |
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By *ippa 63TV/TS
over a year ago
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For what it is worth i think its a nice story.
All involved must be happy with with what's going on otherwise it wouldn't continue.
I suppose that you both have to agree as to how far it goes.
She sounds a bubbly flirtatious lady who is good fun to be with.
Her hubby who seems to be the quiet one who gets a kick out of it and keeps her happy.
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