For too long the bourgeois elite swingers have taken the swinging treasures from the righteous older single gentleman who is of course entitled to everything. I say to you, join me, bring forth your rods of steel to my brand new upcoming world dominating event club night The Wanking Dead. No more floppy shame, come erect and proud, wank hard, wank fast and follow me down this corridor where your destiny awaits, just through this door marked exit. Don’t mind the door closing behind you… you can do this, keep marching with rods held firm in that direction, don’t look back and don’t stop until dawn.
Date [coming soon]
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