True story
The names have been changed to protect the guilty lol.
So every time I go on holiday I always get my chest and back waxed. I call the usual lady who says she fully booked but will let me know if she gets and cancellations so my Mrs says why don't I ask Emma who is a mutual friend and has been on holiday with us twice, she fully qualified but just does it on weekends.
The last time she and her husband came away with us was Greece last year and on the second day Emma asks does anyone mind if she goes topless, obviously it was a no from me and it was a good job I had my sunglasses on because they looked amazing, pretty sure she's had had them done. Most evenings she would come to our apartment where they would fuss doing each other's makeup & hair and I would be sat on the balcony chilling with a beer and a towel around me and catch her looking and she would just smile.
The next day well for the rest of the holiday she would use the sun-bed opposite me and open her legs apparently not have any white bits on here thighs. The rest of the holiday carried on in the same way, we had one or two late nights with lots of drinks and some dancing and she brushed against me and I had some wind it, that was as far as it went on the holiday.
So back to the waxing, I go to Emma's where she has the proper bed, strip off then she says laughing so I grin and take my T-shirt off and away she goes with wax and strips. Wish we were coming with you again, he was unable to get time off work she says . So Greece comes up and she says I saw you looking at my boobs on holiday so I'm starting to change colour and think in for a penny and all that, do you blame me I said and she laughed so I bring up well when we were dancing you were brushing up against me and I was getting hard I know she smiled and carries on waxing and says it's going to hurt a bit around your nipples, she was right, it always does on me.
I then say to her it must just a painful when women have their bits done, I do do my own she replies to which down goes her leggings and I'm like yikes I always keep nice and smooth you never know, let me do you she she say's my brain is spinning with a million things going through my head. Go on I said, so off come the shorts and starts waxing and I start to get hard and she laughs but keeps going until I'm completely bald, she then starts wanking & sucking my cock and then climbs on top of me and rides me like the world is ending it was all over it 4 mins as the pair of us had cum, I've wanted to do that for ages she said me to I replied like a shitting dog me to that's a freebie she said but make sure you come back and give us plenty of of notice for the next holiday.
The next dilemma is how on earth I'm going to explain that I don't have a single pube of hair, I get home the Mrs is out so I called her and she said I'll be home in about 20 mins Im just pickup some last bits and pieces to take away, my mind is going overtime, bing I know run the bath and get the razor out, in I go armed with some shaving gel i the apply it to my legs (wait) stand up and sit down a few times, now it looks as if I've just shaved with the gel floating around I put a the razor and some of the bath water in my shaving pot, I'm home she shouts, I'm in the bath I shout back, leave it in she says in can't I say, up she comes why not, close your eyes and I'll show you, up I stand open them I say what do you think, I like it she says, makes it look a bit bigger she says lol, you should keep it like that, phew i'd got away with it. How was Emma she asked, ok I said is she better than the other lady at waxing? yes she is said and she didn't charge, perhaps you should go to her instead from now on, yeah definitely I'll re-run the bath for you.
Until the next waxing or holiday |
