Belle bought me an Egg for Easter
It has no chocolate, it has no yolk
it has no extras, not even a joke
When I asked her what type of Egg it was
She told me its an egg “Designed for your Nob”
“For my nob?” I exclaimed in a voice that was shrill
“Yes” she said “It will give you a thrill”
I looked at the cover with a big yellow spot
A Portable pleasure device is what you have got
An Easy Beat Egg that will feel very nice
A growed up, manly masturbation device
It will cover my cock with Spherical Swirls
And its something you can do, all by yourself
The instructions say open, and fill it with lube
They say to put in your cock and vigorously move
And when the super stretch sensations become too much fun
You should let yourself go and fill it with cum
“Thank you” I said with a voice full of doubt
An egg to wank into “What’s that all about?”
I thought I already had a portable pleasure device
“You have” she assured me “Now stop being such a wanker”
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