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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've a pal 53 years old and watches pornography like I watched game of thrones
He is a lovely guy who lives on family money and actually believes his brain is responsible
His farther and uncle started and still control the company
He was married and 53 that's 53
Well I laff has he talks about his shows hoes like anyone cares
He asked me why do woman rub the top of the fanny when being penetrated so I just laughed. How could he not know
Then he pointed out someone else doing it
So I said do u know where abouts a woman's clit is he said yeah just above the pelvis so I said show me OW MY FUCKING DAYS INSIDE 53 YEARS OLD WTF
So like a friend should of done 40 years ago I showed him a vagina and explained that the diagram on Google is a picture and lady's are different
Ham sandwich from Facebook  I suddenly realised he fucked if I'm sex ed professor lmao
I kept a straight face coz it must be so embarrassing
My lesson in this was money beats sexual pleasure
So I got a escort and explained to her he needs telling and directing
 now he is the master he made a pro orgasm
I think it was wet for first time
LMAO
2 days later and 50 calls to the girl she blocked him NOW HE OBSESSED
So we go a brothel as quick as I could b4 he on one knee
The girl he picked was hot super sexy. After 30 mins he returned like he seen a ghost on way home he says I looked for it but she had a piece of skin where the first one had a ball
He said he couldn't find it the string was in the way hahaha and I asked him wot position he had her in. The reply was I couldn't get a erection again
Now the second girl was that hot I knew we had a problem. He said he gets erections some mornings and enjoying porn
At 53 realising your wife's love live was shit and no woman has ever enjoyed sex with him must be a confidence killer
So I've got him someone to buy blues off and left it at that
So have I done enough for my friend any advice on this is welcome
And if anyone else needs advice or reassurance am sure the fine people of fab will politely help out
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