Supermarket Flirting
The Latest Trend in Spain! 🍍💘
Alright, everyone, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the latest (and possibly greatest) flirting trend in Spain – Mercadona dating! We know many of you aren’t necessarily looking for a Spanish novio or novia, but when we heard about this, we just had to share it with you. It’s too good to keep to ourselves! 😅
Here’s how it works:
1. Grab a shopping cart. This is essential – no cart, no love connection! 🛒
2. Place a pineapple backwards in your cart. Yes, the pineapple is your love signal. 🍍
3. Head straight to the wine aisle – this is where the magic happens. 🍷
4. Now, the big moment: casually bump your cart into someone else’s cart who also has a backward pineapple. If they don’t have one, they’ll probably think you’re a little loco, but hey, it’s all in good fun! 😆
5. Prime Time: The best time to try your luck? Between 19:00-20:00 – when everyone’s picking up those last-minute dinner essentials and maybe, just maybe, looking for a little extra company. 😉
Advantages:
We have to admit, this beats online dating apps in so many ways:
• No filters, no lies! You see the person exactly as they are, fresh from the veggie section.
• Healthy vibes: You can check out how healthy their diet is before you even say “Hola!” A cart full of veggies? Yes, please. A cart full of junk food? Maybe not so much.
• Cheaper and more efficient: No app fees, no endless swiping – and you’re getting your grocery shopping done at the same time! Win-win!
Disadvantages:
To be honest, we’re now a bit scared (and curious) to go to Mercadona for wine. Although, if you’re looking for a cheap but decent white wine, “El Pescaito” is one of our faves – less than 2€ and perfect for dinner. But rest assured, we won’t be buying any pineapples for now (happily married life and all). 😂
But seriously, what’s your take on supermarket dating? Are you ready to try out this fruity flirting method? Just remember, if you go to Mercadona today, you’re going to have that catchy “Mercadoooona-Mercadoooonaaaa” jingle stuck in your head – sorry, not sorry! 😜
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