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over a year ago
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We had gone out in the next town over from us at the Spoons, cheap n cheerful but still a good laugh. We'd been meeting some old friends of mine I hadn't seen in years. Started at 3 in the afternoon as we all had later evening plans.
Had a great laugh and spent a few hours catching up and reminiscing and also introducing bad bitch to the crazy crew. Spent a lot of the night trying to keep Tim's hands off me (he has a blatant thing for me and dry humps me every time we say hello which at 3 pm in the bells is a bit much but that's just his uniqueness).
One by one the crazy crew fizzled off about their evenings mania until it was just bad bitch an I left. She leaned in to me and kissed me gently, then suddenly bit my bottom lip. It startled me a bit and I complained a little until I spotted "that" glint in her eye. "Uhoh - here we go". We had been taking it easy as it was an early start but it was dark out now. She was squiffy and horny which is a dangerous mix.
She whispered in my ear "I want you now".. she grabbed my hand and dragged me across the bar and down the toilets corridor but both sets of toilets had people in there so she tried the disabled and that was locked. She slapped the door with a very fiery glare in her eye. "Calm down sweetness - let's go outside for a bit" I suggested before she dragged me up against the wall in the corridor. She huffed and strode off firmly clasping my hand in hers dragging me in her wake. I was rolling my eyes apologetically at people as we beelined for the door. I bounced off one quite well built fella and verbally apologised (better safe than punched).
Out the door and she was on me kissing, nipping, grabbing at my trousers. "Not in the street babe". We spilled down the road and around the corner into the church yard. There was a large and dark graveyard down the side. Perfect we said in unison. We found a discreet corner and before I knew it she was on her knees and my trousers were sitting on my shoes. I was a bit wary of my surroundings but my cock wasn't in the least bothered - it sprang forth to her hand and was straight in her mouth, springing and bouncing with every little lap at it. I looked down into what I could see of her eyes glinting in the slight moonlight. A religious man might have thought a demon had risen right there as those eyes had nothing good or earthly in intent in them. |
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She greedily sucked at my cock so strongly I thought my knees were going to go. I arched my back so hard and tipped backwards, fortunately a headstone behind me was there for support! The jeans and boxers weren't helping me much here either so I grabbed her head and pulled her up to my face. "If you don't stop that you aren't going to get any cock" I admonished the minx.
I used the respite wisely, stepped out of my jeans, pulled up her skirt and slipped her knickers off and into my pocket - they were sopping wet I noticed and found some firmer footing with BB now repositioned holding the stone and bent over, sticking her naked arse out at me. She really has a remarkable arse, perfect hour glass back into an amazing peach that the partial moon was making shine. I am really am a lucky fucker
I stood behind her and slighty to her left so that I could easily reach between her legs and I leant forwards and clasped her chin drawing our mouths together. We kissed greedily as I slipped first one then two fingers inside her with no resistance at all, she was so wet I felt her juices trickling down my fingers into my palm. I swapped a finger out so my index finger could reach her clit but I still had two fingers pumping in and out of her - she shook quite violently and moaned loudly. She tried to hold back but the whole moment was just too much for her - her back arched like a bow and she let out a wail as she convulsed very powerfully on my hand. I felt her squirt really heavily and she almost lost her grip on the headstone.
Before she had time to compose herself I positioned myself behind her and easily slipped my cock in the place of my hand. She really liked that, alot and groaned. I heard heard the sharp breath intake and had the biggest grin on my face ever. We've probably fucked a thousand times but this one is going in the memory bank for later. I thrusted for all I was worth and she practically screamed the yard down - anyone passing must have reappraised their ideas on the existence of ghosts or other worldly beings 
The alcohol delayed matters slightly which helped me hold onto her hips and drive deep inside the head of my cock rocking over that sweet spot inside her that sets both of us off but when she started to shake and groan gutterally and her knees started to go I couldn't hold back any longer and my orgasm just smashed right into me. Sometimes I have convulsive screamers myself and this was going to be one of those times. I must have looked like something sprung from the ground by a powerful electric current and I let out quite a growl...
I collapsed down to my haunches when it finally subsided, funny little tremors illiciting twitches from me. BB wasn't in much better a state, completely out of breath, her head hung down and her shoulders sagged.
I regained my composure first, located my clothes and pulled them back on. I stepped up next to her and cupped her chin in my hand, pecked her affectionately on the lips and asked her to wait here, "I'm going to go find you a little treat"..... |
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I sauntered back to the pub proper cock of the walk swagger like, massive smile on my face and very naughty intent in my head. As I step back to let someone come out I notice the guy I bumped into on the way out earlier. He was stood on his own looking at his phone. Sizing him I knew BB would like him so on my way past I stopped and caught his attention. "Really sorry about earlier buddy" he looked up from his phone a bit disinterested but I pushed on "She was absolutely fucking gagging for it man"! Now he made eye contact and saw my massive smile, I could see he'd had a couple of pints but wasn't wasted like the group next to him. "She's still out there" I pulled her knickers out of my pocket "without these". From my other pocket I took out a condom and passed it to him. "She's in the back left corner of the graveyard and she would love it if you took this and filled it". Holding my firm gaze he quizzed "really? Is this a fucking wind up?".. "Only one way to find out, you can give her these back though" I passed him her knickers, smirked, nodded slightly "Graveyard, back left corner, she will be the only half naked girl there" and headed towards the bar.
I glanced back and sure enough I could see him through the glass front of the pub heading in the direction I had just come from.
When I got to the bar I ordered a drink and WhatsApp BB to ask if she was okay and tell her that her treat was on his way. She responded immediately "WTF? Really? Who is it? Not Tim FFS  " - "You'll like him, the big guy we bumped on the way out" --- "OOO   " I got back. I picked up my pint and did the bar shuffle across to a half vacant stand up podium - "okay if I park here" I asked the couple stood there. They nodded absentmindedly. My phone pings "I can see him, OMG OMG " - "Enjoy baby . If you want another one stay put and I'll see what I can do. Phone pinged again "Love u ya dirty bastard. Gotta go"
I sipped my pint and browsed to the forums (as you do when youve got a bit of time on your hands and need a bit of pervy distraction). I also idly people watched, looking out for another candidate should I need to find one. Podiums near me all had older couple's at them and one had a large group of cackling d*unk women. The local alchys that had been there since breakfast were gathered in the booth I remember they always inhabited. There was a group of much younger lads maybe ten of them that were quite raucous near the window and a couple of new guys at the bar, quite well dressed, one of them visibly scanning the the bar looking for someone.
About 20-25 minutes passed before my phone pinged again."OMFG babe - he was fucking huge!!!" "Can you send me a drink with the next one I'm gagging" "Not just for cock"
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I wandered to the bar and kept my eye on the door. Ordered a pint and a bottle of WKD - she doesn't normally drink it but I think the joke won't be lost on the wicked bitch 
I see the guy striding back towards the door through the glass front, massive smile on his face. He practically bursts through the door like he's walking on air. His arms go up in the air and there's a huge cheer. It's the two guys I'd seen at the bar a few minutes ago. Man hugs all round and big loud back slaps. The rowdy bunch of younger lads did a huge "OI OI" with bouts of laughter all round.
The pub quickly went back to their own conversations. I watched the now three guys in a huddle, lots of hand movements and then the first guy pointed right at me. The other two heads swivelled around and eye balled me, mouths slightly open in what appeared to be surprise. They looked back at him then me. I just smirked (what else can you do in a moment like that?)
The first guy started up the steps towards the me and the bar and walked up to me. He reached into his pocket and passed me the now slightly oozy and very filled condom. I could smell that fresh sex mixed with condom lube aroma, it was quite pungent and also just a little bit icky in my hand. He shook my hand with one of those death grip types and more of his cum oozed out of the Johnnie. I did that trying not to wince smile and didn't reciprocate the squeeze - there's only so much jizz a man wants on his hand in the pub! He leant in a little and exclaimed "she is one fucking dirty bitch.. you lucky cunt!!" Before I could respond he went on "she said she's waiting for you to get another one? - you reckon she would take both my mates on?". "Wow bud - you just made my job so much easier" I responded "Didn't really like the look of the other options anyway... Yes she most definitely would take both of them on.. wanna watch?" |
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I had two more Johnnie's in my pocket so I handed them to him and the bottle of WKD. "She's thirsty" I responded to his quizzical look. He shrugged and walked back to his mates, a bit of banter went on, the drink swapped hands and general gesturing in the direction of the church ensued. I assumed the Johnnie's also swapped hands but couldn't really see that. The two guys headed for the door. My phone pinged "what's happening? I'm thirsty and I'm getting a bit cold now". I quickly typed "THEY are on their way now".. "They???? WTAF" ... "Yeah THEY = 2 guys. Don't worry they are fitter than the last one, I'm not scrapping the bottom of the barrel". Not long after my phone pinged again "I think they are coming, you gave them thingies didn't you?"...."Uhuh - have fun I'll be out to watch in a few minutes"
I'd been a bit engrossed in my phone and lost contact with the room first guy wasn't down the steps any more. I had a bit of tense moment rapidly looking around - ah there he is - mid patter with the girl behind the bar pint in both hands leaning over the bar like co conspirators.
I faffed around on my phone and finished off my drink, looked over at the bar, first guy was clearly doing well with the bar girl so I did a little hmmm and set off in the direction of the church. My eyes took a bit longer to get accustomed to the dark this time but my feet knew where they were going retracing my steps.
And there she was, she had moved over a bit and was over by a tree making her quite hard to see, I only noticed her because I saw the movement of the three of them together. As I walked closer there was no doubt what was happening - BB is a very loud lady when she's in the zone and she definitely in the zone!. As I drew in close enough to pick out some detail I announced myself in a jovial tone "having fun babes?" - "UH-UH-Fuck-Yeah-Ohhhhhh-FUUUUCCCKK" was the response mingled in with some male grunting and heavy breaths.
I was close enough to see her now. One guy was in front of her - her legs wrapped around him holding her up by her legs and area and the other guy behind her holding her up around her waist. Both were pumping into her, you could hear the ball slaps as they thrust into her intermingled with her ragged moans and their guttural grunting. "OW" the guy in front of her exclaimed loudly "She fucking bit m" he got cut off as she'd grabbed his face and in the dark looked like she was devouring his mouth. A little bit spooky given the setting! The guy behind her had his nose safely tucked under her left ear and was sucking and nibbling the back of her neck which just made her more rampant, she started thrusting her hips into the guy at the front and almost toppled them all over.
The guys complained a bit and told her off, She just giggled and agreed hands up in a placating manner "okay guys you're in charge". They resumed with a distinct increase of fervour, the guy behind her really started to slam it into her. Well that was enough - it was like watching a slo-mo, the guy behind her tensed up and started "Oh God, I'm cummin, I'm cummin, I'm cummin"... She started shaking like a shitting dog "AAAHHHH - AAAAHHHH!" ... Matey in front let out a little scream - that'll be the nails buried in the shoulder blades I surmised to myself.. but it didn't stop him blowing his load with a bit of a whimper actually.
There's another sight for the memory bank then, three completely spent people in the after glow of sex in the dark like that is quite a vision and that's before considering the one in the middle is your other half....
They extricated themselves from the mass of bodies and made themselves presentable, I could see the sweat glistening on her face though even in the low light but more noticeable was her smile.. it beams at you normally but this was like a joker style ear to ear grin. She ran up to me skirt still around her waist and just peck kissed me all over my face. "Thank you, Thank you, thank you" she squeeled.
The guys filed past us, front guy held out his Johnny like a prize - "Ere ya go Steve said you wanted this" - I didn't really, the relay passing the Johnny as a baton seemed like a fun idea at the time, squidgy man goo in a bag doesn't translate well eugh!. Politely I take it off him and slaps her arse quite hard as he walks off "That's for the bitten lip and nails" . Behind guy declared, "I don't think you want this one mate, it's been up her arse, shall I just skip it in the dog shit bin at the gate?". I gratefully accepted with a nod as she's still kissing me manically. It would've been an absolutely sublime moment if it weren't for the Johnny full of cum pinched between my right thumb and finger.
I hugged her tight and then we headed back to the road to catch the bus home. "You've earned your name tonight you bad bitch" I whispered in her ear.. "I'm your bad bitch" she proudly exclaimed and we actually skipped out of the church yard as far as the bus stop like a pair of demented lunatics |
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