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Maspalomas beach – is it a let down?
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This legendary place could be one of the best swingers locations in the world! Shouldn’t it be an all day party?
Fantastic nudist beach, a very cool and relaxed vibe, a great bar with brilliant music , everyone there for a good time and yet...
We always feel let down when we make our way home a 5pm!
I know we shouldn’t expect non stop shagging on the sunbeds, but any sort of flirting or making overtures to other couples gets very little response.
100 yards up the beach the gay guys are all cruising and getting to know each other and making plans for horny meetings later in the evening, but at our Kiosk I seem to spend my time avoiding the evil looks from stroppy Germans! 
Anyone else had similar experiences?
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"Got in before me samis,I'm a slow typer " Hey you!! I think people have a misconception that Kiosk 4 is heaving with swingers having public sex!  | |||
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"The facts stated above are that. It is NOT a swingers area. You can get arrested for having sex in public. There is a constant stream of passers by and the most have not a clue. I can imagine that the majority that go there like to sunbathe nude in sone way and do not go swinging. So this mythical place is just that...but sometimes there is a decent vibe at the beach hut" Well said  Discretion is key! | |||
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"Dunes in the evening normally if people are horny when heading back to the car park area or if they are in maspalomas and are heading back to the entrance at the camels ... so as someone said pot luck... but as there is often a lot of hangers on in the dune area ( if warm enough) it can spark interest in other passers by" This | |||
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"We have been going for a few years now, back in late September, it is more of a sunbathing area, fun behind the dunes as other people have said, we did have a play with a couple once, when we took sun beds at the back, that's was ok and plenty enjoyed watching us there, and even made a few dates with others, as for the Germans and other country's, we have found if you just talk to some of them, they are fine, we have even been invited to a few of there private Partys in there hotels a few times, so it's just a question of being friendly with people and talking to them, no matter where they are from, it's a problem a lot of English have abroad I am afraid." As someone with a foot in both camps I fully agree with the above.
I would add that what quite a few Brits tend to lump together as Germans are actually Dutch, Scandinavian, Swiss, Austrian, and yes a few Germans. | |||
"feck the dunes rather a nice bed "Yeah, that sands gets everywhere!  | |||
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"We met some great people down at Kiosk 4 when there earlier this year and made plans to meet them later, they just happened to be German & Dutch, but we were also talking to Spanish, Portuguese, Swedish & a few Brits. I go abroad to meet different people from different places and find that the kiosk is a good place to do this. A great chilled vibe and if you are prepared to put in the effort to talk to people from other countries, it can be amazing fun and not a let down in any way. As has been said, it's a public beach, with families, If you want more than this head to the adult beach at Cap D'Agde. Personally, I don't want to play in the sand, other than to build sandcastles, it hurts!" Spot on! | |||
"The problem arises because so many people who use websites like this regard Kiosk 4 as a milder, daytime version of the clubs ... Take a look at the messages on the many posts that are live on this site about visiting Gran Canaria. How many people say "I will be at Kiosk 4 in the daytime and the clubs at night"? Naturally people who are visiting GC for the first time will head straight for No.4 looking for a bit of excitement. Of course there isn't going to be any public sex, but the expectation that there will be a large swinging contingent is backed up on this very website. The vibe is actually far more relaxed and friendly at the gay kiosk...number 7." We have been going to GC regularly for 20+ years as a couple and seen the hype regarding Kiosk 4 rise steadily over the years on this forum. The reality being that when you finally get there the sunbeds are shite and worn, the sea is rough and to have a piss means to wander 500yds into the dunes risking losing your skin on the soles of your feet. Possibly layed next to you will be "Janice and Colin" from Cornwall who have saved like mad for their 2 weeks in "nirvana". Colin has spent the last 6 months reading the forums and posted daily about how they "can't wait" and asking "will Gran Canaria be ready for us", Janice is pleasantly unaware of Colin's plans that she's going to be having a trip to Kiosk 4 and that her floral bikini bought specially from H&M is not going to be needed, she's already modelled it numerous times in the mirror pulling down the top to see just how far it can go without showing her nipples. Colin will just make do with his Khaki shorts bought for a stag do in Lloret de Mar 10 years previous, he knows they won't be on long. Anyway, after arriving the previous day and spending the evening wandering around the Cita, passing the Comeback bar numerous times with Colin's eyes out on stalks they awoke to glorious sunshine. "I think we will go to the beach today love" says Colin, "ok" says Janice, so with that off they go in search of the beach. Colin knows exactly where they are going, he's spent hours on the forums planning the route. "How much further" says Janice after they've been walking half hour and still not seen sand, "just around the corner" says Colin thinking to himself that he's fucked up somewhere when looking at the map. Finally they reach the beach and turn right, Janice is now 50yds behind, sweating profusely, Colin although sweating profusely himself is focused, he's waited 6 months for this. After losing his flip flop countless times in the sand he finally reaches Kiosk 4, Janice still sweating is now 200 yes behind, her cork wedges wasn't the best idea for walking on sand. Colin surveys the view, he's a bit unsure he's at the right place, nobody is fucking, the average age is 60, the majority are overweight and he thinks most are foreigners because there isn't a Union Jack towel in sight. Not to worry though, he spots 2 spare sunbeds together, on the back row but it doesn't matter. Janice finally catches up and mutters the word "cunt" under her breath at him. They wander over to the free sunbeds, Colin makes eye contact with a few people and says "morning" to which they reply "morgen". Not to worry he thinks, the language of love is universal, his grandfather will forgive him after all the war was a long time ago. Janice puts down her Tesco bag for life which contains their towels, 5 bottles of sun cream and her kindle and his book. She looks around, and all she can see his naked bodies of varying sizes, what does stand out though is the wrinkles! Under her breath she hisses to Colin " Colin they are all naked, we are in a nudist area", Colin ruefully smiles and replies " are we love, ah well, when in Rome" and drops his Khaki shorts to the floor, un sticking his sweating balls from the side of his leg in doing so. His eyes, concealed behind his petrol station purchased sunglasses are scanning the full 360 degrees. Janice once again mutters the word "cunt" at him as she hastily sits down on her bed. This wasn't part of her plan. Colin removes his vest, reaches into the bag for life and pulls out a towel, and his fake Louis Vuitton man bag. The towel gets layed out perfectly before reaching into his man bag and pulls out his cordless White Dr Dre's and his Wilbur Smith book, on goes Bon Jovi at full volume. Colin sits with his sunbed back at 90 degrees to enable maximum viewing and puts his hands behind his head. His legs are open to allow the breeze to cool his sweating balls. Janice doesn't lay out her towel, she wraps herself in it and begins to struggle like 2 puppies fighting in a sack, she's getting undressed and attracting far more attention than she likes. Colin likes this. In one swift movement Janice spins round throws down her towel and lays down. The only other people to see her naked before have been her Mother and Colin, she once went topless in Corfu for a bet when she was 19 though. Unlike Colin she lays fully flat, her legs tightly closed. She somehow manages to reach into the bag for life and pull out the factor 50, she isn't taking chances! Colin meanwhile coats himself in Coconut oil paying particular attention to his flaccid cock. For the next hour Janice reads her Kindle, Colin pretends to read his Wilbur Smith, only realising after half hour it's upside down. Bon Jovi continues to play. The breeze is quite brisk, sand is in the air, Colin's cock has taken on the look of cylindrical sandpaper and a small "dune" has formed under Janice's ample bosum. Colin's attention is drawn to Janice waving her arm and mouthing to him, "what" he shouts, totally forgetting the fact that Bon Jovi are deafening him, "you want a piss"? Everyone looks now knowing that Janice needs a wee. Colin removes his Dre's and tells Janice the only place to go is in the dunes. She mildly protests before putting back on her flowered bikini whilst still laying down. Colin is staying naked, although he puts on his flip flops. Part 2 of his plan is coming to fruition! Off they head into the dunes, it isn't long before Janice discovers the sand is hot, very hot intact and begins to develop a walk like a very fast Flamingo to avoid her feet being in contact with the sand. Colin this time is lagging behind has he keeps losing his flip flop. Colin notices they are being followed by 7 single guys, all aged 40 plus, naked apart from T shirts and a rucksack. Part 2 is now definitely coming to fruition, after all Janice did tell him she'd like 5 black guys, on this occasion 7 brown guys will have to suffice though. Janice finally finds sanctuary in a small bush in the dunes and squats down to finally gain comfort by emptying her somewhat full bladder. Mid piss she looks up, in front of her furiously wanking semi flaccid cocks are 7 guys. Colin stands to one side, only he isn't flaccid he's more excited than he's ever been. Colin in his excitement begins to wank too, only he's forgotten that his cock his like sandpaper and it only takes 3 or 4 jerks for a layer of skin to come off. Up jumps Janice her face like thunder, and walks back past a now not so excited Colin. As she does so she once again mutters the word "cunt". Back at the sunbeds a period of silence ensues as Janice refuses to speak to Colin. This gives Colin time to reflect about everything he's read about Kiosk 4 and the dunes of Maspalomas.......it's a myth, it's grossly exaggerated, it's a fucking long walk, it's very hot, there's no toilets and it's full of wrinkly old Germans. He decides never to believe everything he reads ever again!!!! | |||
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The thing is, when we go to GC in October it is inevitable that we will make the pilgrimage to Kiosk 4, only this time I will go out of my way to find Janice, buy here a drink and have a friendly word in her ear!! | |||
"The problem arises because so many people who use websites like this regard Kiosk 4 as a milder, daytime version of the clubs ... Take a look at the messages on the many posts that are live on this site about visiting Gran Canaria. How many people say "I will be at Kiosk 4 in the daytime and the clubs at night"? Naturally people who are visiting GC for the first time will head straight for No.4 looking for a bit of excitement. Of course there isn't going to be any public sex, but the expectation that there will be a large swinging contingent is backed up on this very website. The vibe is actually far more relaxed and friendly at the gay kiosk...number 7. We have been going to GC regularly for 20+ years as a couple and seen the hype regarding Kiosk 4 rise steadily over the years on this forum. The reality being that when you finally get there the sunbeds are shite and worn, the sea is rough and to have a piss means to wander 500yds into the dunes risking losing your skin on the soles of your feet. Possibly layed next to you will be "Janice and Colin" from Cornwall who have saved like mad for their 2 weeks in "nirvana". Colin has spent the last 6 months reading the forums and posted daily about how they "can't wait" and asking "will Gran Canaria be ready for us", Janice is pleasantly unaware of Colin's plans that she's going to be having a trip to Kiosk 4 and that her floral bikini bought specially from H&M is not going to be needed, she's already modelled it numerous times in the mirror pulling down the top to see just how far it can go without showing her nipples. Colin will just make do with his Khaki shorts bought for a stag do in Lloret de Mar 10 years previous, he knows they won't be on long. Anyway, after arriving the previous day and spending the evening wandering around the Cita, passing the Comeback bar numerous times with Colin's eyes out on stalks they awoke to glorious sunshine. "I think we will go to the beach today love" says Colin, "ok" says Janice, so with that off they go in search of the beach. Colin knows exactly where they are going, he's spent hours on the forums planning the route. "How much further" says Janice after they've been walking half hour and still not seen sand, "just around the corner" says Colin thinking to himself that he's fucked up somewhere when looking at the map. Finally they reach the beach and turn right, Janice is now 50yds behind, sweating profusely, Colin although sweating profusely himself is focused, he's waited 6 months for this. After losing his flip flop countless times in the sand he finally reaches Kiosk 4, Janice still sweating is now 200 yes behind, her cork wedges wasn't the best idea for walking on sand. Colin surveys the view, he's a bit unsure he's at the right place, nobody is fucking, the average age is 60, the majority are overweight and he thinks most are foreigners because there isn't a Union Jack towel in sight. Not to worry though, he spots 2 spare sunbeds together, on the back row but it doesn't matter. Janice finally catches up and mutters the word "cunt" under her breath at him. They wander over to the free sunbeds, Colin makes eye contact with a few people and says "morning" to which they reply "morgen". Not to worry he thinks, the language of love is universal, his grandfather will forgive him after all the war was a long time ago. Janice puts down her Tesco bag for life which contains their towels, 5 bottles of sun cream and her kindle and his book. She looks around, and all she can see his naked bodies of varying sizes, what does stand out though is the wrinkles! Under her breath she hisses to Colin " Colin they are all naked, we are in a nudist area", Colin ruefully smiles and replies " are we love, ah well, when in Rome" and drops his Khaki shorts to the floor, un sticking his sweating balls from the side of his leg in doing so. His eyes, concealed behind his petrol station purchased sunglasses are scanning the full 360 degrees. Janice once again mutters the word "cunt" at him as she hastily sits down on her bed. This wasn't part of her plan. Colin removes his vest, reaches into the bag for life and pulls out a towel, and his fake Louis Vuitton man bag. The towel gets layed out perfectly before reaching into his man bag and pulls out his cordless White Dr Dre's and his Wilbur Smith book, on goes Bon Jovi at full volume. Colin sits with his sunbed back at 90 degrees to enable maximum viewing and puts his hands behind his head. His legs are open to allow the breeze to cool his sweating balls. Janice doesn't lay out her towel, she wraps herself in it and begins to struggle like 2 puppies fighting in a sack, she's getting undressed and attracting far more attention than she likes. Colin likes this. In one swift movement Janice spins round throws down her towel and lays down. The only other people to see her naked before have been her Mother and Colin, she once went topless in Corfu for a bet when she was 19 though. Unlike Colin she lays fully flat, her legs tightly closed. She somehow manages to reach into the bag for life and pull out the factor 50, she isn't taking chances! Colin meanwhile coats himself in Coconut oil paying particular attention to his flaccid cock. For the next hour Janice reads her Kindle, Colin pretends to read his Wilbur Smith, only realising after half hour it's upside down. Bon Jovi continues to play. The breeze is quite brisk, sand is in the air, Colin's cock has taken on the look of cylindrical sandpaper and a small "dune" has formed under Janice's ample bosum. Colin's attention is drawn to Janice waving her arm and mouthing to him, "what" he shouts, totally forgetting the fact that Bon Jovi are deafening him, "you want a piss"? Everyone looks now knowing that Janice needs a wee. Colin removes his Dre's and tells Janice the only place to go is in the dunes. She mildly protests before putting back on her flowered bikini whilst still laying down. Colin is staying naked, although he puts on his flip flops. Part 2 of his plan is coming to fruition! Off they head into the dunes, it isn't long before Janice discovers the sand is hot, very hot intact and begins to develop a walk like a very fast Flamingo to avoid her feet being in contact with the sand. Colin this time is lagging behind has he keeps losing his flip flop. Colin notices they are being followed by 7 single guys, all aged 40 plus, naked apart from T shirts and a rucksack. Part 2 is now definitely coming to fruition, after all Janice did tell him she'd like 5 black guys, on this occasion 7 brown guys will have to suffice though. Janice finally finds sanctuary in a small bush in the dunes and squats down to finally gain comfort by emptying her somewhat full bladder. Mid piss she looks up, in front of her furiously wanking semi flaccid cocks are 7 guys. Colin stands to one side, only he isn't flaccid he's more excited than he's ever been. Colin in his excitement begins to wank too, only he's forgotten that his cock his like sandpaper and it only takes 3 or 4 jerks for a layer of skin to come off. Up jumps Janice her face like thunder, and walks back past a now not so excited Colin. As she does so she once again mutters the word "cunt". Back at the sunbeds a period of silence ensues as Janice refuses to speak to Colin. This gives Colin time to reflect about everything he's read about Kiosk 4 and the dunes of Maspalomas.......it's a myth, it's grossly exaggerated, it's a fucking long walk, it's very hot, there's no toilets and it's full of wrinkly old Germans. He decides never to believe everything he reads ever again!!!!" Top Class.
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"Just back from GC went to koisk4 beach with my partner nipped her ear in ages about going there naked so she stripped off was ok with it but covered up when we went for a beer at the Koisk she wanted to go back to the beach while I had another beer then I headed into the dunes had some fun with a Dutch guy that was passing without her knowing " Oh.... | |||
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"I think the swingers beach in cap might be more what people expect!!! We love maspalomas beach but primarily for the naturism which is why we stay in a swingers resort! Sam" Not been to Cap, but I would assume that's the place to go for beach sex, have seen some videos, on a certain website, looks really busy. Have also seen some covert videos of people having sex in the maspalomas dunes | |||
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"Dear Janice and Colin I love a challenge so let's meet up in Yumbo later tonight where amiss the cold gray concret walls and dodgy wiring from the air con units over a " happy hour, two for one Cocktail " without any fecking alcohol, we can plan our next visit to the dunes where amongst the discarded tissue and the acrid smell of piss Colin can orchestrate the dozen or so local waiters and hotel staff wanking away during there hour long lunch break. In anticipation. Xxx Lol. "This sounds more like it! | |||
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"We have been to kiosk 4, but much preferred kiosk 8, the two most enjoyable things about the beach is people watching and of course giving them names as we all do on holiday, and the other is swimming naked in the ocean, we have the attitude if something happens it happens, if it doesn't we still have a great time. A & E xx "We too prefer kiosk 8 and sunbathe in dunes behind. Don't get harassed so much there! | |||
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"We were there last year and had loads of action behind the kiosk, you get a mix of swingers and non swingers at the kiosk as we found out when a couple where shocked and disgusted when a lady gave my a blowjob while stood at the kiosk, so we just went in the dunes for any action " Yes, it pays to remember, it is just a bar and sometimes there are families there too. | |||
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"As a few people have said- it's only meant to be a nudist beach with a bar - there are always families walking past with children so we should at least respect others and just save the naughty stuff for the seclusion of the dunes!! Xx" Well said | |||
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"The dunes behind kiosk 4 are now (Sept) almost entirely populated by clothed men. 80% in shorts and T-shirts carrying backpacks. Some spend all day there. Some are very ignorant, some are filming. We caught a few taking photos of us. Most are ugly, fat creeps who behave more like rapists on the prowl. Hardly any couples at all so the gays have taken over the entire area. Be very careful if you head into the dunes..." Agree with most of this. It's a shame because it used to be lots of fun, but we would definitely not go there and there are some nice guys, but most are just predatory. | |||
"The dunes behind kiosk 4 are now (Sept) almost entirely populated by clothed men. 80% in shorts and T-shirts carrying backpacks. Some spend all day there. Some are very ignorant, some are filming. We caught a few taking photos of us. Most are ugly, fat creeps who behave more like rapists on the prowl. Hardly any couples at all so the gays have taken over the entire area. Be very careful if you head into the dunes..." It’s not changed then? Just wish more couples would post the truth as highlighted above instead of the spurious lies and bullshit about how great the dunes are when all they have done is walked through as a shortcut to Kiosk 4. As swingers we are spoilt for choice with the amount of establishments geared up specifically for us, it beggars belief why anyone would engage in fun with the T shirted parasites who patrol daily. | |||
"The dunes behind kiosk 4 are now (Sept) almost entirely populated by clothed men. 80% in shorts and T-shirts carrying backpacks. Some spend all day there. Some are very ignorant, some are filming. We caught a few taking photos of us. Most are ugly, fat creeps who behave more like rapists on the prowl. Hardly any couples at all so the gays have taken over the entire area. Be very careful if you head into the dunes... Agree with most of this. It's a shame because it used to be lots of fun, but we would definitely not go there and there are some nice guys, but most are just predatory. "Shame, we've got our first visit booked for Nov, guess we'll just stick to the bars and clubs | |||
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"What's Venus lol" There is a swinger resort called Venus And a club in the Cita centre with the same name. | |||
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" It’s not changed then ? Just wish more couples would post the truth as highlighted above instead of the spurious lies and bullshit about how great the dunes are when all they have done is walked through as a shortcut to Kiosk 4. As swingers we are spoilt for choice with the amount of establishments geared up specifically for us, it beggars belief why anyone would engage in fun with the T shirted parasites who patrol daily. " Exactly | |||
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"kiosk 4 beach is mainly populated by the elderly and overweight "Yes,you fat old people, cover yourselves up or stay indoors,the thin and the younger need to be seen. | |||
"kiosk 4 beach is mainly populated by the elderly and overweight
Yes,you fat old people, cover yourselves up or stay indoors,the thin and the younger need to be seen. "you've taken that in completely the wrong context - was simply agreeing with earlier posters i.e. it's not swarming with "pin-up" types who want to effectively shag anyone - which is what you would imagine with all the hype around kiosk 4  | |||
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"The dunes behind kiosk 4 are now (Sept) almost entirely populated by clothed men. 80% in shorts and T-shirts carrying backpacks. Some spend all day there. Some are very ignorant, some are filming. We caught a few taking photos of us. Most are ugly, fat creeps who behave more like rapists on the prowl. Hardly any couples at all so the gays have taken over the entire area. Be very careful if you head into the dunes... Agree with most of this. It's a shame because it used to be lots of fun, but we would definitely not go there and there are some nice guys, but most are just predatory.
Shame, we've got our first visit booked for Nov, guess we'll just stick to the bars and clubs "It's like everything, depends on what people like and depends whose there at the time. No harm in having a look, but yes, lots of fun to be had in the clubs and bars and you don't often get those types of men in the clubs, they're normally at home with their wives! | |||
"We went last week and probably got one of the last sunbeds. No sign of any flirting or play in fact very little communication with anyone. The wind got up around midday and we endured the sand blasting for about an hour. Didn't venture into the dunes but looking at the other posts we had a lucky escape. Not for us we prefer lying naked at the pool! " | |||
"Hi guys we at gran canaria as we text we was at kiosk 4 yesterday 3 pm till 630pm had few beers met some great couples and single men all naked all drinking and having a chat !! didn't see any sex there but we all met up at imagine bar had few more beers went secrets later as 2+2 Was full and 9 of us out So loads to see do and clubs fee for couple's drinks around €5 in clubs. We will be coming again!!" That's how it should be, enjoy your holiday! | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks "Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks
Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. "thanks | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks
Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. thanks"You're welcome! | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks
Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. thanks
You're welcome! "so if you don't mind the single blokes ( right Ones lol )... not hut 8 | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks
Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. thanks
You're welcome! so if you don't mind the single blokes ( right Ones lol )... not hut 8 "Haha, i'll rephrase that, yes you will get single guys passing through, but not so many of the sleazy, entitled type. We don't play on the beach, so don't encourage anyone, but there are definitely single guys about. If you want to encourage any of them, that is easy, but again you get families walking through the dunes, so I certainly wouldn't encourage sex on the beach there! | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks
Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. thanks
You're welcome! so if you don't mind the single blokes ( right Ones lol )... not hut 8
Haha, i'll rephrase that, yes you will get single guys passing through, but not so many of the sleazy, entitled type. We don't play on the beach, so don't encourage anyone, but there are definitely single guys about. If you want to encourage any of them, that is easy, but again you get families walking through the dunes, so I certainly wouldn't encourage sex on the beach there! "Lol... thanks we're down other end of beach... bit of a walk every day | |||
"Any info on hut 8 would be nice , going Wednesday 27th for two weeks Thanks
Kiosk 8 is where the nudist area starts, walking from Playa del Ingles end of the beach. We don't like being lined up on sunbeds, so we just walk over the dunes, where it's quieter, to sunbathe. You don't often get bothered there, by the single guys. thanks
You're welcome! so if you don't mind the single blokes ( right Ones lol )... not hut 8
Haha, i'll rephrase that, yes you will get single guys passing through, but not so many of the sleazy, entitled type. We don't play on the beach, so don't encourage anyone, but there are definitely single guys about. If you want to encourage any of them, that is easy, but again you get families walking through the dunes, so I certainly wouldn't encourage sex on the beach there!
Lol... thanks we're down other end of beach... bit of a walk every day "Ok! | |||
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"All of the above about the Dunes and the beach but most of us go just to relax naked,both swimming and have our brief hedonistic escape from life here in the UK. Kiosk 8 and the smaller secluded dunes behind are favoured with those of us who want to relax, ass in the air or legs wide open colouring in our white bits without the fear of someone shooting their cum over you whilst they kneel on my towel. Yes it has happened to me "Ha ha ha! This is so true!
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"All of the above about the Dunes and the beach but most of us go just to relax naked,both swimming and have our brief hedonistic escape from life here in the UK. Kiosk 8 and the smaller secluded dunes behind are favoured with those of us who want to relax, ass in the air or legs wide open colouring in our white bits without the fear of someone shooting their cum over you whilst they kneel on my towel. Yes it has happened to me
Ha ha ha! This is so true!
"Cap D'Agde beach as well...most unfortunate experience | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October?" I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx | |||
"All of the above about the Dunes and the beach but most of us go just to relax naked,both swimming and have our brief hedonistic escape from life here in the UK. Kiosk 8 and the smaller secluded dunes behind are favoured with those of us who want to relax, ass in the air or legs wide open colouring in our white bits without the fear of someone shooting their cum over you whilst they kneel on my towel. Yes it has happened to me
Ha ha ha! This is so true!
Cap D'Agde beach as well...most unfortunate experience "Oh dear! | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx"Will do | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx"Could send u pics Samiss but that's just cruel | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx
Will do "Thank you.xx | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx
Could send u pics Samiss but that's just cruel "From 2x2 nude night pictures? ???? only joking lol .. every time I see sarong at the shop I think about Samiss that is not joke lol ..x wish you sort out health issues very very soon xxx | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx
Could send u pics Samiss but that's just cruel "No, I don't mind, just sorry I won't be there with you all | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx
Could send u pics Samiss but that's just cruel
From 2x2 nude night pictures? ???? only joking lol .. every time I see sarong at the shop I think about Samiss that is not joke lol ..x wish you sort out health issues very very soon xxx"Ah, that's really sweet of you and thank you for your kind words. Hoping to get some more results this week. | |||
"Samiss,will you guys be there in October? I'm afraid we won't. Stuff to do at home and a few health issues to sort out. Will miss it though and hoping to be out in March, all being well. But I'm expecting you lovely lot to keep me informed to help cheer me up! xx
Could send u pics Samiss but that's just cruel
From 2x2 nude night pictures? ???? only joking lol .. every time I see sarong at the shop I think about Samiss that is not joke lol ..x wish you sort out health issues very very soon xxx
Ah, that's really sweet of you and thank you for your kind words. Hoping to get some more results this week. "  xx | |||
"As a few people have said- it's only meant to be a nudist beach with a bar - there are always families walking past with children so we should at least respect others and just save the naughty stuff for the seclusion of the dunes!! Xx" | |||
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"We have been to Kiosk 4 beach each day we have been on holiday 2 times this year. Always find it clean and service at the Kiosk is always polite, quite speedy and fairly reasonable prices. Good mixture of nationalties amomgst the nudist community are very friendly and helpful. We feel so comfortable there and will definitely be going regularly when in GC. We are not there to party we are there for the freedom of naturism and good company. " | |||
"The dunes behind kiosk 4 are now (Sept) almost entirely populated by clothed men. 80% in shorts and T-shirts carrying backpacks. Some spend all day there. Some are very ignorant, some are filming. We caught a few taking photos of us. Most are ugly, fat creeps who behave more like rapists on the prowl. Hardly any couples at all so the gays have taken over the entire area. Be very careful if you head into the dunes... Agree with most of this. It's a shame because it used to be lots of fun, but we would definitely not go there and there are some nice guys, but most are just predatory.
Shame, we've got our first visit booked for Nov, guess we'll just stick to the bars and clubs
It's like everything, depends on what people like and depends whose there at the time. No harm in having a look, but yes, lots of fun to be had in the clubs and bars and you don't often get those types of men in the clubs, they're normally at home with their wives! "Are we xx | |||
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"No, not you Pat! I'm talking about the Spanish waiters, taxi drivers etc, who go to the beach on their breaks or days off! Seen plenty of them, but don't often see them in the clubs at night! " xx
Always have a great time in GC
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"No, not you Pat! I'm talking about the Spanish waiters, taxi drivers etc, who go to the beach on their breaks or days off! Seen plenty of them, but don't often see them in the clubs at night!
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Always have a great time in GC
Met some great people from all over the world "Yes, we have made many friends there! | |||
"The problem arises because so many people who use websites like this regard Kiosk 4 as a milder, daytime version of the clubs ... Take a look at the messages on the many posts that are live on this site about visiting Gran Canaria. How many people say "I will be at Kiosk 4 in the daytime and the clubs at night"? Naturally people who are visiting GC for the first time will head straight for No.4 looking for a bit of excitement. Of course there isn't going to be any public sex, but the expectation that there will be a large swinging contingent is backed up on this very website. The vibe is actually far more relaxed and friendly at the gay kiosk...number 7. We have been going to GC regularly for 20+ years as a couple and seen the hype regarding Kiosk 4 rise steadily over the years on this forum. The reality being that when you finally get there the sunbeds are shite and worn, the sea is rough and to have a piss means to wander 500yds into the dunes risking losing your skin on the soles of your feet. Possibly layed next to you will be "Janice and Colin" from Cornwall who have saved like mad for their 2 weeks in "nirvana". Colin has spent the last 6 months reading the forums and posted daily about how they "can't wait" and asking "will Gran Canaria be ready for us", Janice is pleasantly unaware of Colin's plans that she's going to be having a trip to Kiosk 4 and that her floral bikini bought specially from H&M is not going to be needed, she's already modelled it numerous times in the mirror pulling down the top to see just how far it can go without showing her nipples. Colin will just make do with his Khaki shorts bought for a stag do in Lloret de Mar 10 years previous, he knows they won't be on long. Anyway, after arriving the previous day and spending the evening wandering around the Cita, passing the Comeback bar numerous times with Colin's eyes out on stalks they awoke to glorious sunshine. "I think we will go to the beach today love" says Colin, "ok" says Janice, so with that off they go in search of the beach. Colin knows exactly where they are going, he's spent hours on the forums planning the route. "How much further" says Janice after they've been walking half hour and still not seen sand, "just around the corner" says Colin thinking to himself that he's fucked up somewhere when looking at the map. Finally they reach the beach and turn right, Janice is now 50yds behind, sweating profusely, Colin although sweating profusely himself is focused, he's waited 6 months for this. After losing his flip flop countless times in the sand he finally reaches Kiosk 4, Janice still sweating is now 200 yes behind, her cork wedges wasn't the best idea for walking on sand. Colin surveys the view, he's a bit unsure he's at the right place, nobody is fucking, the average age is 60, the majority are overweight and he thinks most are foreigners because there isn't a Union Jack towel in sight. Not to worry though, he spots 2 spare sunbeds together, on the back row but it doesn't matter. Janice finally catches up and mutters the word "cunt" under her breath at him. They wander over to the free sunbeds, Colin makes eye contact with a few people and says "morning" to which they reply "morgen". Not to worry he thinks, the language of love is universal, his grandfather will forgive him after all the war was a long time ago. Janice puts down her Tesco bag for life which contains their towels, 5 bottles of sun cream and her kindle and his book. She looks around, and all she can see his naked bodies of varying sizes, what does stand out though is the wrinkles! Under her breath she hisses to Colin " Colin they are all naked, we are in a nudist area", Colin ruefully smiles and replies " are we love, ah well, when in Rome" and drops his Khaki shorts to the floor, un sticking his sweating balls from the side of his leg in doing so. His eyes, concealed behind his petrol station purchased sunglasses are scanning the full 360 degrees. Janice once again mutters the word "cunt" at him as she hastily sits down on her bed. This wasn't part of her plan. Colin removes his vest, reaches into the bag for life and pulls out a towel, and his fake Louis Vuitton man bag. The towel gets layed out perfectly before reaching into his man bag and pulls out his cordless White Dr Dre's and his Wilbur Smith book, on goes Bon Jovi at full volume. Colin sits with his sunbed back at 90 degrees to enable maximum viewing and puts his hands behind his head. His legs are open to allow the breeze to cool his sweating balls. Janice doesn't lay out her towel, she wraps herself in it and begins to struggle like 2 puppies fighting in a sack, she's getting undressed and attracting far more attention than she likes. Colin likes this. In one swift movement Janice spins round throws down her towel and lays down. The only other people to see her naked before have been her Mother and Colin, she once went topless in Corfu for a bet when she was 19 though. Unlike Colin she lays fully flat, her legs tightly closed. She somehow manages to reach into the bag for life and pull out the factor 50, she isn't taking chances! Colin meanwhile coats himself in Coconut oil paying particular attention to his flaccid cock. For the next hour Janice reads her Kindle, Colin pretends to read his Wilbur Smith, only realising after half hour it's upside down. Bon Jovi continues to play. The breeze is quite brisk, sand is in the air, Colin's cock has taken on the look of cylindrical sandpaper and a small "dune" has formed under Janice's ample bosum. Colin's attention is drawn to Janice waving her arm and mouthing to him, "what" he shouts, totally forgetting the fact that Bon Jovi are deafening him, "you want a piss"? Everyone looks now knowing that Janice needs a wee. Colin removes his Dre's and tells Janice the only place to go is in the dunes. She mildly protests before putting back on her flowered bikini whilst still laying down. Colin is staying naked, although he puts on his flip flops. Part 2 of his plan is coming to fruition! Off they head into the dunes, it isn't long before Janice discovers the sand is hot, very hot intact and begins to develop a walk like a very fast Flamingo to avoid her feet being in contact with the sand. Colin this time is lagging behind has he keeps losing his flip flop. Colin notices they are being followed by 7 single guys, all aged 40 plus, naked apart from T shirts and a rucksack. Part 2 is now definitely coming to fruition, after all Janice did tell him she'd like 5 black guys, on this occasion 7 brown guys will have to suffice though. Janice finally finds sanctuary in a small bush in the dunes and squats down to finally gain comfort by emptying her somewhat full bladder. Mid piss she looks up, in front of her furiously wanking semi flaccid cocks are 7 guys. Colin stands to one side, only he isn't flaccid he's more excited than he's ever been. Colin in his excitement begins to wank too, only he's forgotten that his cock his like sandpaper and it only takes 3 or 4 jerks for a layer of skin to come off. Up jumps Janice her face like thunder, and walks back past a now not so excited Colin. As she does so she once again mutters the word "cunt". Back at the sunbeds a period of silence ensues as Janice refuses to speak to Colin. This gives Colin time to reflect about everything he's read about Kiosk 4 and the dunes of Maspalomas.......it's a myth, it's grossly exaggerated, it's a fucking long walk, it's very hot, there's no toilets and it's full of wrinkly old Germans. He decides never to believe everything he reads ever again!!!!" OMG that was the BEST READ . you should be a writer, I was just hoping that Colin would find his fantasy lol but that's not going to happen on this holiday eh. Respect your talents x Darren x | |||
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"The dunes behind kiosk 4 are now (Sept) almost entirely populated by clothed men. 80% in shorts and T-shirts carrying backpacks. Some spend all day there. Some are very ignorant, some are filming. We caught a few taking photos of us. Most are ugly, fat creeps who behave more like rapists on the prowl. Hardly any couples at all so the gays have taken over the entire area. Be very careful if you head into the dunes... It’s not changed then? Just wish more couples would post the truth as highlighted above instead of the spurious lies and bullshit about how great the dunes are when all they have done is walked through as a shortcut to Kiosk 4. As swingers we are spoilt for choice with the amount of establishments geared up specifically for us, it beggars belief why anyone would engage in fun with the T shirted parasites who patrol daily. " | |||
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"I blame Colin for starting this craze of shagging in the dunes to encourage all these guys to patrol the bushes. I hope Janice puts him in his place. " Yep, me too! | |||
"I blame Colin for starting this craze of shagging in the dunes to encourage all these guys to patrol the bushes. I hope Janice puts him in his place. " We are there 4th to 14th November, I’m 100% certain we will spot Janice & Colin whilst out and about. Watch this space | |||
"I blame Colin for starting this craze of shagging in the dunes to encourage all these guys to patrol the bushes. I hope Janice puts him in his place. We are there 4th to 14th November, I’m 100% certain we will spot Janice & Colin whilst out and about. Watch this space "I'm sure you will, please report back! | |||
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"The problem arises because so many people who use websites like this regard Kiosk 4 as a milder, daytime version of the clubs ... Take a look at the messages on the many posts that are live on this site about visiting Gran Canaria. How many people say "I will be at Kiosk 4 in the daytime and the clubs at night"? Naturally people who are visiting GC for the first time will head straight for No.4 looking for a bit of excitement. Of course there isn't going to be any public sex, but the expectation that there will be a large swinging contingent is backed up on this very website. The vibe is actually far more relaxed and friendly at the gay kiosk...number 7. We have been going to GC regularly for 20+ years as a couple and seen the hype regarding Kiosk 4 rise steadily over the years on this forum. The reality being that when you finally get there the sunbeds are shite and worn, the sea is rough and to have a piss means to wander 500yds into the dunes risking losing your skin on the soles of your feet. Possibly layed next to you will be "Janice and Colin" from Cornwall who have saved like mad for their 2 weeks in "nirvana". Colin has spent the last 6 months reading the forums and posted daily about how they "can't wait" and asking "will Gran Canaria be ready for us", Janice is pleasantly unaware of Colin's plans that she's going to be having a trip to Kiosk 4 and that her floral bikini bought specially from H&M is not going to be needed, she's already modelled it numerous times in the mirror pulling down the top to see just how far it can go without showing her nipples. Colin will just make do with his Khaki shorts bought for a stag do in Lloret de Mar 10 years previous, he knows they won't be on long. Anyway, after arriving the previous day and spending the evening wandering around the Cita, passing the Comeback bar numerous times with Colin's eyes out on stalks they awoke to glorious sunshine. "I think we will go to the beach today love" says Colin, "ok" says Janice, so with that off they go in search of the beach. Colin knows exactly where they are going, he's spent hours on the forums planning the route. "How much further" says Janice after they've been walking half hour and still not seen sand, "just around the corner" says Colin thinking to himself that he's fucked up somewhere when looking at the map. Finally they reach the beach and turn right, Janice is now 50yds behind, sweating profusely, Colin although sweating profusely himself is focused, he's waited 6 months for this. After losing his flip flop countless times in the sand he finally reaches Kiosk 4, Janice still sweating is now 200 yes behind, her cork wedges wasn't the best idea for walking on sand. Colin surveys the view, he's a bit unsure he's at the right place, nobody is fucking, the average age is 60, the majority are overweight and he thinks most are foreigners because there isn't a Union Jack towel in sight. Not to worry though, he spots 2 spare sunbeds together, on the back row but it doesn't matter. Janice finally catches up and mutters the word "cunt" under her breath at him. They wander over to the free sunbeds, Colin makes eye contact with a few people and says "morning" to which they reply "morgen". Not to worry he thinks, the language of love is universal, his grandfather will forgive him after all the war was a long time ago. Janice puts down her Tesco bag for life which contains their towels, 5 bottles of sun cream and her kindle and his book. She looks around, and all she can see his naked bodies of varying sizes, what does stand out though is the wrinkles! Under her breath she hisses to Colin " Colin they are all naked, we are in a nudist area", Colin ruefully smiles and replies " are we love, ah well, when in Rome" and drops his Khaki shorts to the floor, un sticking his sweating balls from the side of his leg in doing so. His eyes, concealed behind his petrol station purchased sunglasses are scanning the full 360 degrees. Janice once again mutters the word "cunt" at him as she hastily sits down on her bed. This wasn't part of her plan. Colin removes his vest, reaches into the bag for life and pulls out a towel, and his fake Louis Vuitton man bag. The towel gets layed out perfectly before reaching into his man bag and pulls out his cordless White Dr Dre's and his Wilbur Smith book, on goes Bon Jovi at full volume. Colin sits with his sunbed back at 90 degrees to enable maximum viewing and puts his hands behind his head. His legs are open to allow the breeze to cool his sweating balls. Janice doesn't lay out her towel, she wraps herself in it and begins to struggle like 2 puppies fighting in a sack, she's getting undressed and attracting far more attention than she likes. Colin likes this. In one swift movement Janice spins round throws down her towel and lays down. The only other people to see her naked before have been her Mother and Colin, she once went topless in Corfu for a bet when she was 19 though. Unlike Colin she lays fully flat, her legs tightly closed. She somehow manages to reach into the bag for life and pull out the factor 50, she isn't taking chances! Colin meanwhile coats himself in Coconut oil paying particular attention to his flaccid cock. For the next hour Janice reads her Kindle, Colin pretends to read his Wilbur Smith, only realising after half hour it's upside down. Bon Jovi continues to play. The breeze is quite brisk, sand is in the air, Colin's cock has taken on the look of cylindrical sandpaper and a small "dune" has formed under Janice's ample bosum. Colin's attention is drawn to Janice waving her arm and mouthing to him, "what" he shouts, totally forgetting the fact that Bon Jovi are deafening him, "you want a piss"? Everyone looks now knowing that Janice needs a wee. Colin removes his Dre's and tells Janice the only place to go is in the dunes. She mildly protests before putting back on her flowered bikini whilst still laying down. Colin is staying naked, although he puts on his flip flops. Part 2 of his plan is coming to fruition! Off they head into the dunes, it isn't long before Janice discovers the sand is hot, very hot intact and begins to develop a walk like a very fast Flamingo to avoid her feet being in contact with the sand. Colin this time is lagging behind has he keeps losing his flip flop. Colin notices they are being followed by 7 single guys, all aged 40 plus, naked apart from T shirts and a rucksack. Part 2 is now definitely coming to fruition, after all Janice did tell him she'd like 5 black guys, on this occasion 7 brown guys will have to suffice though. Janice finally finds sanctuary in a small bush in the dunes and squats down to finally gain comfort by emptying her somewhat full bladder. Mid piss she looks up, in front of her furiously wanking semi flaccid cocks are 7 guys. Colin stands to one side, only he isn't flaccid he's more excited than he's ever been. Colin in his excitement begins to wank too, only he's forgotten that his cock his like sandpaper and it only takes 3 or 4 jerks for a layer of skin to come off. Up jumps Janice her face like thunder, and walks back past a now not so excited Colin. As she does so she once again mutters the word "cunt". Back at the sunbeds a period of silence ensues as Janice refuses to speak to Colin. This gives Colin time to reflect about everything he's read about Kiosk 4 and the dunes of Maspalomas.......it's a myth, it's grossly exaggerated, it's a fucking long walk, it's very hot, there's no toilets and it's full of wrinkly old Germans. He decides never to believe everything he reads ever again!!!!" Hahaha
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"All of the above about the Dunes and the beach but most of us go just to relax naked,both swimming and have our brief hedonistic escape from life here in the UK. Kiosk 8 and the smaller secluded dunes behind are favoured with those of us who want to relax, ass in the air or legs wide open colouring in our white bits without the fear of someone shooting their cum over you whilst they kneel on my towel. Yes it has happened to me
Ha ha ha! This is so true!
Cap D'Agde beach as well...most unfortunate experience "LOL
Get in the wrong (or right ) place on Cap beach and you will need an umbrella and not for the sun.
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"The problem arises because so many people who use websites like this regard Kiosk 4 as a milder, daytime version of the clubs ... Take a look at the messages on the many posts that are live on this site about visiting Gran Canaria. How many people say "I will be at Kiosk 4 in the daytime and the clubs at night"? Naturally people who are visiting GC for the first time will head straight for No.4 looking for a bit of excitement. Of course there isn't going to be any public sex, but the expectation that there will be a large swinging contingent is backed up on this very website. The vibe is actually far more relaxed and friendly at the gay kiosk...number 7. We have been going to GC regularly for 20+ years as a couple and seen the hype regarding Kiosk 4 rise steadily over the years on this forum. The reality being that when you finally get there the sunbeds are shite and worn, the sea is rough and to have a piss means to wander 500yds into the dunes risking losing your skin on the soles of your feet. Possibly layed next to you will be "Janice and Colin" from Cornwall who have saved like mad for their 2 weeks in "nirvana". Colin has spent the last 6 months reading the forums and posted daily about how they "can't wait" and asking "will Gran Canaria be ready for us", Janice is pleasantly unaware of Colin's plans that she's going to be having a trip to Kiosk 4 and that her floral bikini bought specially from H&M is not going to be needed, she's already modelled it numerous times in the mirror pulling down the top to see just how far it can go without showing her nipples. Colin will just make do with his Khaki shorts bought for a stag do in Lloret de Mar 10 years previous, he knows they won't be on long. Anyway, after arriving the previous day and spending the evening wandering around the Cita, passing the Comeback bar numerous times with Colin's eyes out on stalks they awoke to glorious sunshine. "I think we will go to the beach today love" says Colin, "ok" says Janice, so with that off they go in search of the beach. Colin knows exactly where they are going, he's spent hours on the forums planning the route. "How much further" says Janice after they've been walking half hour and still not seen sand, "just around the corner" says Colin thinking to himself that he's fucked up somewhere when looking at the map. Finally they reach the beach and turn right, Janice is now 50yds behind, sweating profusely, Colin although sweating profusely himself is focused, he's waited 6 months for this. After losing his flip flop countless times in the sand he finally reaches Kiosk 4, Janice still sweating is now 200 yes behind, her cork wedges wasn't the best idea for walking on sand. Colin surveys the view, he's a bit unsure he's at the right place, nobody is fucking, the average age is 60, the majority are overweight and he thinks most are foreigners because there isn't a Union Jack towel in sight. Not to worry though, he spots 2 spare sunbeds together, on the back row but it doesn't matter. Janice finally catches up and mutters the word "cunt" under her breath at him. They wander over to the free sunbeds, Colin makes eye contact with a few people and says "morning" to which they reply "morgen". Not to worry he thinks, the language of love is universal, his grandfather will forgive him after all the war was a long time ago. Janice puts down her Tesco bag for life which contains their towels, 5 bottles of sun cream and her kindle and his book. She looks around, and all she can see his naked bodies of varying sizes, what does stand out though is the wrinkles! Under her breath she hisses to Colin " Colin they are all naked, we are in a nudist area", Colin ruefully smiles and replies " are we love, ah well, when in Rome" and drops his Khaki shorts to the floor, un sticking his sweating balls from the side of his leg in doing so. His eyes, concealed behind his petrol station purchased sunglasses are scanning the full 360 degrees. Janice once again mutters the word "cunt" at him as she hastily sits down on her bed. This wasn't part of her plan. Colin removes his vest, reaches into the bag for life and pulls out a towel, and his fake Louis Vuitton man bag. The towel gets layed out perfectly before reaching into his man bag and pulls out his cordless White Dr Dre's and his Wilbur Smith book, on goes Bon Jovi at full volume. Colin sits with his sunbed back at 90 degrees to enable maximum viewing and puts his hands behind his head. His legs are open to allow the breeze to cool his sweating balls. Janice doesn't lay out her towel, she wraps herself in it and begins to struggle like 2 puppies fighting in a sack, she's getting undressed and attracting far more attention than she likes. Colin likes this. In one swift movement Janice spins round throws down her towel and lays down. The only other people to see her naked before have been her Mother and Colin, she once went topless in Corfu for a bet when she was 19 though. Unlike Colin she lays fully flat, her legs tightly closed. She somehow manages to reach into the bag for life and pull out the factor 50, she isn't taking chances! Colin meanwhile coats himself in Coconut oil paying particular attention to his flaccid cock. For the next hour Janice reads her Kindle, Colin pretends to read his Wilbur Smith, only realising after half hour it's upside down. Bon Jovi continues to play. The breeze is quite brisk, sand is in the air, Colin's cock has taken on the look of cylindrical sandpaper and a small "dune" has formed under Janice's ample bosum. Colin's attention is drawn to Janice waving her arm and mouthing to him, "what" he shouts, totally forgetting the fact that Bon Jovi are deafening him, "you want a piss"? Everyone looks now knowing that Janice needs a wee. Colin removes his Dre's and tells Janice the only place to go is in the dunes. She mildly protests before putting back on her flowered bikini whilst still laying down. Colin is staying naked, although he puts on his flip flops. Part 2 of his plan is coming to fruition! Off they head into the dunes, it isn't long before Janice discovers the sand is hot, very hot intact and begins to develop a walk like a very fast Flamingo to avoid her feet being in contact with the sand. Colin this time is lagging behind has he keeps losing his flip flop. Colin notices they are being followed by 7 single guys, all aged 40 plus, naked apart from T shirts and a rucksack. Part 2 is now definitely coming to fruition, after all Janice did tell him she'd like 5 black guys, on this occasion 7 brown guys will have to suffice though. Janice finally finds sanctuary in a small bush in the dunes and squats down to finally gain comfort by emptying her somewhat full bladder. Mid piss she looks up, in front of her furiously wanking semi flaccid cocks are 7 guys. Colin stands to one side, only he isn't flaccid he's more excited than he's ever been. Colin in his excitement begins to wank too, only he's forgotten that his cock his like sandpaper and it only takes 3 or 4 jerks for a layer of skin to come off. Up jumps Janice her face like thunder, and walks back past a now not so excited Colin. As she does so she once again mutters the word "cunt". Back at the sunbeds a period of silence ensues as Janice refuses to speak to Colin. This gives Colin time to reflect about everything he's read about Kiosk 4 and the dunes of Maspalomas.......it's a myth, it's grossly exaggerated, it's a fucking long walk, it's very hot, there's no toilets and it's full of wrinkly old Germans. He decides never to believe everything he reads ever again!!!!" Love it! Had a great time reading your post hahaha and so true! | |||
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"The beaches, dunes, huts 4 and 8, the bars like imagine and clubs like secrets and 2x2 will only be fun places if you make them fun places. It takes everyone to let live and enjoy everyone's choice of sexual pleasure for this to be a fun place. No one has the right to diss someone because they are older or fatter or bi or gay or dogging couples so guys and gals don't be derogatory about other people especially single guys not lucky to have a lady that fucks around like ours do. Have read some nasty comments about people on this thread. Just remember everyone swinging, dogging, having 3 and 4 somes is perverted in some way so chill out guys and be nice to people even if they are different to us. " | |||
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"The beaches, dunes, huts 4 and 8, the bars like imagine and clubs like secrets and 2x2 will only be fun places if you make them fun places. It takes everyone to let live and enjoy everyone's choice of sexual pleasure for this to be a fun place. No one has the right to diss someone because they are older or fatter or bi or gay or dogging couples so guys and gals don't be derogatory about other people especially single guys not lucky to have a lady that fucks around like ours do. Have read some nasty comments about people on this thread. Just remember everyone swinging, dogging, having 3 and 4 somes is perverted in some way so chill out guys and be nice to people even if they are different to us. "Well said | |||
"wherever you go, and strip off in public, you have a chance of being photographed or filmed. " That is true, but not great being filmed whilst having sex and it turning up on x h*****r! | |||
"wherever you go, and strip off in public, you have a chance of being photographed or filmed. That is true, but not great being filmed whilst having sex and it turning up on x h*****r! "Unfortunately there are criminals who take videos of people without their knowledge in all walks of life including the swinging clubs with tiny camera's and the beaches so it's not just guys with their phones out you need to worry about but i understand that part of having sex outside is the danger of being caught out so if you don't want to be filmed I would suggest meeting out and going back to your hotel room where you are safe. | |||
"wherever you go, and strip off in public, you have a chance of being photographed or filmed. That is true, but not great being filmed whilst having sex and it turning up on x h*****r!
Unfortunately there are criminals who take videos of people without their knowledge in all walks of life including the swinging clubs with tiny camera's and the beaches so it's not just guys with their phones out you need to worry about but i understand that part of having sex outside is the danger of being caught out so if you don't want to be filmed I would suggest meeting out and going back to your hotel room where you are safe. " You can get glasses and pens with cameras in too! | |||
" You can get glasses and pens with cameras in too! "
And for those that suffer from extreme paranoia and have anxiety remember, James Bond had a signet ring that not only took photographs it made HD videos too.
Anyone else think we should avoid anyone wearing a signet ring and insist they are barred from all bars and clubs?
Fuck it.......better to be safe rather than sorry, we are going to start sunbathing in Puerto Rico and stay in at night.
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" You can get glasses and pens with cameras in too!
And for those that suffer from extreme paranoia and have anxiety remember, James Bond had a signet ring that not only took photographs it made HD videos too.
Anyone else think we should avoid anyone wearing a signet ring and insist they are barred from all bars and clubs?
Fuck it.......better to be safe rather than sorry, we are going to start sunbathing in Puerto Rico and stay in at night.
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"The BEACH is great, the only BAD area is the parasite infested grubby dunes behind kiosk 4. We stand by our previous post. The dunes behind kiosk 4 are overrun with very ignorant, desperate single men. Most of them clothed. Many pretending to be on phones while filming. Many carrying suspicious backpacks (I have personally seen a backpack with a go pro lens behind a purpose made hole in the side) A LOT of these single male parasites behave like stalkers, hiding and watching, sometimes for hours. Some will invade your personal space and sit right next to you, or worse. They behave as if they are "entitled" to, and sometimes almost demand some level of attention, (or sex act) from any women they see. The only "fun" to be had behind kiosk 4 is to play the "Pied Piper" game... Walk in there as a couple. Watch how many parasites will spring out of the bushes to run and follow you wherever you go. It can be quite amusing to lead 30 sad men around. Increase the comedy by stopping regularly, as if looking for a spot to set up, then eventually simply stroll back to the beach... "Haha! You get a bit of this at kiosk 8, but nowhere near as bad. I wonder why they just sit and watch you, when you're clearly not interested in them! | |||
"The BEACH is great, the only BAD area is the parasite infested grubby dunes behind kiosk 4. We stand by our previous post. The dunes behind kiosk 4 are overrun with very ignorant, desperate single men. Most of them clothed. Many pretending to be on phones while filming. Many carrying suspicious backpacks (I have personally seen a backpack with a go pro lens behind a purpose made hole in the side) A LOT of these single male parasites behave like stalkers, hiding and watching, sometimes for hours. Some will invade your personal space and sit right next to you, or worse. They behave as if they are "entitled" to, and sometimes almost demand some level of attention, (or sex act) from any women they see. The only "fun" to be had behind kiosk 4 is to play the "Pied Piper" game... Walk in there as a couple. Watch how many parasites will spring out of the bushes to run and follow you wherever you go. It can be quite amusing to lead 30 sad men around. Increase the comedy by stopping regularly, as if looking for a spot to set up, then eventually simply stroll back to the beach... "Now there will be couples going into the dunes to watch your pied piper comedy trail,beach will be empty haha | |||
"The BEACH is great, the only BAD area is the parasite infested grubby dunes behind kiosk 4. We stand by our previous post. The dunes behind kiosk 4 are overrun with very ignorant, desperate single men. Most of them clothed. Many pretending to be on phones while filming. Many carrying suspicious backpacks (I have personally seen a backpack with a go pro lens behind a purpose made hole in the side) A LOT of these single male parasites behave like stalkers, hiding and watching, sometimes for hours. Some will invade your personal space and sit right next to you, or worse. They behave as if they are "entitled" to, and sometimes almost demand some level of attention, (or sex act) from any women they see. The only "fun" to be had behind kiosk 4 is to play the "Pied Piper" game... Walk in there as a couple. Watch how many parasites will spring out of the bushes to run and follow you wherever you go. It can be quite amusing to lead 30 sad men around. Increase the comedy by stopping regularly, as if looking for a spot to set up, then eventually simply stroll back to the beach...
Now there will be couples going into the dunes to watch your pied piper comedy trail,beach will be empty haha"Haha | |||
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