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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago
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My mrs did that to a guy while he was rimming her and she let one go by accident, he looked at me and said “really” we broke down on fits of laughter, but my god it stank. But he got his rewards, he fucked her in every hole. Lol |
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By *r 007Man
over a year ago
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"My mrs did that to a guy while he was rimming her and she let one go by accident, he looked at me and said “really” we broke down on fits of laughter, but my god it stank. But he got his rewards, he fucked her in every hole. Lol"
Lucky for him it was just a fart |
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I was taking a lady doggy ways and being quite vigorous and she let a rocky rasper go, she was so embarrassed she hit me a slap on the thigh, as if it was me who let one go (there was only me and her there) we had a laugh about it then I carried on like the good soldier I am  |
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There was an old lady of 92 parlez vous, There was an old lady or 92 parlez wous There was an old lady of 92 let of a fart and off blew, inky pinky parlez vous.
A copper was walking down the street parlez vous. There copper was walking down the street parlez vous he opened mouth the fart went in, inky pinky parlez vous. There is a lot more to this song. But it's been years since I sung it. So can't remember all the lyrics.
Just remember if wind has got lumps in it. !!! your in the shit |
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"There was an old lady of 92 parlez vous, There was an old lady or 92 parlez wous There was an old lady of 92 let of a fart and off blew, inky pinky parlez vous.
A copper was walking down the street parlez vous. There copper was walking down the street parlez vous he opened mouth the fart went in, inky pinky parlez vous. There is a lot more to this song. But it's been years since I sung it. So can't remember all the lyrics.
Just remember if wind has got lumps in it. !!! your in the shit"
The fact went rolling down his spine and knocked his ankle out of line ?? |
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"There was an old lady of 92 parlez vous, There was an old lady or 92 parlez wous There was an old lady of 92 let of a fart and off blew, inky pinky parlez vous.
A copper was walking down the street parlez vous. There copper was walking down the street parlez vous he opened mouth the fart went in, inky pinky parlez vous. There is a lot more to this song. But it's been years since I sung it. So can't remember all the lyrics.
Just remember if wind has got lumps in it. !!! your in the shit"
The fart went rolling down his spine and knocked his ankle out of line ?? |
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