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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Several weeks into lockdown stories are one of the ways I'm satisfying my itches and passing the time and I bet I'm not the only one.
You may recognise some parts of this story as i have posted it on fab before. It's a collection of a few past events I've posted that I've since compiled together as I was toying with the idea of maybe publishing it. There's nearly 40 chapters worth in total and I'll keep posting more as long as people are still interested in reading. Hope you all enjoy it.
Chapter 1
MALE MODEL REQUIRED
No previous experience necessary.
Tel. 0xxx xxxxxx
I came across the ad looking through the wanted section of the local paper in the hopes of finding a good home for some of the accumulated rubbish in the garage. You know what they say about one man's junk!
I've had a thing about being naked in front of other people since my late teens, not in a park flasher sort of way but any valid excuse to get my kit off I relish. Posing for life drawing classes isn’t something I'd ever thought of before and mentally kicked myself for not thinking about the idea.
I tore the Ad out of the paper and pinned it to my noticeboard before resuming the search for new homes for the 'treasure' stored in my garage. Several calls later I had a steady stream of locals lined up to call round on Sunday morning. Anything they didn't take would be going to the tip as my new motorcycle was being delivered the following weekend and I really needed the space.
Sunday morning 9am the first gent turned up to take away some old lamps and while he was there spotted a couple of other items I hadn't already agreed to sell to someone else. Over the next two hours all the people who agreed to call round turned up and invariably found a few other items which helped clear even more space.
At 11:30 I made a cup of tea and sat on the patio waiting for the last lady to call who'd hopefully take away the fish tank I'd had stored for the last two years.
It was a beautiful morning and as I drank the tea I'd just pulled off my t-shirt to enjoy the warm sun when I heard a car pull up onto my drive. Mrs White was the only person left to call but she wasn’t due until 12:00.
“Hi. Mrs White?” I asked.
“Yes, we spoke on the phone yesterday about the fish tank. Hope I'm not too early?”
“No problem Mrs White.”
“Call me Emma, please. Its Dick isn't it?”
“Yes, ok Emma I've got the tank round on the patio if you want to take a look at it. I've given it a good wash as it's been sat in storage for two years. It's just this way.” I said leading Emma round to the patio where the 5-foot tank was propped up on wooden battens.
“That's perfect. It's just what we're looking for. Did you say you had lights and a pump to?”
“Yes, they're just in the kitchen on the table. I've tested them to make sure they still work.” I led Emma into the kitchen and switched on the lights and the pump to prove they worked.
“That’s perfect. I'll take it.”
As I packed the lights and pump into boxes I asked Emma if she'd like a cup of tea.
“Please, if it's no trouble. It's been a hell of a morning with my husband.”
“No trouble at all. Honestly.”
I put the kettle on and went out to retrieve my cold cup from outside to make myself a fresh one too.
“You saw my other ad too, here on your noticeboard.” Emma said pointing at the male model wanted ad I'd pinned there the day before. “I don't remember you calling about it?”
I hadn't really payed attention to the number but sure enough it was the same one I'd called Emma on about the fish tank. I explained that I’d been planning on calling later in the week after clearing out the garage and hadn't even appreciated it was her number. After making the tea I carried the cups out to the patio so we could sit in the sun.
“I run an art class and we do life drawing but it's proving difficult to find models around here.” Emma explained. “It would be a great help if you were interested. Have you done any sitting before? She asked
“No, but I would be interested to give it a go. What sort of students do you have.”
“Oh, I’m sure you'd like them. Bored rich women mostly.” she laughed “You'd have to be pretty thick skinned though as they can be a bit of a handful. It's why we struggle to get suitable models as the students don't always, how can I put this, behave themselves.”
I was intrigued so as we drank our tea I asked her what she meant.
“I'm not trying to put you off but our last model quit after one of the ladies kept opening her legs during the class trying to turn him on.” she laughed
“What, he quit because of that? Seriously?”
“Yes. He had trouble, controlling himself and quit at the end of the class. Would that bother you Dick?”
“You’re kidding right? I'd see that as a perk. When can I start?” I replied causing Emma to burst out laughing.
“If you’re serious I have a class Tuesday night, how about you give it a try. It would be a baptism of fire though I have to warn you.” Lowering her voice Emma added “The same flasher lady will be there and she really tries hard to get a 'reaction' from the models.”
“Would it be a problem if she succeeded?” I asked.
Emma just laughed “Hun, it would make their week, trust me. It wouldn't be a problem at all.”
“Ok. I'll give it a try. I've got nothing to lose have I. If nothing else it'll be a life experience.”
Emma squealed and clapped her hands “Thanks Dick. I was getting really close to having to cancel. Are you sure you’re Ok with getting naked in front of the ladies?”
It was my turn to laugh now “That's not a problem Emma, honestly.”
“And it won't embarrass you if one of the ladies makes you react in front of everyone?”
“Not as long as you and the other students don’t mind Emma?”
Emma squealed again and thanked me writing down the address and her mobile number before asking one last time, “And you’re positive being naked isn't going to be an issue for you? I've had models back out at the last minute when it comes to actually stripping off.”
“Emma, do you want me to prove it? Honestly I'm fine about it.”
“Well, if you're offering. Why don't you let me take a quick look now, if that's ok?”
I looked at her and just shrugged shaking my head as I stood up and pushed down my shorts leaving me naked in front of her. I very rarely wear underwear so all I’d had on were the shorts.
“See! It's really not a problem, I won't be backing out Emma. Satisfied now.”
“Oh yes. Very. I mean the girls will be, very satisfied.” Emma stammered. I sat back down again and carried on drinking tea leaving my shorts just lying on the floor.
“So, how long have you been running these classes?” I asked carrying on like nothing had happened.
“The next one will only be the 2nd I've done here. We've just moved here from London where I'd ran classes for 3 years. Most of the ladies attending this week have been to previous workshops. They’re coming specially to support my new business.”
“Wow. They've come all the way from London for an evening's art class?” I asked her surprised.
“No, not just the art class. We own the Wellness Spa just past the next village, the life class is just one of a week’s activities. We offer facials, mud baths, massage and all the usual things along with meditation and yoga classes. The life drawing is a little extra evening activity we thought would be fun for the girls. Getting a willing man has proven much harder than in London though so I hope you enjoy it, and maybe become our regular model?”
“I’m sure I'll enjoy it Emma but I guess we’ll find out Tuesday. Do you and your husband run it together then?”
“No. John has no interest in the business. He made his money in the city and wanted to retire and play golf so when I found the Wellness Spa for sale I suggested we move here. He can play golf all day and I'd run the business.”
“How's it going so far?”
“We haven't been open long so still learning the ropes really, it's a big change from what I done in London. My friend Trish is up helping out at the moment and so far, were having a blast. It's been like a girl’s holiday to be honest. Neither of our husbands have any interest and we practically live on site having as much fun as the guests, don’t tell my husband I said so.” she said smiling.
“Don't you live at the Spa then?”
“No. We have a house 5 miles down the road but as I said I've hardly spent any time there yet.” she said now laughing.
The whole time we chatted I noticed Emma kept glancing down at my body more than looking in my eyes. Several times I caught her looking at my cock and when she eventually looked up I smiled at her, just to let her know I'd caught her.
“You really are comfortable being naked aren't you Dick.”
“Yes. If I'm honest, I kind of enjoy it, but don't tell anyone I told you.” I replied winking at her.
“I'm glad you called about the fish tank. It's been fate meeting you today. I hate to ask as we've only met but would you mind helping install the fish tank at the Spa? I'll pay you for your time.”
“No, I don't mind Emma, and you don't need to pay me anything. I'll be glad to help.”
“Oh thanks. If you won't take any money maybe you'd like to use of the facilities at the Spa?”
I laughed saying “I'm not really a mud bath kind of guy, but thanks for the offer.”
“We've got a pool, sauna and steam rooms as well. You’re welcome to use those if a facial isn’t your thing.”
“Won't the guest object to some strange man in a women's health spa?” I asked.
“The guest won't be checking in until around 9pm tonight so you'd have the run of the place until then. There's only me and Trish there at the moment.”
“Ok, thanks it's a deal. That sounds great.”
We'd finished our tea now and I offered to load the car for Emma and then follow her and setup the tank.
“Thanks Dick, you're a lifesaver. You'd best pop some pants on first though.” Emma grinned.
“Oh god. I'd forgotten I was naked. The neighbours would have got a bit of a shock.” I laughed.
Emma popped the boot of her car and after dropping the seats I loaded the tank, lights and pumps into the back.
“I'll just go and find some swimming trunks. Give me a few minutes.”
Emma leaned closer to me and almost whispered “Dick, the place is empty apart from me and Trish, you don't need to wear anything, if you don't want to.”
I smiled back at her “Well, there's an offer I can't refuse. Lead the way, I'll be right behind you.”
I locked up the house and didn't even pick up my t-shirt before following Emma out into the countryside to the spas private grounds wearing nothing but a pair of shorts.
Chapter 2
I'd never been to the Spa before but had driven past it several times being only 15 minutes down the road from home. It had extensive grounds but once inside realised how beautiful it was. From the road you can't really tell.
As we got out of the car Trish came out of reception wearing a white uniform, the type that seems fairly common in spas and looks a little like a nurse’s outfit.
“Trish, this is Dick. He's come to help put the tank in, and he's maybe going to be working here part time.”
“Hi Dick, pleased to meet you. What's Emma talked you into?” Trish said holding out her hand.
“Dick's agreed to be our model for the life classes.” Emma beamed.
“Has she warned you what happened to the last one?” Trish said with barely contained laughter.
“Of course I have Trish, what do you take me for? I told Dick all about what happened. He doesn't have a problem with it, in fact I think he's looking forward to it, aren't you Dick?”
“Pleased to meet you Trish, Yeah Emma's told me all about it. Sounds fun to me.” I laughed.
“Trish. Can you show Dick where the tanks going? I have to nip out and collect the booze, I'll be back in an hour or two.”
“Sure. I'll look after him. Make sure you get plenty. I think we’re going to need it, even if the guests don't.” Trish told Emma.
“Oh Trish, I've offered Dick use of the facilities once he's finished installing the tank. There's only me and you here and as we're going to be seeing a lot of Dick during the art classes I've said he can make use of everything naked today. You’re Ok with that aren't you?” Emma said laughing and winking at Trish.
“Oh, that’ll brighten my day.” Trish said smiling. “Ok. Let's get you to work Dick. The sooner you start the sooner we can get you out of those shorts. This way.”
The tank was going in the mud room, opposite two large baths filled with mud. I have to admit the idea of climbing in a bath of mud doesn't appeal to me at all.
With two of us working the tank was installed, filled and all setup ready to await the fish in just over an hour. During that time, I'd learned Emma and Trish were both in their early forties and had known each other since childhood. Emma's husband was a lot older than her and had been some high finance guy in the city and made millions over the years but despite being rich was a 'boring arsehole', Trish's words. Trish was down to earth and a lovely woman.
Trish’s husband was still down in London and she hadn't decided yet if moving here and working for Emma full time was going to happen. For now, she was just helping out and treating it as a holiday to see how things went.
“Trish.” we heard Emma shout through “can you come and help unload the car.”
“Duty calls.” Trish said. “Coming.” she shouted. “The pools through that way.” she pointed “You can't miss it. Help yourself and I'll come and admire the view once we've unloaded.” she smirked.
“I'll give you a hand unloading the car. There's plenty of time before your clients turn up.” I replied following her through to reception and outside.
“How are you getting on.” Emma asked.
“All done. I tried to send him off for a swim but he insisted on helping unload the car first.” Trish responded.
“Thanks Dick, but you really don't have to. You've done more than enough already.” Emma said.
“It’s no problem Emma. Many hands make light work. I'll enjoy the pool and steam room even more after some heavy lifting.”
The three of us carried the bottles, cans and assorted other shopping through to the bar and storeroom, stacking everything neatly as we chatted getting to know each other better.
On the way through to the storeroom we passed a large floor to ceiling window overlooking the rear garden. In the centre was a large octagonal summer house pavilion type structure. It had glass sides which Emma told me could be opened up in nice weather and that was where they held the yoga, meditation and the life drawing classes.
“Emma's spent a small fortune setting this place up.” Trish added “Well her husband did, god bless his boring cotton socks.” she laughed.
“Trish. Don't let him hear you saying that.”
“How's he going to hear? There's only the three of us here. We could run around naked calling him Boring Bob all afternoon and he'd be none the wiser.”
Both girls burst out laughing. “If you don't stop threatening that I'll make you do it one day.”
I guess this wasn't the first time Trish had used that same taunt.
As we humped the boxes through Emma and Trish were asking each other what jobs were left to do.
“Are all the rooms made up Trish?”
“Yes, and fresh flowers in each.”
“Did you remember the chocolates on the pillows, and stack the mini bars?”
“Yes, after the 5th time you reminded me.”
“Towels?”
“Yup. Pool area, mud room, steam room and Jacuzzi. All stocked up with fresh clean ones.”
This went on until the last of the boxes were unpacked and everything neatly put away in the storeroom, or laid out in the bar.
“So, everything's done! All we need now are the guests.” Emma declared.
“4 hours to spare. We’re finally getting the hang of this.” Trish beamed a wide smile.
“Well Dick. Want the guided tour?” Emma asked.
“Thanks. If I'm not keeping you from anything? That would be great. It looks an incredible place.”
“We've got everything finished in plenty time. Come on Trish lets show Dick our new toy.” she grinned. “You've seen reception, the bar and kitchen already, oh and the mud room. Shall we start with one of the guest rooms Trish?”
“As long as it's not the one I've been using Trish. It's a tip. Dick will think I'm a slob.” she laughed.
Emma led the way to the guest room area and swiped her master key on a wristband to open the electronic lock.
“The guests are issued with an RFID wristband for the rooms and charging food and drink to their bill.”
“Bit fancy isn't it? What's wrong with good old-fashioned credit card type keys.” I asked.
“Well they don't have anywhere to keep a plastic card. Wristbands work better for us.” Trish told me.
“Why?” I asked.
“Oh, I never told you, did I? We're a naturist spa. The guests don't have any pockets.”
“That's why we never have to worry about our husbands turning up out of the blue. They know they’re banned as it’s 'ladies only', except for you now that is.” Trish winked at me.
“You mean I'll be the only man here with 10 naked ladies?” I asked
“Yes.” Emma said with a big smile. “Only there will be 12 of us, not 10. You've not counted me and Trish.”
“Oh, this job just keeps getting better.” I laughed “Don't suppose you want to make it a full-time offer do you. I could start right away.” I joked.
“Well, I was beginning to wonder when you were going to get those shorts off.” Trish giggled. “I was promised a naked man hours ago.” she said laughing and folding her arms looking at me.
I've never been shy so placing my hands in the waistband of my shorts said “Well ladies. I won't keep you waiting any longer.” then pulled my shorts down slowly. Trish moved to stand directly in front of me and gave an appreciative look up and down as I stood naked in front of her. “Nice find Em.”
“Not bad is he. I gave him a once over on his patio and I knew he would be the right for the job.”
“You mean you got him to strip off when all you went for was to buy a fish tank? How do you do it girl?” Trish laughed placing her hand lightly on Emma's arm.
“Give us a twirl then.” Trish asked.
I held out my arms palm upwards, bent slightly at the elbow, and slowly turned around twice for them. “Satisfied ladies?”
“Not yet, but I'm sure I will be.” Trish replied now gripping onto Emma's arm with both hands.
“Trish! Behave. At least give him chance to settle in first before starting with the innuendo.” Emma gasped at her friends’ comment.
“Trish. I hope I get the chance to prove my satisfactory performance to you,” then turning to face Emma “to satisfy both of you actually. I'll be your model employee.” I said laying it on thick before bursting out laughing.
“Oh Dick. So gallant. I'm sure you’re going to fit right in here.” Trish then made a V shape with her hands letting them fall in front of her before opened them suggestively in front of her crotch. To me she was clearly indicating she was referring to her pussy.
All three of us were now laughing loudly and with a tear running down her cheek Emma said “Dick's going to be perfect for us. I knew as soon as I saw him, well after he stripped off anyway.”
We were moving along the corridor back towards reception when Emma stopped outside one of the rooms and swiped her wrist band to open it “Hold on. I just want to get changed, won't be a minute.”
Leaving the door wide open Emma stood in the middle of the room and reached around behind her unzipping her dress and shrugging it off her shoulders letting it fall to the floor.
I saw the movement from the corner of my eye and turned to face her watching as she unfastened her bra and threw it on the bed before bending over with her arse pointing at me before pulling down her knickers. Her legs were parted enough for me to get a quick glimpse of her pussy lips before she stood up straight again.
My cock was reacting to the sight in the only way it knew how and I felt it star to grow.
Emma turned to face us and started massaging her naked breasts “I hate wearing bras. They are so tight. It feels great to get that off.”
Watching her rubbing her breasts was quickening my impending erection and it didn't escape Trish' s attention.
“She's got fantastic tits hasn't she Dick.”
“Nice arse as well.” I replied winking at Trish.
“Will you two stop talking about me like I'm not here.” Emma interrupted.
“Sorry Em. We were just complimenting you on your nice tits.” Trish said, “And nice arse.” I added
“Dick seems to like them, he's already showing his appreciation.” she said to Emma and winked at me.
“I heard you the first time.” Emma laughed “What are you two? A double act already? And I can see Dick's appreciation, it's hard to miss really, the girls are going to love Dick.”
“Well I was kind of hoping we might make it a nice threesome rather than a double act.” I replied cheekily
Trish held up her hand for high fiving me before smacking my bare arse, this only encouraged by rapidly swelling cock to grow harder. “You’re a naughty boy Dick, but I like you.” she laughed.
Emma grabbed a robe and slipped it over her shoulders leaving it unfastened. “Come on Laurel and Hardy. Let's finish the tour.”
Trish turned, looked me in the eye and said “Did she just call one of us fat? I'm not fat, and you’re certainly not. She must need her eyes tested.” Then she slipped her arm through mine and we walked along behind Emma following down through reception towards the pool area.
My cock was almost fully erect now and bobbed as we followed Emma to the pool. Trish released my arm taking my hand instead and led me over towards 3 steam rooms, a sauna and a large Jacuzzi which was easily big enough for 20 people.
“Wow. This is incredible. Can I move in?” I exclaimed.
Trish was stripping off her clothes beside me hanging them up “Everyone has that reaction when they come here for the first time.”
“I haven't cum yet.” I couldn’t resist replying.
Trish burst out laughing “Bad boy, you just wait Dick.”
Emma had taken off her robe and when she heard me turned to Trish saying “I blame you for this Trish. You got him started.”
“Actually Em, I think it was you that got him going. His cock wasn’t hard till you started flashing your tits and arse.” Trish replied laughing. All three of us were flirting, joking and getting along like a house on fire.
“Come on let's all just relax in the steam room for a while.” Emma Said holding open the door for the three for us to enter.
Of the two ladies Emma was what you would describe as the most classically beautiful. She had striking looks and immaculate hair. Some of her looks were obviously enhanced where Trish had a more natural beauty, curvy in all the right places with a gentle sag to her boobs which I find very attractive.
Of the two of them Trish was to me the more attractive, but the best thing about them was they were incredibly fun to be around. Today I guess we’d call them MILFs or Cougars.
Despite the money Emma had she hadn't always been rich. They told me they’d grown up in the east end and back then didn't have any money at all, Trish still didn't but since Emma met and married a rich guy she took care of Trish.
Emma's husband only really wanted a trophy wife to show off at functions. He didn't pay Emma much attention however he lavished her with gifts and clothes and indulged her business ideas only ever expecting her company at social functions to show off to his peers. “Boring Bob.” Trish finished after Emma had told me all about her husband.
I told her he must be mad ignoring her like that but I was glad in a selfish way otherwise I probably wouldn't be sitting here with two very attractive ladies having such a great time.
“Well it certainly looks like you’re having a great time from what we can see doesn't it Em.” Trish laughed. “Can't hide that in here.”
“Why would I want to hide it? Doesn't seem bother either of you? And besides, neither of you are really helping me control it sat like that.” I winked.
The two girls were sat opposite me and neither of them were acting very ladylike. Their legs were parted giving me a fantastic view of their perfectly smooth waxed pussies. Emma had a tight little slit while Trish had large, swollen lips with a clit that was visible across the room.
Both girls also had very erect nipples despite the heat and I hoped that was something to do with my naked body and hard cock.
Trish clamped her legs shut laughing “I was just testing you to see how’ll you'll cope posing. Our flasher will be doing this all the time Dick. You passed the test by the way Dick, well done. Stephanie’s going to meet her match with you on Tuesday. Have a wank before the class, make her work for it and have some fun before she gets you hard.” Trish said laughing.
“Trish! you’re outrageous, you can't tell the staff to have a wank before work!” Emma said elbowing her friend.
“I'm here to learn ladies, I'll take all suggestion onboard.”
“If you need a hand, let me know Dick.” Trish said.
If it were possible my cock became even harder. It sounded to me like Trish just offered to give me a hand job before work? She'd let her legs fall apart again wider than before and I’m sure her pussy lips were more swollen and glistening with moisture now after discussing my cock.
“Do you want to see where you'll be posing Dick?” Emma asked.
“Sure. It's getting a bit hot in here.” I replied. Emma stood and held out her hands to help me up. I didn't need help but I wasn't going to pass on an opportunity to touch her.
As I stood she pulled me firmly towards her managing to throw me a little off balance so I had to put one foot forward to the side of her so as not to lose my balance. Our bodies gently collided leaving my cock pressed against her tummy and her breasts pressed to my chest.
I released her hands putting mine on her hips to steady myself as she dropped hers down sliding them around my body and digging her nails into my bare arse pulling me even closer to her.
“Oops.” she giggled before relaxing her grip on my arse and backing away no more than a couple of inches. “I don't know my own strength sometimes.”
“No harm done.” I said dropping my hands to her arse and gently squeezing. She moved her hands to my chest and began rubbing them up and down my body as I kneaded her buttock while we looked into each other's eyes.
Trish moved behind me and I felt her breasts pressed to my back then her arms wrap around me pulling us tightly together.
“Team hug.” Trish said then I felt her soft lips kissing my back and shoulders.
Tingles shot up my spine as Trish kissed me. With each kiss I squeezed Emma's arse and my cock throbbed eliciting moans from Emma.
This didn't last long but long enough for me to realise we would soon be much closer, all of us.
“Come on, let's go out to the garden.” Emma said. The girls each took one of my hands and we walked out of the steam room, past the pool then into the garden through the glass doors and walked hand in hand across the lawn to where I'd be posing on Tuesday evening.
This building also had floor to ceiling glass doors and we slipped inside closing it behind us. It was warm outside but we’d all felt a slight chill after the heat of the steam room so it was nice to get inside with the warm sun beating through the large expanse of glass.
“Well. What do you think?” Emma asked
The room was large with enough space for at least 30 people to do yoga. The extensive glass allowed in lots of natural light and each pane was fitted with blinds so the light could be controlled.
“This is fantastic. Not a bad office is it?” I replied as I walked around fully erect examining the space. Easels were set up in a semi-circle around a chez lounge made of leather. The room was ready for the life class.
I lay down and tried to strike what I thought was a typical model pose “How's this then?”
The two girls just started laughing. I needed a little coaching before Tuesday.
Emma walked over to a cupboard and took out an expensive looking digital camera.
“Let's show you how to pose and give you some practise. I'll print out some pictures then so you can practise at home. Ok?”
“Ok. I'm in your hands ladies, just show me what to do.”
“Trish, show him a few poses first then we can get Dick to try.”
I stood up and let Trish take my place then watched as she demonstrated while Emma took pictures of Trish. “Ok Dick, your turn now.”
I sat down and tried to copy one of the poses Trish had demonstrated. “Trish, help him out will you.” Emma asked not quite satisfied with my attempt.
Trish came over and made minor adjustments to my arms and legs. As her hands maneuverer my body it caused my cock to throb and once she was finally happy with my position she made one last adjustment. Taking a firm hold of my cock she stroked it before positioning it just so before standing back.
“Perfect. These are great.” Emma said snapping away moving around me. She didn't even mention her friend touching my hard cock. “Trish, get Dick into a different pose.”
Trish half explained and half man handled me again until she was satisfied.
“That's it. Hold just there.” Emma said taking more pictures from several angles.
“Ok. One more then we’ll go and print them for you use to practise at home.”
“Got any ideas for one more Trish?”
“I’ve got one I'd like to try.” Trish grinned before coming over and kneeling down.
Trish took a firm grip of my cock and lowered her mouth down around it and gave me a blowjob.
Emma took several pictures as Trish's lips slid up and down my cock while her hands caressed my balls and thighs This wasn't posing, or even practising.
“Fuck Trish. This is really turning me on. The girls would love it, but it's more of an erotic photography class than still life. Not a bad idea though.” Emma said.
Letting my cock fall from her lips she continued stroking my cock “And my husband would kill me if the girls took photographs of me sucking a big cock back to London, if he found out. Maybe we should keep this just between us?” she grinned.
“You could always let the guests do it themselves, for their own private collections.” I offered.
Emma laughed “Don't worry Dick, I can think of one or two of them you won't be able to stop sucking your cock even when you’re trying to pose.”
“Trish, take the camera. It's my turn.” Emma said handing over the camera and taking her friends place. Emma's lips felt just as good as Trish while her tongue tickled the underside of my cock before she asked me to sit up then pressing her tits around my shaft gave me a tit wank while Trish took more pictures.
I could feel my orgasm approach and warned Emma she was going to make me cum if she continued. Taking my cock into her hand again she stroked my shaft faster telling Trish to make sure she didn't miss this shot.
Trish had the camera on rapid fire now as her friend, her boss, opened her mouth ready to receive my hot sticky load. Several jets of cum shot from me the camera capturing every frame of it filling Emma's mouth and coating her face in sperm until it was dripping from her chin onto her breasts.
Using her fingers to wipe it off her face she moved it into her mouth licking them clean and swallowing my cum.
“Let's go back to the room and look at the pictures.” Emma said smiling up at me as I helped her off her knees.
Once in her room we lay on the bed together while Emma transferred all the pictures to her laptop. Opening the pictures, the girls picked out 10 examples and sent them to the printer so I could take them home to help practise before Tuesday. Emma also printed out pictures of both her and Trish sucking my cock, 3 copies so we could each have one.
Seeing the photographs printed out my cock was soon growing again and in no time, I had another erection.
Trish was the first to notice and wrapped her hand around it playing with my shaft and balls as Emma continued to flick through the pictures on the laptop beside us. Trish sucked my cock again before straddling me and guiding my cock between her swollen lips and sitting down until it was deep inside her wet pussy.
She slowly rode my cock while I played with her breasts. Beside us Emma was watching my cock slide in and out of her best friend’s pussy. Her hand dropped between her thighs and she started rubbing her clit masturbating to the live sex show taking place beside her.
Reaching over I joined in sliding two fingers into her cunt as she rubbed her clit while Trish was fucking me. Trish was moaning louder and slamming herself down on me as I thrust up my hips to meet her and it wasn't long before we heard her say “Oh fuck. Fuck. Fuck me. Harder. I'm cumming.” then let out a loud scream as her orgasm coursed through her body and she eventually collapsed on top of me.
When she had enough energy to roll off me she lay on her back breathing heavily as Emma took her place and my cock filling her tight slit as she fucked me until her own orgasm exploded and then collapsed exhausted beside Trish.
Chapter 3
Tuesday at work was endless. Since I woke up that morning all I’d been able think about was the evening ahead. From when I'd got home from the Spa on Sunday I hadn't been able to stop thinking about what may happen next Tuesday.
At around 12:45 I got a phone call from Emma.
“Hi Dick. Just checking you’re still ok for tonight?”
“Hi Emma. Are you kidding, I can't wait. I'm really looking forward to it.” I replied.
“Great. Listen, can you come around a little sooner, about 6pm? I know it's earlier than we agreed but Trish wants to see you before the class. She's got a few ideas she wants to discuss if that's ok.”
“Sure Emma. Happy to.”
“Great. One of us will come down to open the gates at 6. See you later Dick.”
“Will do. Bye Emma.”
When they had guests in residence the gates were secured to prevent anyone entering the premises, a sensible idea when you have a remote estate filled with naked women.
The rest of the afternoon my mind was filled with curious thoughts of what Trish wanted to talk about and the hours dragged by until work finally ended.
Once I was home I showered and had a shave and couldn't stop myself grinning. 'I must be the luckiest fucker on the planet right now' I thought my myself.
At 5:40 I jumped in the car and set off for what I hoped would be one of the most fun evenings of my life so far.
As I turned off the main road Trish checked it was me then unlocked the gates for me to drive inside. I stopped leaving her just enough room to close the gates behind me then she hopped into the passenger seat.
“Hi Dick. Looking forward to tonight?” she asked smiling.
“Can’t wait Trish I haven't been able to think of anything else all day.” I grinned.
“Park around back, you’re staff now so let's sneak you in the tradesman entrance and keep you out of sight until showtime.” she said with a mischievous grin.
“I could get used to making use of your tradesman’s entrance.” I said making Trish laugh.
Once we parked Trish led me up to her room, the one she’d been too afraid to show me on Sunday.
“Been tidying up?” I asked as we entered “no sign of a tip.”
“It's always this tidy actually. I had my dildos drying on the window ledge on Sunday.” she replied laughing “it wouldn't bother me if you saw them now.” I had to laugh.
“So, what's with the early start?” I asked wrapping my arms around her “are you going to give me that 'hand' you promised me to get ready?” I asked cheekily.
“All in good time.” she said kissing me lightly on the lips. “First though, how do you feel about shaving?”
Rubbing my chin, I said “I just had one. Have I missed somewhere?” then started looking round for a mirror to check.
“No.” she laughed “I mean shaving everything. Back, chest, legs, arse and especially your cock!”
I laughed “You mean a full back sack and crack?”
“Exactly. I thought it would be nice for the girls if you were fully shaved and we covered you in oil. What do you say?”
The thought of it made me grin “Well, if you want me to, I suppose it'll be ok. I might have to avoid the gym for a few week's though. I'll get some strange looks in the changing room.”
“Well, you could always use our gym until it grows back. After tonight I can't imagine anyone will complain if you drop by for a workout.”
Trish walked through to the bathroom returning with a large towel, razor, foam and a bowl of water. Laying the towel down on her bed she said “get em off then and lie down big boy, we haven't got all night.”
Slipping out of my clothes I lay down and let Trish get to work on my back, arse and legs. We chatted away learning more about each other as well as discussing how much fun we’d had on Sunday.
“Have you been practising your poses?” she asked.
“I tried. It's not easy knowing if you’re getting it right.”
“Don't worry, you’re in safe hands, I'll help you get settled. It's more important you’re comfortable though so don't let me bully you too much. you’re going to have to sit still for three hours, two one and a half hour sessions. Ok, backs done. Turn over so I can do the other side.” said Trish.
Turning to lie on my back I watched as Trish lathered my chest and then shaved it smooth, sponging it afterwards to check for stray hair. Next, she done my legs saving the best part until last.
As she rubbed the shaving foam all over my cock and balls I grew from a semi to full erection.
“That's better, makes it so much easier when it's hard.” she told me starting to shave around my crotch holding my stiff cock out of the way with her other hand.
It didn't take her long to finish removing all the hair then she got me to stand up so she could make sure everywhere was perfectly smooth free from stray hairs.
There was a knock at the door. “Are you two in there?” Emma called from outside.
“Yeah. Come on in.” Trish replied.
Emma let herself in with the master key to find me stood facing the door one leg up on the bed, totally naked with my smoothly shaved erect cock pointing at her and Trish down on her knees shaving the odd stray hair from my crack.
Emma walked in and burst out laughing at the sight before her while the door swung closed behind.
Trish looked up from between my legs smiling at Emma “Fucking awesome. No?
“His cock looks enormous.” was the first thing Emma said.
“Imagine how it's going to look once it's covered in oil and glistening.” Trish proudly announced.
“So, this is why you wanted Dick to come early.” Emma said “Great idea Trish. It looks good.”
“It? I'm in the room you know.”
“Oh hush. The ladies are talking now, you just stand there looking pretty.” Emma said laughing. I'm pretty sure this kind of sexist comment wouldn't be tolerated today, but this was the nineties.
“Right all done. You can put your foot down now Dick.” Trish said standing up “Give us a twirl so I can admire my handy work.”
As I turned around for them Trish and Emma both agreed this had been an excellent idea and thanked me for being game enough to agree.
“Dick, go and jump in the shower love and rinse off so we can get you coated in oil. This has taken longer than I thought. We've only got 10 minutes before the class starts.” Trish told me.
“That's what I was coming up to tell you. I thought I'd catch the two of you fucking each other and not have noticed the time.” Emma laughed.
Trish faced her with a mock expression of shock “Emma, as if I would. What kind of girl do you take me for?”
“A slutty one.” Emma said.
“You’re no better you cheeky cow.” Trish replied light-heartedly.
I left the friends to it and quickly rinsed off in the shower coming back into the bedroom towelling myself dry.
“No time for that, ditch the towel. We need to get the oil on Dick.”
Emma and Trish both held bottles of oil and began pouring it all over me and rubbing it in. It felt heavenly. They worked their way down from my shoulders both converging at my cock at the same time and spent longer than strictly necessary making sure it was well coated before finishing with my legs.
“Emma. You go and get the girls ready and I'll bring Dick down in 5 minutes.” Trish said.
As Emma left Trish said “I can't wait to see their faces when I walk you in looking like this.”
“I thought I was supposed to get a wank, I mean have a wank, beforehand so I wasn't hard right away?” I asked.
“Oh, fuck that. Let's give them hard cock, it's what they all really want, and me.” she laughed.
We had 5 minutes to kill and Trish did give a hand job but it very slow and sensual to ensure I didn't get over excited. “Come on. Emma should have them all outside now. We can go and watch through the window till she's ready.” Trish said opening the door for me and reluctantly freeing my cock.
There was a large mirror on the wall in the corridor and even I had to admit I was looking good. My whole body was glistening, really showing off the definition of my figure to its best. My cock, well it did look enormous, compared to normal, now it was shaved and very well coated in oil. Emma had been right. As soon as I saw myself like this I swore to shave every day from this day forward. Twenty (mumble mumble) years later and it's a promise I've still kept.
We watched as Emma handed out white coats for them all to slip over their shoulders to try to keep the paint off themselves during class.
We could tell only a couple of them even bothered to fasten them. The others simply left them gaping open. I might be about to flaunt myself naked in front of a group of women but at least most of them were practically naked too.
“Right. Time to get your game face on.” Trish said as we saw all the ladies taking their seats at an easel.
Just before we walked outside Trish gave my cock one last stroke.
“That was just to keep you going.” she grinned then led me across the garden to the studio.
As Trish opened the door leading me inside Emma was saying “.. and tonight, we have Dick for your pleasure.”
All eyes were suddenly on me. Several of the girls were nudging the ones beside them whispering. One or two took their glasses down from the top of their heads to get a better look. One of them, yes Stephanie the flasher, was sat at the very front of the class spreading her legs wide apart said “we can see that Emma, you can't miss Dick. But what's the handsome gentleman's name?”
Everyone in the room laughed. Trish leaned over and whispered in my ear “You ok?”
I just grinned like a Cheshire cat “What do you think?”
“Ladies, this is Dick's first time....” Emma started to say before Stephanie interrupted her again “Oh I do love a virgin.”
“Stephanie, behave yourself or I'll get Dick to spank you, and don't think he won’t...” Emma said smiling before continuing “...please make him feel welcome. We hope he's going to become our regular model.”
Most of the ladies gave me a little wave and said “Hi Dick“
“Ok. Trish help Dick get into position then we can get started. I think maybe a 45 minutes session first as it's Dick's first time then break for 15 minutes so he can stretch out. Ok girls?”
There were murmurs of ascent from around the room as I lay down and Trish helped me into a position I thought I could hold ok and would make an interesting subject for them to draw.
Emma took a couple of photographs first so they could be sure to get me back into the same pose after the break then moved out of the way to allow the ladies to get started.
Emma moved around the room helping all the girls, answering any questions and giving advice on technique. Trish was stood at the side of the room and whenever she noticed me glancing her way would casually move her hand up to her face and mimic giving me a wank or a blowjob. She’d even use her tongue to push out her cheek. It was very hard not to laugh but I did poke my tongue at her to which she’d blow me a kiss before dropping her hands back to her sides looking all innocent. She was worse than Steph.
Stephanie was acting just as I'd been warned. She'd obviously chosen her seat well as she was positioned directly in my sight line and kept opening and closing her legs, sometimes dropping her hand between them and rubbing her clit. Each time she looked me in the eye I’d give her a little smile or after she rubbed her clit I blew her a kiss.
Still life does mean trying not to move but I was determined to have a little interaction with the artists studying me naked. The odd smile, blown kiss or jerk of my cock seemed to be appreciated and helped stop any boredom.
Stephanie wasn't the only one catching my eye though. Linda as she later introduced herself, would provocatively put the end of the brush in her mouth and slide it between her lips whenever she caught me looking at her. I noticed her quite a lot for two very good reasons.
She had large firm breasts which she'd occasionally caress as she studied me with her head cocked to one side or the other before getting back to her painting.
I wondered if I'd maintain an erection for 45 minutes having to sit so still like this but I really needn't have worried. Between watching the ladies flashing, flirting, and outright masturbating in some cases, coupled with my overactive imagination I had no trouble staying hard.
The hard part was staying still. My cock was constantly throbbing and moving of its own accord as the rest of me tried to be professional. No one seemed to complain about my constant throbbing erection though.
“Ok ladies. Let's take a break.” Emma called out. “There’s refreshments in the bar if anyone would like a snack or drink. Please make your way back in 15 minutes.” I could hardly believe 45 minutes had gone. This was too much fun.
Trish came over and tried to pull me up but with all the oil on my body I slipped right through her hands and she almost fell over backwards.
Once I saw she was ok and hadn't hurt herself I started laughing. “That was close, bit more slippery than the last time you pulled me Trish.”
“Oh, I don't know. You were well lubricated last time when we'd finished with you.” Trish grinned.
I stood up and stretched minor aches out of my body which caused my cock to jerk as I tensed every muscle before relaxing.
“Hi. I'm Linda. Nice to meet you Dick.” the attractive girl with gorgeous breasts who'd sucked on her brush said.
She'd taken off her coat and left it on the chair. She was beautiful and my cock reacted appreciatively as she spoke to me. She had an amazing sexy voice and I genuinely got goose bumps listening to her.
“Hi, Nice to meet you Linda, I'm Dick.” I replied taking her hand and kissing the back of it lightly.
“You did really well Dick, I wouldn't have guessed this was your first time.” She said to me before turning to Trish asking “where did you find him?”
“Believe it or not Emma bought a fish tank from him at the weekend. Got him doing a naked audition in his own back garden and hired him 10 minutes later.”
“Dick. Linda's one of my oldest friends. I've known her even longer than Emma. She married a rich prick just like Emma, but I don't hold it against them.” Trish said winking at Linda.
“Would you like to get a drink Dick?” Linda asked.
I was just about to accept when Trish interrupted “actually Linda, I need to talk to Dick for a few minutes. Why don't you go with the others and after class I'll introduce you both properly over a drink?”
Linda smiled, “Ok, I'll look forward to that.” she said smiling before walking off across the garden with the other girls leaving Trish and I alone.
“Was I that bad?” I asked Trish.
“What? No. It's not a talk about work.” she laughed “I just thought you might want a few minutes instead of having all the girls bothering you. How was it then? Enjoying it so far?”
“Fuck! You were trying to save me Trish? Thanks, but it's not me that needs saved from them, Linda might need saved from me though.” I grinned “This is even more fun than I'd thought it might be.”
“Sorry Dick. It's your first time so I just wanted to make sure you were ok.”
“I appreciate it Trish honestly.” I said before I took her in my arms and gave her a big hug and a kiss. She responded and soon our tongues were exploring each other's mouths as my cock was poking her stomach.
Pulling back Trish asked “Do you like Linda then?”
“I got goose bumps when she spoke to me.” I admitted.
“Aww Dick's in love.” Trish mocked.
“Lust more like! I'd fuck her everywhichway from Sunday right in front of the class.” I joked as I slapped Trish arse lightly.
“That I’d like to see. You’re a bad, bad boy.” Trish said kissing me more passionately.
We stopped kissing as the others were returning across the lawn towards us. By now only 2 of the girls still wore their white coats. The rest simply left them off. The ladies ranged in age from mid-twenties, with gorgeous young firm breasts, through to early sixties but they all appeared to take care of themselves. They might all be rich bored wives but I’d bet most of them were no stranger to the gym.
As the girls sat down Emma handed a print out of the picture she'd taken of me at the first sitting to Trisha and asked her to get me back into the same pose for the next session.
Once Trish was satisfied she stood back and asked “Well girls. Looks about right to me?”
Stephanie studied the picture and offered, predictably, “His cock isn't as hard as before.”
Trish studied the picture, then me. “You’re right Steph.” Trish knelt in front of me and with everyone watching began to masturbate me.
To begin with the room went silent, except for the sound of Trish's hand on my oiled cock. Then I heard chairs being pushed backwards and the ladies began to stand up to get a better look as the chatter in the room increased “His cock is so nice.”, “That's much bigger than my husbands.”, “lucky bitch.” were just a few of the comments I heard while enjoying the hand job.
Too soon Trish said “Ok. He's rock hard again now ladies.” and released my cock letting it slap noisily down to my stomach.
“Ladies. Sit down and let's continue shall we.” Emma said.
Stephanie was already seated and as I opened my eyes the first thing I saw was her frantically rubbing her clit. She was lost in herself and paying no attention to her surroundings. Just staring intently at my cock as she masturbated. I watched her as the other girls continued sketching, drawing and painting while she brought herself closer to orgasm.
Her breathing got heavier and her fingers sped up until she finally clamped her thighs tightly shut and moaned out loud. A few of the other girls giggled but otherwise everyone just continued their work.
5 minutes later Emma walked over to Stephanie who was still collapsed in her chair “Come on Steph, let's take you to your room.”
Trish had to help Emma get her up and then the two of them assisted her over to the main building.
Once Emma and Trish left it was like the office being left without a boss for an afternoon. No one was working. Everyone started talking about how much they needed fucked. I just lay there smiling to myself. There wasn't another man within 5 miles, if anyone was going to fuck one of these ladies tonight it only left me.
I had my eyes half closed when I heard Linda's soft and sexy voice close to my ear. “Dick. Do you mind if I feel for myself what Trish was playing with?”
I could barely reply as my mouth felt dry. It wasn't love like Trish had joked earlier but Linda’s voice was fucking horny. “Help yourself.” I managed to get out.
She immediately took hold of my cock and fondled my balls with her other hand as her hand while wanking my slippery shaft.
“You've got a gorgeous cock Dick, so hard.”
As she said cock what little hair was left on the back of my neck stood on end instantly and my cock throbbed uncontrollably.
“How does it feel Linda?” one of the others asked.
“Does it feel as nice as it looks?” another joined the questioning.
“It's wonderful.” Linda said causing my body to shiver all over. I could have listened to her all day, even without her masturbating me.
I felt another gentle hand rubbing my chest then slide down closer to Linda's hand until she joined in caressing my shaft. Two, then three more hands joined theirs and when I opened my eyes again I was literally surrounded by the entire group. Everyone was now touching me somewhere. My nipples were being caressed, my thighs, shoulders and more and more hands were around my groin area.
I just closed my eyes, moaning softly and enjoyed it while it lasted.
When Trish and Emma came back I heard Emma say “We can't leave you alone for 5 minutes can we?” Then the pair of them started laughing.
“Dick. Are you ok under there?”
“Yes miss.” I replied causing everyone to giggle.
I was surrounded by naked women. Inches from my mouth was an erect nipple so I done the only thing you'd expect in a situation like this and kissed it before sucking on it. Its owner let out a little squeal of delight. I had two hands so started exploring my surroundings with no idea who I was touching, but enjoying making the most of the situation.
“Linda?” I heard Trish call out.
“Yes miss.” she repeated my little joke.
“Dick told me on the last break he'd like to fuck you everywhichway from Sunday in front of the class.” she paraphrased me.
I felt one hand grip my cock tighter and guessed that must be Linda’s.
“Why don't you ladies give Dick and Linda some space and we can see if Dick's a man of his word.”
Women are so much more accommodating in situations like this and they all moved aside leaving Linda alone, still wanking me.
“Linda loves it doggy style. Fuck her hard Dick.” Emma said.
I got up and Linda knelt on the couch with her sexy arse in front of me. I positioned the head of my cock at the entrance to her pussy but before penetrating her I rubbed the head around her pussy before slowly, inch by inch, forcing it all the way inside until my hips were pressed against her soft cheeks.
Linda arched her back and pushed against me getting me as deep inside her cunt as she could. “Oh fuck. That feels so nice. I love your cock inside me.” she gasped.
That was it. Hearing her talk like that I couldn't hold back and started to slide in and out of her. Pulling my cock back until the head was just and no more still inside her before penetrating deeply again. I very gradually increased the pace over several minutes always pushing hard with the last inch causing her to gasp as I filled her entirely each time.
Her breathing was getting heavier with soft sobs and moans escaping her lips the faster my thrusting became.
I was oblivious to what was going on around me but Emma later told us that several of the ladies masturbated as they watched us fucking with more than one saying they wished someone would fuck them like that.
Yes, it was fucking, but it was considerate fucking and I really did want to give Linda a fuck she would remember as well as satisfying my own abject lust for this woman.
I caressed her breasts and pinched her nipples but when I started to rub her clit and pounded harder inside her I could tell she was getting close to cumming.
Her breathing became much heavier. She gasped “Oh yes. Yes. Yes. Yes....Yes....” then screamed and I felt a flood of juices gushing from her pussy.
My thighs and cock were soaked in her cream as I edged my cock slowly in and out, no more than an inch of movement keeping most of it buried deep in her cunt trying to prolong the intense pleasure for as long as possible.
She eventually collapsed over the raised part of the couch breathing heavily as though she'd just ran a marathon. As she collapsed away from me my cock quickly pulled out of her pussy soliciting one last gasp before Linda completely collapsed.
We got a round of applause and when the noise died down I said “Who's next?”
I had been half joking but one woman who's name I did not know, and never found out, desperately cried out “Me, finish me off please. I'm almost there.”
She sat on the couch and kneeling between her legs I thrust my cock deep inside her in one rapid push and fucked her hard and fast.
She was really close as I don't think it was more than 5 or 6 strokes before she cum and collapsed beside Linda. Both of them now gasping for air.
“Who wants to see Dick cum?” Emma asked.
There was a general agreement from everyone and I watched as Emma pulled the full-length zip down the front of her outfit and shrugged it off on to the floor leaving her naked.
She knelt in front of me and after sucking my cock for a few minutes proceeded to give me an intense hand job that soon ended with me covering her hair, face and tits in several thick blasts of cum.
Emma it turned out was one of those girls who really liked to be covered in spunk. Emma's a bukkaki queen.
Several of the ladies managed to finish themselves off watching me cum over Emma. Trish was the only one still wearing clothes now came over to Emma and started to lick my juices from her face and tits drinking as much of it down as she could.
The room had a strong smell of sex and we all suddenly became aware of the heat in the room. When someone suggested we abandon the art class and all go for a drink in the bar not one person objected.
Walking across the lawn back to the main building I had Linda holding me tightly on one side with Emma on the other.
“Let’s go via the showers.” Emma said “You made a bit of a mess Dick.”
Once we all cleaned up and settled into the bar several of the women only had one drink before retiring to bed exhausted so by 11pm only Emma, Trisha and Linda were left with me in the bar.
I'd taken Emma up on an offer of a room for the night so not having to worry about driving home I was half pissed by now. It hadn't occurred to me at the time that all the rooms were fully booked and the room she offered me was her own.
Before bed though Emma had one last request. She challenged me to make all three of them cum. I never turn down a challenge.
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, just to get double penetration and once you start moving your stimulating each other as much as the lady keeping you so tightly pressed together.
I started rocking my hips moving my cock slowly and Pete said “That feels odd. Nice odd.”
He joined in and carefully we settled into a rhythm our cocks sliding over each other rather than moving in unison inside Liz. Her pussy despite being so we'll stretched before still felt tight and we both felt her contract pulling or cocks tighter together when she reached orgasm.
Wendy had picked up my camera and got some close-up shots and declared “Got you a new wallpaper picture here Dick for when you get a new laptop.” before moving across the room to take more pictures to show Charlie. Why should he miss out on the fun just because he was at work?
Once Liz had finished with us Wendy buried her face in Liz's pussy and licked her to another orgasm as Pete finished himself off inside Wendy. I just sat watching, I'd grown to really enjoy watching Wendy between another woman's legs and wanted to savour it now more than ever before her and Pete moved away.
I think we might have eaten at some point that day but I'm not entirely certain. It turned into an all-day private party with more alcohol than your doctor would recommend for anyone's daily allowance. By the time Charlie got home we were pissed. It was too cold to sit outside today so the party stayed in my bedroom, I had the bigger bed, and after not finding Liz at home Charlie guessed correctly where to look next.
He walked into my bedroom to find her on her back with an empty bottle of champagne up her pussy, both mine and Pete's cocks in her mouth at the same time with Wendy sucking her nipples and playing with her tits.
“Hi Charlie. Fancy a drink?” Liz said.
There was nothing really funny about the words but you have to remember how d*unk we were. We all looked at the half hidden champagne bottle inside Liz and burst out laughing. The laughter increased when Liz pushed the bottle out of her pussy because she was laughing so much.
There was only one thing Charlie could do. Drink quickly and catch up before we got annoying. There's nothing worse than being the only sober person in the room when everyone else is pissed is there?
Pete got the redundancy money paid into his bank account on our next normal pay day, along with his salary.
The for-sale sign was up on the house days later after myself, Charlie, Liz and a few other mates all helped them paint and decorate ready for viewings.
They were in no rush to sell the house and simply gave the keys to the estate agent and said “Just accept the asking price, if it's offered. We're off to France house hunting.” and that was pretty much it. 2 days later they flew to Paris and spent a few days there with Estelle before all three of them went to view the properties on their short list.
I had a spare key to their place and popped round a couple of times a week to collect post and let them know if there was anything Important when they'd call to tell me how much fun they were having.
They'd only been gone 3 weeks when I got a call at home. “Dick. We think we've found the one. How soon can you fly out and take a look? We want your opinion.” It was Pete and he sounded excited.
would you have then? If Liz hadn't opened her big mouth?'
J: 'What?'
D: 'You know what
