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By *izterry OP Couple
over a year ago
Norwich |
With all this recent sunshine and our trip to the South Coast, I have spent quite a lot of time in the sun and have been lucky enough to have been in places where, for much of the time, I could be devoid of any clothing.
I've never been embarrassed about being nude in public and being a 'grower' rather than a 'shower' have not much to worry about getting sunburnt .................... or so I thought. Imagine if you can my laying in the sun getting a nice all-over tan with frequent trips into a still chilly sea the 'little fella' feeling the cold and retracting like a turtles head. Didn't worry me as not using him whilst on the beach anyway.
Roll forward a few days and home now, just getting out of the shower and the Mrs. very scantily clad combing her hair in the hallway before me, arms raised and boobs almost pushing over the top of her vest top. Nature starts to take over in the trouser dept and the 'little fella' decides it's time to flex his muscles. A look of horror on the Mrs. face shortly followed by uncontrolled laughter. Puzzled I ask what's the reason for her behaviour, she's laughing too much to talk but just points at the now, not so little fella. Looking down I realise the subject of her amusement, seems the sun had gotten to the little fella while he was shrivelled up on the beach and now, with him all stretched out there are rings of suntan equispaced all the way up the shaft. The Mrs. managing to speak between much giggling 'It looks like a tigers tail' !!
So, there you have it, a word of warning for fellow 'growers' out there, be careful not to get too much sun on the little fella or you too could end up with a tiger's tail. |
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