Can I suggest you are not eating when you read this chapter........ there's a potential 'ick' moment near the end "when arse on pan" is referred. #just_warning
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*** PART 7 **** :
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Quick recap:
"I'm really sorry", I said.
And I was. Didn't want things to end like this, him pissed off at me.
"Shooosh", he said, "you've got better things to be doing with that mouth and tongue..........."
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I lay beside him and massaged his back
"Mmmmm", he said approvingly
I leaned over and replaced hand with lips. From his shoulder blades down to his lower back and then kissed gently all the way back up to his shoulder blades.
Five tours up and down and then on the way down I proceeded to his buttocks. Not really my thing as I explained earlier but he was clean and he had previously really enjoyed it. I owed him.
Lips eventually changed to tongue and I ran my tongue down his crack.
Sharp contended exhale of breath from him and his legs sprung open, I presumed involuntarily. I licked and lapped. He grunted and occasionally bucked in pleasure. When I ran my stubble in his crack his head snapped back and he panted like he was about to blow a load. This orgasmic breathing continued as I lapped his hole.
My mouth got dry. I snaffled his bottle of water, took a slug, rinsed my mouth out then spat it in to the grass.
As I was doing this, he rolled over.
Jesus, he was hard again !
Without being asked, he put his hands behind his head and spread his legs "X".
I could feel my heart thumping in delight.
It would have been bad manners not to help him out so I took another slug of water then almost immediately took his cock in my mouth, having it 'swim' in the water
"Oooooh!" he exclaimed.
I tittered and then had to gulp the water down. Some of it came out my nose so I had to extract myself to have a good cough. I was about to reclaim his cock when I had a thought. Did I have mints in my pocket? I was sure I did. Quick rummage confirmed Extra strong mints. I popped two and so he didn't wonder about the delay, I hand massaged his hips.
Once I was happy I had built up some mint in my mouth I gently blew on the head of his cock. He bucked and his eyes snapped open in a mixture of confusion and rapture. I had a quick chomp and swallow of the mints and then his cock was in my mouth but I didn't close my mouth. I exhaled, blew very gently. He bucked like he had been shot
"Jesus fuck", he exclaimed, "what IS that?"
"is it too much?" I asked
"NO !", he said, "but what IS it?"
"You know fine what it is", I replied, knowing damn fine he didn't.
My tongue was nipping from the mint so I blew on his balls and then licked from balls to the head of his cock which I then licked gently.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he panted
"You want me to stop?" I queried
"NOOOOOOOOOOO", he exclaimed
I then proceeded to give him a minty blow job as he gurgled and panted. About 10 minutes later his breathing changed and the pants got deeper. He bucked and grunted but nothing came out.
Really?
So I kept going, gobbling and slurping. After five minutes or so more bucking, pumping and grunting. Again, nothing.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Not one to look a gift cock that was in the mouth (think about it - ha ha), I kept servicing it. He gurgled and panted.
As he wasn't looking I dropped his cock and had a pretend cough whilst I threw THREE extra strong mints in to my gob.
"You OK?" he asked
"Quite fine", I said, ,"just needed to catch my breath, think I created a vacuum. Normal service will resume in a jiffy"
And saying so I gently blew on his cock again and really enjoyed his lower body practically jump off the grass.
"What the fuck IS that?" he demanded, "it is fucking gorgeous"
"I'll tell you later", I said. quietly crunching and swallowing.
I dived on to his cock and took it all, breathing mint on to him.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH" he panted,
"oh my. oh my. Jesus fucking Christ"
I gobbled and slurped , gobbled and slurped. His whole body shook this time as he grunted and panted. Again he bucked furiously and this time there was some spurting but not copious.
You wouldn't know it from his bucking and grunting. He stopped grunting but his breathing was still laboured.
"Oh mate............" he said but I was more interested in his cock suddenly going very flaccid as it fell out of my mouth.
I gently licked him clean.
"Come on then", he demanded, "what WAS that?"
I answered by kissing from his belly button up to his Adam's Apple then plonking an enormous kiss on to him. As I did so, I breathed mint in to his mouth. His eyes widened in surprise and he broke off
"Mint ??????????" he exclaimed
I nodded and then asked "you do know mint heightens the pleasure of a blow job don't you ?"
"I fucking well do now", he replied
I tittered.
"Mate............" he said, "what a fucking night of firsts. Is there any end to the surprises?"
I shrugged
"I have NEVER",. he clarified - he realised I thought he was referring to the mint - ".... NEVER in my life., so far as I know anyway, cumm dry. That was weird but one of the deepest orgasms I have ever felt"
"A non orgasm" I corrected
"Piss off", he said and tutted.
I lay beside him and put my arm over him
"So............", I asked tentatively, "am I forgiven ?"
He paused
"I'll think about it"
He screwed his eyes up and pursed his lips like he was thinking.
Suddenly, he slapped my head very hard three times
"OOOOWWWW" I complained
"Forgiven", he announced.
I pinged his nipple hard in revenge
"Oi !" he said and grabbed my wrist
I made noises like I was building up a big spit. Immediately his hand was clamped over my mouth
"Don't even fucking THINK about it c*nt", he threatened but there was amusement in his eyes rather than anger, "I mean...it............ OWW !" as I pinged his tit again.
I could see him calculating.
"Truce ?" he asked
I nodded.
Hand came off my mouth, I kissed and licked his nipple. I then moved on to give him a full on snog. He didn't resist. I eventually rose for air
"You are one of the most handsome and sexiest men I've ever had the pleasure with", I announced
"ONE of.....?", he tutted
"Yea", I replied, ".... much as I might consider it with one of them, I really couldn't in all conscience put you anywhere above being level with my first two husbands"
He gasped and frowned.
"TWO husbands?"
I nodded.
Then burst out laughing. I couldn't keep it up. He screwed his face up not sure how to respond.
"Your face !", I sniggered
"Honestly !", he said, "I should slap you one but I don't have the energy"
We giggled like teenagers.
We lay entwined in silence for about 15 minutes, relishing each other's company. Eventually I broke the silence
"You think you might be back up this way?"
He sighed
"Aw shit", he announced
"What ?............." I asked, concerned.
"The 'conversation' " he answered, "that I hoped to avoid"
There was minute's silence
"Mate, I'm married. Three kids, youngest six weeks"
"Oh", I said
"I've only ever let guys at me after my wife has given birth. Once she's back in he saddle for sex I'm monogamous"
"That's nice", I said evenly, "how did the men thing start?"
"Nephew" he replied then clarified hurriedly, "my wife's nephew. He calls me "Unc" and I call him "Neff". And I've got a bit of a problem brewing there I'm not sure what I'm gonna do about"
"Problem ?" I queried
"Yea............. he's been sucking my cock for me Wednesday nights after the darts and I've shagged him twice. He's said he doesn't want him and I to stop once the wife and I resume. He has sort of hinted he might tell her".
"Paste him", I suggested
"Can't", he said, "he is as fit as fuck and a Black Dan in Ju Jitsu or something. He'd fucking have me"
"Oh !" I sad again.
I was a great help!
I mulled it over
"You are going to have to call his bluff", I said
"I can't", he said, "he has me over a barrel".
"Nope", I said, "call his bluff. He probably has as much to lose as you if it all went public. In fact, tell him YOU are going to tell her"
"Oh fuck no", he said
"HE doesn't know that", I said, "and in fact, tell him you are reporting him to the police. You will be taking him down with you"
We lay in silence
"Do you feel used?" he asked, changing the subject.
"Totally", I answered, then after a pregnant pause during which is face fell I added "and loved every friggin' second of it"
He smiled
"I've had a great time too. I'm sorry mate.............. this was supposed to be a shag, shake hands and then go our ways"
I shrugged
"I never imagined............" he continued
"Me neither", I agreed
"Come on", I said giving him a squeeze, "let's be glad of a great night"
"Agreed", he said, "and man, what a fuckng night. So many firsts"
"How many ?" I asked
"I'll probably run out of fingers counting", he said and then began:
"I've never kissed a guy before, much less exchange tongues. I've never had sex in a park, much less spend ALL NIGHT at it. I've never had a tongue in my arse"
"Rimmed", I clarified
"I've never shot my load down someone's throat, much less see / hear them swallow it, I've never tasted cock before, much less my own or spunk, again my own as it turns out. I've never done role play. I've never had sex in the rain. I've never cumm dry. I've never had my armpits worshipped and - mate I love my wife and she loves me - I have NEVER EVER in my life, never mind my sex life, EVER felt so wanted......... that I mattered....... that MY welfare was first and foremost"
"A few then" I said
"And Christ Almighty", he continued, "that mint on my cock. Jeezo ! ........ mate I'm going to have to wash my mouth out with carbolic soap for saying this.........me a married man who loves his wife and is loved in return...........tonight has been the best sex I have ever.......EVER had"
"That's nice, I offered
"THAT'S NICE ????" he echoed, incredulous
I shrugged.
What did he want me to say?
"You know mate", he said, "I feel like I have known you all my life"
"Can I give you my email address?", I asked, "it is easy to remember"
"No", he said firmly, "I won't use it. I'm not likely to be back"
I gave him it anyway. Twice.
He tutted, angry
"Wot you do that for?"
I shrugged again.
We both knew why I had
"I was going to offer travelling to you and get a hotel............" I trailed off
He harrumphed
"If we can't be fuck buds, we could have been email buds"
"I've enough with Neff angling for sex" he said
I was well offended.
"The offer was a service to you", I snorted
The silence hung in the air
"Come on", I said eventually, "...let's get dressed and I'll walk you back to your digs. Make sure you............."
"I'll manage", he interrupted in a tone.
"No", I said, "What do you imagine I am going to do when we get there? Demand you take me in for sex?" I gently felt his flaccid cock..... "he's well deflated and drained".
I kissed him and grinned.......... "mission accomplished."
He laughed.
"And anyway", I continued, "you won't manage. We are in the middle of a park that wasn't part of my excellent instructions......."
He sniggered again
".............. and you are being picked up at 9. It would be a right tarradiddle if you got lost trying to get pack to your pick up point"
"Tarrra-what ?", he asked then added as he winked at me "and I'm sure we can agree my pick up point was outside HMV"
It wasn't. It was near the High Court but I didn't split hairs.
I sniggered. Any tension disappeared.
"Tarradiddle" I said again.
There was more silence.
"And anyway", I said breaking it, "there is a Greggs near your digs. I want to buy you breakfast. Least I can do after all your efforts"
I took his hand and interlaced my fingers through his.
"Please ?", I asked............"it's really important to me that I get you back safely to your digs"
He looked in to my eyes like he was searching for something, pursed his lips and said
"You had me sold at breakfast from Greggs"
I gave him a shove.
"You're right", he said, "We probably should get our arses in gear".
I moved on to my knees, he was on his feet in one move. His crotch was level with my face. I took his hands then kissed his pubes and cock
"Thank you", I said to his crotch then took his floppy cock in my mouth. My nose was on his pubes as I gently licked.
He sighed. Cock twitched a bit but didn't grow. I gave it a mouth massage for a couple of minutes.
"Come on............" he said, "up !"
I stood up and he grinned.
"Another first !", he announced.
I looked at him questioningly.
"That's the first time I've ever taken my cock OUT of someone's mouth and stopped their tongue"
I tittered and then trailed off.
We looked in to one another's eyes.
He wrapped his arms around me
"Again........... thank you SO much", he said.
We kissed. Passionately.
I noticed that he could have kept me in an embrace with just one arm. Suddenly, his hand was over my mouth and he reached over my shoulder with his head as he pulled me tight in to him. I felt a pain as he sank his teeth in to my flank. And chewed below my shoulder for about 2 minutes. Then the pain was excruciating but liberating as he bit deep whilst adding to the hand pressure on my mouth.
He eventually broke off, nibbled my ear and said "something to remember me by for a couple of days"
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We started to get dressed. I put my wet underwear in to my jacket pocket.
Not the same pocket as the mints (!!!) before anyone asks
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Once ready, we checked we had everything, nothing - keys etc - dropped on to the grass, peeked out to make sure the coast was clear and then squeezed ourselves out our shelter on to the embankment then made our way to the path.
We yapped and gabbed on our way. A couple of times when there was no-one about he took my hand. Once he even stopped to give me a kiss.
Eventually, with stop / start / stop / start we got to Greggs.
"What do you want then?" I asked, "Bacon roll ?"
He pointed at a picture
"What's that square burger thing on the roll? " he asked
I didn't even look
"Lorne sausage", I said,, "it's vile. Your choices are bacon, link sausage or either with egg"
"Bacon", he said, "two please though and a coffee. Bog standard with milk"
"Do you like Fresh Orange?", I asked
"Uh huh", he confirmed.
I went in to the shop
Four bacon rolls, a Lorne sausage roll so he could try it, a tea for me, coffee for him and three large Fresh orange to make up the five "Roll and drink" deal.
They gave me a bag and a cup holder. Didn't charge me for the bag.
I went outside and we went across the road to sit on a wall. I distributed the goodies. Gave him the Lorne roll first and his coffee. He tried it and declared it as "all right".
I was not impressed. Lorne sausage is vile unless it comes from a butcher.
Next I gave him his two bacon rolls and a fresh orange. He took the lid off the F.O. and glugged it down in 15 seconds flat and rounded it off with a hearty burp.
He looked very contented.
Very contented.
As I was eating my bacon roll I suddenly burst out laughing. He looked at me questioningly
"I've spent the night naked with you being shagged stupid, I've sucked your cock God knows how many times. You are one of the few I have let play target practice with my tonsils............."
he laughed at the expression and he was beaming
".............. and it has just occurred to me I don't know your name. You know mine from my email address".
Which I gave him again.
He rolled his eyes.
He paused
"Brendan" he said
"Just the one?" I teased, "thought you Irish lads had nine names"
He sighed theatrically
"All kidding aside", I said, as I saw him start on his second roll, "will you promise me something you handsome sexy man"
"Wot dat", he said through the roll
"That you will sort out the situation with your nephew and take the upper dominant hand"
"Yep",. he said
We ate and slurped.
"How's your arse?" he asked suddenly
"OK", I replied, "............gaping right enough though. Methinks next time I'm on the pan it will slip out whole like some cruise ship on a Norwegian Fjord"
He looked down his nose at the bacon roll in his mouth then looked over at me askance, taking the roll out of his mouth.
"Not sure I want this any more" he announced.
I tittered.
His phone chirruped, making us both jump
He looked at the screen and frowned
"My ride", he said, then added "the motorised one" and sniggered at his own joke.
He answered.
"Hi mate............. hey............ HEY.......... calm down, it's fine. These things................ SHOOSH !........... these things happen............SHOOSH !........... What time is checkout?........... No no. I want you to have a shower, calm down, have yourself a breakfast - is there a Greggs near you? They do fab bacon...........oh, lucky bugger. So checkout time.......? No, that's fine, I haven't checked out yet, think I'm 11............ OK, see you then"
He clicked off.
"He has slept in. I wonder if he had company. Better phone the missus"
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I stood up to move away a bit
"Where you going?" he asked with mild panic in his voice
"To give you some privacy", I clarified
"Away you go", he said, "sit right where you are" and he scrolled through his phone.
I heard ringing.
"Hi babe", he said.
Yuch. I rolled my eyes inwards
"Mike has slept in so I'm gonna be delayed............. yea, I had a FANTASTIC night......... you wouldn't believe how friendly and accommodating they are up here. Seriously babe, I stopped this guy for directions............"
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At that point I turned and glared at him. He mock screwed his face up.
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"....and he walked me to near my digs. I'm practically certain it was WAY off his route........... yea, I know............. took a detour through a gorgeous park............ yea, I remember........... something to tell the wee man.............. anyway............. the fucking heavens opened............ thunder and lightning too, out of nowhere.............. I went to go to a tree for shelter and he grabbed me by the shirt saying "No No, you don't do that" and pulled me in to some bushes, well a clearing of sorts. Was bloody weird let me tell you.............. the rain and the river............ was more relaxing than Yoga. Yea............. yea............. and that "it's been raining heavy" smell after it was all done............ don't know............ about half hour?"
He lowered his voice conspiratorially
"Tell you something babe.............. his cock was bursting out his trousers. You couldn't help but notice it. He must like the rain or the storm"
My jaw dropped. He stuck his tongue out
"AND............" he continued
"Oh my God", I thought, "what now?"
"........ when he took off his jacket to sit on it whilst we waited out the storm, a bottle of baby lotion fell out !!!............ yea, I know, the mind boggles............ no no, I was too polite to ask................ we sat and gabbed but I couldn't tell you now what about................ no no, I mean I can't remember. Except I probably bored the ass off him playing the proud dad with pics of my gorgeous missus and our offspring"
I used my hand and fingers turned down, wriggling my fingers, to make "crawler" gestures. He returned an obscene gesture with a middle finger.
"...............sitting on a wall having a Greggs bacon roll and a coffee. OK, you got me, TWO bacon rolls.............. no not two coffees, a coffee and a fresh orange. I'll go back in and relax............ yea I know............. it would be a right tarradiddle if ** I* * fell asleep................ ha ha, yea, a new word I learned.......... that guy............ yea he did............ think if he was local we might have become mates............ yea OK............. I'll phone you when we leave............ probably about 11.30 although apparently it can be hell that time of day trying to get on to the motorway..................love you........... give the kids a hug from me............ tarraddidle..........yea yea, great word........ ha ha........... ok............ bye"
and he rang off.
"Pfft", he said, "it's as well I never checked out"
I "hmmmm"''d in agreement
He chomped on the bacon roll he said he didn't want any more and took a huge slurp of coffee.
"So............", he said, looking straight ahead, not at me..............
"............you got any phone calls you need to make to postpone or cancel whatever arrangements you'd made for the rest of the morning?"
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tbc
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