Janet and John plan a garden
Janet and John have a new house.
They have a garden with the house.
The garden is in a bad state.
Do you know what a bad state is?
Most of you do
Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock
john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.
John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john
John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.
Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.
John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.
John likes showing off…...see hot photos
John is a fop and a dandy
John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”
do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does
Run John ...Run.
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"Janet and John plan a garden
Janet and John have a new house.
They have a garden with the house.
The garden is in a bad state.
Do you know what a bad state is?
Most of you do
Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock
john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.
John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john
John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.
Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.
John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.
John likes showing off…...see hot photos
John is a fop and a dandy
John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”
do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does
Run John ...Run.
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"Janet and John plan a garden
Janet and John have a new house.
They have a garden with the house.
The garden is in a bad state.
Do you know what a bad state is?
Most of you do
Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock
john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.
John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john
John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.
Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.
John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.
John likes showing off…...see hot photos
John is a fop and a dandy
John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”
do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does
Run John ...Run.
"
Do you know what a bump is ...sir olov does
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"Janet and John plan a garden
Janet and John have a new house.
They have a garden with the house.
The garden is in a bad state.
Do you know what a bad state is?
Most of you do
Janet wants a pond …...see Charlie Dimmock
john wants a nice bench to sit in the garden.
John downloads some garden design software and does some research as to what would be suitable . Clever john
John chats to their new neighbour over the garden fence , Melanie Frontage . Melanie is quite knowledgeable about pond fish and pond design.
Melanie Frontage is a swinger … see the pampas grass.
John makes a plan of the new garden and shows Janet his work proudly.
John likes showing off…...see hot photos
John is a fop and a dandy
John says “Mrs Frontage says you should`nt go koi if you`ve only got a small hole but make sure you bush is nicely trimmed…..clever use of water features add interest ….she invited me to watch her gushing and sploshing. I researched benches and found a site called fab swingers where there were several pictures of people swinging outside and having a lovely time .”
do you know what a pair of garden shears are….Janet does
Run John ...Run.
Do you know what a bump is ...sir olov does
Poor john "
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