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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

2.75 miles by car, or 32 minute walk. Verified by Google Maps.

In case anyone wondered

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24


"2.75 miles by car, or 32 minute walk. Verified by Google Maps.

In case anyone wondered "

2.75 miles

You're Google maps needs calibration lol

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By *emptation6580Couple  over a year ago

playa de ingles

We walk from cita to Santa Fe bungalows just before the bridge over the road and it’s a maximum of 15 minutes so allowing crossing the bridge - another ten minutes tops!

Unless you’re a person with shorter than average legs or pissed out of your tits!

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"2.75 miles by car, or 32 minute walk. Verified by Google Maps.

In case anyone wondered

2.75 miles

You're Google maps needs calibration lol"

Take it up with Google

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

Even Google wouldn't claim the average person would walk 2.8 miles in 32 minutes.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

2.3km

5 minutes by car

26 minutes walking

Imaginary friends. Imaginary facts. Argues with every one including Google.

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

According to my Google maps it's 1.367 miles.

Which is a more comfortable stroll at around 3mph rather than your 5.5mph ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We walk from cita to Santa Fe bungalows just before the bridge over the road and it’s a maximum of 15 minutes so allowing crossing the bridge - another ten minutes tops!

Unless you’re a person with shorter than average legs or pissed out of your tits!

Xx"

So 25 minutes ish? Not unrealistic to say 32 minutes, as per Google maps. Have walked from Cita area to Mercadona many times and would say 30 minutes+ isn't far off to Nilo. Oh and 6', not a short arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So yet again those who claim to be victims and who have us blocked, jump in, unsolicited, on an independent post and contradict Google and personal experience of walking between 2 areas, for the sole purpose of???

Sure isn't there a free shuttle service now on offer between Cita and Nilo, or was that just for effect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I fear some are being disingenuous and quoting as the crow flies distance, when as I have previously pointed out, taxis drive past Nilo, due to the carriageway system, to the roundabout and back up GC 500. For anyone confused by the deception

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24


"So yet again those who claim to be victims and who have us blocked, jump in, unsolicited, on an independent post and contradict Google and personal experience of walking between 2 areas, for the sole purpose of???

Sure isn't there a free shuttle service now on offer between Cita and Nilo, or was that just for effect? "

Chill, you got it wrong

Google maps says 2.2km from the south side of Cita to the front of Nilo.

Work it out walking at 3 mph

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24


"I fear some are being disingenuous and quoting as the crow flies distance, when as I have previously pointed out, taxis drive past Nilo, due to the carriageway system, to the roundabout and back up GC 500. For anyone confused by the deception "

No, you specifically stated not to worry when the taxi takes you up an alleyway at the side of Nilo.

Anyway, what does it matter ?

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

But just in case it does

"Worth mentioning, some of the better taxi drivers will bring you by a route that avoids travelling to the roundabout and back up the carriageway, shortening the journey. Don't panic if you are brought along the back streets and up an alley, they're actually doing you a favour. It's just a very short walk along the front of Nilo to the entrance

First time it happened to us(when it was still Eternity) I thought we were being held up, or worse lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For what it's worth, the majority of taxis WILL take you the longer route. Opportunistic use of advice given IF taken by an alternative route.

Is there no end to the cheerleading for their good friends?

Anyone taken a taxi recently in a position to confirm route and cost from Cita to No-go, I mean Nilo?

Kind of irrelevant given the offer of a free shuttle, or was that not as advertised?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some people promote their business at the expense of others, some lick up to businesses and believe they are their friends(they still take your money), some businesses pretend to be everyone's friend

BUT there are no friends in business. FACT!

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"For what it's worth, the majority of taxis WILL take you the longer route. Opportunistic use of advice given IF taken by an alternative route.

Is there no end to the cheerleading for their good friends?

Anyone taken a taxi recently in a position to confirm route and cost from Cita to No-go, I mean Nilo?

Kind of irrelevant given the offer of a free shuttle, or was that not as advertised?"

I don't know what you're talking about and that's because I think you don't know what you're talking about. There is a planned once only gathering at the cita with a plan to proceed on to Nilo. It makes sense, rather for everyone to go in separate taxis to the same destination to go in one taxi or hire vehicle. So I really don't know what you're going on about.

If one walks then using a vehicle route with one way streets is disingenuous.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"Some people promote their business at the expense of others, some lick up to businesses and believe they are their friends(they still take your money), some businesses pretend to be everyone's friend

BUT there are no friends in business. FACT! "

So let me correct you on something. I have two businesses. One is an engineering business that does very well for itself. It covers all my personal expenses plus all of Eden_GC expenses if need be. We, the owners have never taken a cent out of the club and plough everything the club makes back into the club to improve our customer experience. While it is a business and supports our staff financially, we as the owners see it more as a hobby. If we have a busy night we are happy because we can improve the club and if we have a quiet night we are happy to get an early night's sleep. The dog eat dog scenario only exists in your mind.

We measure success by the degree to which we achieve our goals. Our goal for Eden_GC is to connect with our customers. To provide them with an environment where they can connect with each other and enjoy their swinging experience. How is this measured? By the number of people who have a good night. By the percentage of people who end up in our play areas. By the number of people who write us reviews and verifications and the content of that feedback. Yes we have parties. Some of them take us to capacity. But those are not our favourite nights. We are too busy running around making sure things run smoothly and can't connect with people. Even at Eden_GC those hectic bust nights result in not much play.

You talk of swinging from a business viewpoint. Strang1ehold, duopoly, inroads... maybe for you swinging is a commercial endeavour but for us it's about people. We aren't worried about foot traffic or volumes or turnover.

You've got it all wrong.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

During the heatwave we sold so much water it didn't have time to get cold in our fridges and needed to be served with ice. Although we bought 10 bags of ice we ran out. We went next door to Moonlight Dreams and Giuseppe gave us 5 bags of ice and refused to take payment. That's our "competition". One of the beautiful souls you will meet in the world of swinging.

I leave you with one of our recent verifications that touched us deeply. This guy came to us for the first time this week. We didn't know him before that....

"I have to say, this club has left an indelible mark on my nightlife experience! It's not just me; the club has been recommended to me by different friends separately, and now I know why. From the moment I walked in, I felt like I had found my new home away from home. The atmosphere is incredibly friendly and welcoming, a great difference from other clubs I've been to. The attention to detail in the club's facilities is outstanding, and you can tell that a lot of thought went into its realization. It's truly a cut above the rest. But what truly sets this place apart is the owners, Cath and Conrad, and their incredible team. They are not just running a club; they are creating an experience. You can feel their warmth and genuine care, and it's evident that they are truly passionate about what they're doing. It's hard to compare this club to any others I've been to. It's a league of its own, and I can't recommend it enough. If you want an unforgettable night filled with positivity and euphoria, this is the place to be!"

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By *erwyn55Man  over a year ago

South Manchester

When I visited , twice, the connections all the staff make with clients was very supportive and ensures that there are no inhibitions on communication or fun, protected within the sensible and rules for safety while enabling sexy fun!

It was a great pair of nights

Thanks to the staff and owners

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"During the heatwave we sold so much water it didn't have time to get cold in our fridges and needed to be served with ice. Although we bought 10 bags of ice we ran out. We went next door to Moonlight Dreams and Giuseppe gave us 5 bags of ice and refused to take payment. That's our "competition". One of the beautiful souls you will meet in the world of swinging.

I leave you with one of our recent verifications that touched us deeply. This guy came to us for the first time this week. We didn't know him before that....

"I have to say, this club has left an indelible mark on my nightlife experience! It's not just me; the club has been recommended to me by different friends separately, and now I know why. From the moment I walked in, I felt like I had found my new home away from home. The atmosphere is incredibly friendly and welcoming, a great difference from other clubs I've been to. The attention to detail in the club's facilities is outstanding, and you can tell that a lot of thought went into its realization. It's truly a cut above the rest. But what truly sets this place apart is the owners, Cath and Conrad, and their incredible team. They are not just running a club; they are creating an experience. You can feel their warmth and genuine care, and it's evident that they are truly passionate about what they're doing. It's hard to compare this club to any others I've been to. It's a league of its own, and I can't recommend it enough. If you want an unforgettable night filled with positivity and euphoria, this is the place to be!"

"

Like so many, including the duplicated one's, could have been written by your.......nope, won't even say it

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"When I visited , twice, the connections all the staff make with clients was very supportive and ensures that there are no inhibitions on communication or fun, protected within the sensible and rules for safety while enabling sexy fun!

It was a great pair of nights

Thanks to the staff and owners "

Thank you for taking the time to post this.

We often say that swingers are a special kind of people. 99.9% of the people we meet in the world of swinging are lovely and enrich our lives. We feel we are very fortunate in that.

The love we feel from our customers keeps us going and motivates us, especially when those who feel threatened by us become the 0.1% who aren't so lovely.

Your kindness and respect means the world to us after all the effort we have put in. Bless ya!

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"During the heatwave we sold so much water it didn't have time to get cold in our fridges and needed to be served with ice. Although we bought 10 bags of ice we ran out. We went next door to Moonlight Dreams and Giuseppe gave us 5 bags of ice and refused to take payment. That's our "competition". One of the beautiful souls you will meet in the world of swinging.

I leave you with one of our recent verifications that touched us deeply. This guy came to us for the first time this week. We didn't know him before that....

"I have to say, this club has left an indelible mark on my nightlife experience! It's not just me; the club has been recommended to me by different friends separately, and now I know why. From the moment I walked in, I felt like I had found my new home away from home. The atmosphere is incredibly friendly and welcoming, a great difference from other clubs I've been to. The attention to detail in the club's facilities is outstanding, and you can tell that a lot of thought went into its realization. It's truly a cut above the rest. But what truly sets this place apart is the owners, Cath and Conrad, and their incredible team. They are not just running a club; they are creating an experience. You can feel their warmth and genuine care, and it's evident that they are truly passionate about what they're doing. It's hard to compare this club to any others I've been to. It's a league of its own, and I can't recommend it enough. If you want an unforgettable night filled with positivity and euphoria, this is the place to be!"

Like so many, including the duplicated one's, could have been written by your.......nope, won't even say it "

It's on our list of verifications. The profile is there for you to read. It must be awful to be so cynical about others. You must be hurting inside to be the way you are. I really feel sorry for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I visited , twice, the connections all the staff make with clients was very supportive and ensures that there are no inhibitions on communication or fun, protected within the sensible and rules for safety while enabling sexy fun!

It was a great pair of nights

Thanks to the staff and owners "

Glad you made it through the vetting process Kerrching

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By *utlaw2Man  over a year ago

limavady

Wow happy people lol

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By *arry and MegsCouple  over a year ago

letterkenny


"Wow happy people lol"

Unbelievable lol

I read on another post it's because an unhappy punter was refused admission when the club was full .

Surprised that this garbage is allowed to spoil the forums.

Must take our pedometers on hiliday

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

Hi everyone, Ms Eden_GC here

We pride ourselves on our customer service at Eden_GC

When you visit us and when you want to leave I will personally call you a taxi and walk you out to it and wait with you (lots of our veris and Club Reviews reflect this)

If you can't find us, send a message and I will reply and send a screenshot of our location

Getting a taxi to us please say to the driver 'Centro Commercial Nilo' (pronounced Neelo) and you will be brought to the front

We are the 2nd premises on the right, our lights are blue and we have a sign on the wall and a moveable sign outside

Obviously going somewhere new can be a bit daunting but we will look after you when you arrive and leave

We are trying to make PDI a better place and adding more choice and fun for people when they come over here

This has been seen as something dishonest and wanting to put other bars and clubs out of business but this is not the case at all

We believe customer service is key and want guests to have a good time when they come to PDI, whether this is us, Cita, La Sandia, the beach etc etc after all we all want to have fun and get the best for our hard earned money

Opinions on us and our club are part and parcel of having a business and we will take them on board and try to fix anything we need to fix, no-one is perfect after all

Anyway, I just wanted to come on the thread and add MY 2 cents and thoughts on the club and business myself and Mr Eden_GC have ploughed everything (and still do) into this adventure

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, the word we used to describe Eden in our reviews is 'faultless'. Is there a negative interpretation of that word that I don't know about? Can't be any clearer than that and we also have and will continue to suggest anyone that contacts us and who we feel it would suit, to give it a go.

Do we have issues surrounding certain parts of it, not really, most things are magnified beyond recognition by constant, irrelevant and often inaccurate challenges to posts, usually by one or two profiles and it's become tiresome.

We know we wouldn't be welcome, so we won't plan on going back, which is a pity but that's life

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

Note to self

Ask Google to correct the route planner which gives the shortest directions rather than the expensive route we've never been taken

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Perhaps if people use Google correctly, they'll see, as originally quoted, fastest route by car, is indeed given as 4.4km, or 2.75 miles I think that works out at. The fastest route walking, again as quoted, is indeed given as 32 minutes, a distance of 2.2km, or around 1.37 miles. Nowhere did I say anyone should walk the route that cars are forced to take?

In their haste to yet again harass and harangue every comment we make, they missed some very pertinent facts. Is there a shorter route some taxis MIGHT take, yes but how many will? We asked if anyone who had taken a taxi recently could confirm which route had been used. Certainly on the last occasion the taxi drove past Nilo, on the other side of the carriageway, to the roundabout and back up to the front of it.

Hope that cleared up the confusion and will prevent a costly challenge of Google Maps

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By *parkybunnyCouple  over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

Can we stop with sniping please, it's becoming boring.

Going back to the original post, I just checked Google it gives 3 different routes for walking varying from 27 minutes to 32 minutes. So I suppose everybody is correct.

We have been using cabs to go to the Nilo Centre for over 6 years, we have only been taken the long way once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we stop with sniping please, it's becoming boring.

Going back to the original post, I just checked Google it gives 3 different routes for walking varying from 27 minutes to 32 minutes. So I suppose everybody is correct.

We have been using cabs to go to the Nilo Centre for over 6 years, we have only been taken the long way once.

"

Thank you, I guess we were just unlucky with our drivers then.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

According to Google maps how long does it take to walk back?

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By *anary57Couple  over a year ago

near lowestoft

According to Google it takes 28 minutes to walk back to the Cita

Which we have done numerous times

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"According to Google maps how long does it take to walk back?"

Telling me 30 minutes but still 2.2km, must be the difference walking slightly downhill.

I actually would never have thought to check to compare lol

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By *lassy_coup1eCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

The most boring forum chat ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The most boring forum chat ever!"

Was aiming for pointless and boring, oh well

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"According to Google it takes 28 minutes to walk back to the Cita

Which we have done numerous times "

Thanks guys

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"The most boring forum chat ever!"

In recent days that's been a pretty low bar to get under

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can we settle on 'around a half an hour, give or take 5 minutes'? Please?

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By *he Masked SwingersCouple  over a year ago

Maspalomas

This is absolutely pathetic. Both parties trying to point score.

It takes about 30 mins ish to walk. It ready is a joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is absolutely pathetic. Both parties trying to point score.

It takes about 30 mins ish to walk. It ready is a joke. "

That was actually the point, as elsewhere someone claimed it was a gentle 20 minute stroll, which it isn't. We like to visit the Mercadona and Shanghai shop, so have walked that way often.

They'll be getting the trainers on and using stopwatches next, to set a personal best, no doubt.

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24


"This is absolutely pathetic. Both parties trying to point score.

It takes about 30 mins ish to walk. It ready is a joke.

That was actually the point, as elsewhere someone claimed it was a gentle 20 minute stroll, which it isn't. We like to visit the Mercadona and Shanghai shop, so have walked that way often.

They'll be getting the trainers on and using stopwatches next, to set a personal best, no doubt."

Regardless of how long it takes to walk it's still 2.2km

Anyway. Dinnertime

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By *hropsDuoCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

To add to the boring discussion, it usually takes us 20 minutes with my little legs in flip flops but longer if I decide to keep my heels on.

Just discussed this with the other half and he said it all depends which side of the Cita you start from. Our end is quicker but if you start out the opposite side it could take up to 10 minutes longer.. so everybody is correct! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Certain people are correct, 2.2km, exactly as was posted and before totally irrational 'logic' was applied, suggesting people effectively walk along GC500, for arguments sake.

I need a drink now

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By *arry and MegsCouple  over a year ago

letterkenny


"Certain people are correct, 2.2km, exactly as was posted and before totally irrational 'logic' was applied, suggesting people effectively walk along GC500, for arguments sake.

I need a drink now "

Still going, my oh my.

According to google maps there is no need to walk along the gc500 (perhaps you can perhaps you can't) as there is a bridge and that route is 1.7 miles and is the suggested route when set to walking and was in fact the very route we used to walk from Anamar Suites. That equates to around 2.2km from Cita as was suggested.

My brother in law is a cabbie and says he can recognise the gullible passengers and would travel the "scenic" route of it's a quiet evening.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"This is absolutely pathetic. Both parties trying to point score.

It takes about 30 mins ish to walk. It ready is a joke.

That was actually the point, as elsewhere someone claimed it was a gentle 20 minute stroll, which it isn't. We like to visit the Mercadona and Shanghai shop, so have walked that way often.

They'll be getting the trainers on and using stopwatches next, to set a personal best, no doubt.

Regardless of how long it takes to walk it's still 2.2km

Anyway. Dinnertime "

The time taken to walk will depend if it's an African or European swallow.

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By *efore Sw.M.P.Couple  over a year ago

barcelona


"This is absolutely pathetic. Both parties trying to point score.

It takes about 30 mins ish to walk. It ready is a joke.

That was actually the point, as elsewhere someone claimed it was a gentle 20 minute stroll, which it isn't. We like to visit the Mercadona and Shanghai shop, so have walked that way often.

They'll be getting the trainers on and using stopwatches next, to set a personal best, no doubt.

Regardless of how long it takes to walk it's still 2.2km

Anyway. Dinnertime

The time taken to walk will depend if it's an African or European swallow."

...and whether the person belongs to the “Ministry of Silly Walks” ha ha ha!!!

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"This is absolutely pathetic. Both parties trying to point score.

It takes about 30 mins ish to walk. It ready is a joke.

That was actually the point, as elsewhere someone claimed it was a gentle 20 minute stroll, which it isn't. We like to visit the Mercadona and Shanghai shop, so have walked that way often.

They'll be getting the trainers on and using stopwatches next, to set a personal best, no doubt.

Regardless of how long it takes to walk it's still 2.2km

Anyway. Dinnertime

The time taken to walk will depend if it's an African or European swallow.

...and whether the person belongs to the “Ministry of Silly Walks” ha ha ha!!! "

I saw what you did there

Pmsl

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"So there's the lie exposed, narcissism 101 and hounding us on an unrelated and non specific thread. It really is ALL about you and sounding quite desperate now, not my words but others.

Never went to Eternity but it was a shithole.

We'll arrange a shuttle...but it's for one night only.

The normal taxi route to Nilo has been magically halved.

Cita ISN'T the nucleus of the Swinging scene in PDI and if you frequent the basement you are paying for Sex or seeking drugs.

We support ALL venues but are happy to take up the slack when one closes.

You can certainly fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time BUT....oh well, I'm sure you know the rest.

At least your competitors trust you

Happy Sunday, so busy you're closed "

Wow a liar and a narcissist. I see we have moved on from kindergarten "my friend says horrible things about you" to straight out name calling.

As I've said before, the sure sign of a weak argument is when you have to put words in people's mouths.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

Someone once said our regular posting on fab makes us look desperate. It's the same person who now makes regular posts on fab for other establishments.

We never went to Eternity but if it was so fantastic why did it go bankrupt? When we took over the local it wasn't fit for purpose. Were you there then. No. Did you see it then? No. But you know better.

We are allowed to organise group transport for our friends if we want to. We don't need your permission. You make something kind and helpful seem dark and sinister? Why?

We quoted the distance at 2.3km. If it's been magically halved then then that would make the normal taxi route 4.6km. Who's trying to fool who?

If you want to maintain there is no sex for sale in the basement of the Cita and that all the scantily dressed women outside are swingers then you are intitled to your opinion. Please quote where I said everyone goes to Cita for pay sex and (the other thing that only you can get away with saying)

We don't support ALL the venues. We support venues who want to work together with us. I don't know what you mean by taking up slack when one closes. Perhaps you can elaborate? We do provide a swingers guide to PDI which informs people about ALL the clubs and bars in PDI. It's written by a third party. By the way thanks to Justusboth2013 for your lovely verification.

Yes we are closed on Sundays and Wednesdays. We are in a fortunate position to be able to afford to do so. Yes we had a busy October thank you very much. Also a fantastic summer which afforded us August off.

And yes we do post on a swinging forum that is based in Spain. We are swingers and also club owners and also live here. We usually only post information about our club to save us answering loads of messages. We aren't a couple living over a thousand miles away seeking attention by posting frenetically about a place we've swore never to return to. Of late we have had to respond to a series of untruths which appear to just be bait to draw us into tedious frivolous arguments.

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24


"Certain people are correct, 2.2km, exactly as was posted and before totally irrational 'logic' was applied, suggesting people effectively walk along GC500, for arguments sake.

I need a drink now "

Apologies accepted

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"During the heatwave we sold so much water it didn't have time to get cold in our fridges and needed to be served with ice. Although we bought 10 bags of ice we ran out. We went next door to Moonlight Dreams and Giuseppe gave us 5 bags of ice and refused to take payment. That's our "competition". One of the beautiful souls you will meet in the world of swinging.

I leave you with one of our recent verifications that touched us deeply. This guy came to us for the first time this week. We didn't know him before that....

"I have to say, this club has left an indelible mark on my nightlife experience! It's not just me; the club has been recommended to me by different friends separately, and now I know why. From the moment I walked in, I felt like I had found my new home away from home. The atmosphere is incredibly friendly and welcoming, a great difference from other clubs I've been to. The attention to detail in the club's facilities is outstanding, and you can tell that a lot of thought went into its realization. It's truly a cut above the rest. But what truly sets this place apart is the owners, Cath and Conrad, and their incredible team. They are not just running a club; they are creating an experience. You can feel their warmth and genuine care, and it's evident that they are truly passionate about what they're doing. It's hard to compare this club to any others I've been to. It's a league of its own, and I can't recommend it enough. If you want an unforgettable night filled with positivity and euphoria, this is the place to be!"

Like so many, including the duplicated one's, could have been written by your.......nope, won't even say it "

Again, I don't even know what you're trying to accuse us of. What duplications? Huh?

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By *athy1Couple  over a year ago

bournemouth

This is the truth

From this couple they have been posting messsges from the days of covid yes 3 years ago

There post then we’re very personal and there the same now

Yes many of old posters had arguments with them which have now left fab because of there attitude but private messages still go on between members in here that have been in this forum well before they set foot in pdi

We know they will report us and to be honest we could not care less we will be banned from posting to be honest we couldn’t care less any more

After reading there posts on her from the last couple of days it brings back all the drama from years back our advice to you two horrible people Is to think before you post as you are causing you and your club more harm than good

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"Certain people are correct, 2.2km, exactly as was posted and before totally irrational 'logic' was applied, suggesting people effectively walk along GC500, for arguments sake.

I need a drink now "

The Nilo Centre is on Av. de Moya. If you carry on it becomes Av. de la Union Europea. The route is called GC500. This means that Nilo is located on the GC500.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"This is the truth

From this couple they have been posting messsges from the days of covid yes 3 years ago

There post then we’re very personal and there the same now

Yes many of old posters had arguments with them which have now left fab because of there attitude but private messages still go on between members in here that have been in this forum well before they set foot in pdi

We know they will report us and to be honest we could not care less we will be banned from posting to be honest we couldn’t care less any more

After reading there posts on her from the last couple of days it brings back all the drama from years back our advice to you two horrible people Is to think before you post as you are causing you and your club more harm than good

"

Yes we had people telling us that we were only in GC on holiday and using business purposes as an excuse. At the time we had not secured the locale and had our hands tied behind our backs because we couldn't discuss what we were doing.

If you want to dredge that whole argument up and say we weren't on business securing Eden_GC then that is your right.

We aren't going to report you. Telling us we get personal and then calling us horrible people is an amusing irony. Thanks for the laugh.

Your opinion of us is water off a ducks back. We have thousands of people who have met us and think the opposite and hundreds who have taken the time to put it in writing. We appreciate 99.9% of lovely people in swinging and accept that the 0.1% of haters is still a good ratio.

Have a lovely week.

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By *athy1Couple  over a year ago

bournemouth

Have you ever seen the tv programme the last word

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By *uboCouple  over a year ago

East kilbride


"This is the truth

From this couple they have been posting messsges from the days of covid yes 3 years ago

There post then we’re very personal and there the same now

Yes many of old posters had arguments with them which have now left fab because of there attitude but private messages still go on between members in here that have been in this forum well before they set foot in pdi

We know they will report us and to be honest we could not care less we will be banned from posting to be honest we couldn’t care less any more

After reading there posts on her from the last couple of days it brings back all the drama from years back our advice to you two horrible people Is to think before you post as you are causing you and your club more harm than good

"

Wow, right up until the last few words of your post, we were sure you were referring to the clowns that jump on every other thread to cause trouble. The same ones that keep leaving, come back and even change their names. Are you their latest imaginary friend that is trolling on their behalf ?

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By *uttyandbeeCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"2.75 miles by car, or 32 minute walk. Verified by Google Maps.

In case anyone wondered "

. It just depends on how quick you walk. Ordnance survey works on the rule of 3 miles per hour. Obviously it depends on fitness or how eager you are to get from A to B

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By *emptation6580Couple  over a year ago

playa de ingles

Toxic - no need people……..

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By *uttyandbeeCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Have you ever seen the tv programme the last word "
Yes.

And we have also seen the TV program room 101 where a few of these threads and profiles need to go

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By *eartyMan  over a year ago

Bothwell

I am a happy go lucky fella ..... If I was in Cita ..... I would not walk to Nilo ..... If I was in Eden .... I would never walk to Cita ...... coz my apartment is only 10 mnins walk from Eden !!

I hope this ends this thread

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By *onglegs888Couple  over a year ago

Birmingham

Honestly…. Some grown ass adults making themselves look like utter numpties.

At best this thread is just funny to read…

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By *parkybunnyCouple  over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.


"Have you ever seen the tv programme the last word Yes.

And we have also seen the TV program room 101 where a few of these threads and profiles need to go "

There are other websites. You'll find us there until the childish sniping stops. Seriously, how to take the fun out of PDI. Well done.

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By *athnBobCouple  over a year ago

sandwell


"Honestly…. Some grown ass adults making themselves look like utter numpties.

At best this thread is just funny to read… "

Agreed. I have seen more maturity displayed in a playground

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By *llie and ApplesCouple  over a year ago

where ever


"Honestly…. Some grown ass adults making themselves look like utter numpties.

At best this thread is just funny to read…

Agreed. I have seen more maturity displayed in a playground"

What you doing hanging round play grounds .....lol

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By *hong89Couple  over a year ago

………….

What’s N I L O ?

Weve been to cita but never heard of N I L O

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's an out of town shopping centre, about a 30 minute walk(give or take 5 minutes) from Cita with 2 Swinger Clubs but no Bars

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By *hong89Couple  over a year ago

………….

We’ve been to Eden but didn’t know it had a building name but didn’t even know there was another club there but we was very happy with Eden x

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"We’ve been to Eden but didn’t know it had a building name but didn’t even know there was another club there but we was very happy with Eden x "

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We’ve been to Eden but didn’t know it had a building name but didn’t even know there was another club there but we was very happy with Eden x "

That was lucky, getting to a Club without knowing where it is and not seeing the 4' tall signs above it, or at the entrance, saying CC NILO, or the graphics of the Club immediately beside it

Must have been a good night lol but it is a lovely club

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

The main "strip" of PDI is a dual carriageway named Av. de Tirajana. Whereas Cita Center is off a roundabout on the south side of strip, Nilo is off a roundabout on the North side of the strip.

Town by the locals here is considered the Mercurio center which is two towers to the North of the strip and contains things like the post office, two banks and most of the non-tourist businesses such as accountants etc. It's 800 meters from us.

Many of the good value hotels such as Eugenie Victoria, Gran Canaria Princess, RIU Papayas and Servatur Waikiki are basically a walk across the bridge. Nilo is also a short walk from Greenfield if you use the shortcut onto the GC 500.

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By *arry and MegsCouple  over a year ago

letterkenny


"The main "strip" of PDI is a dual carriageway named Av. de Tirajana. Whereas Cita Center is off a roundabout on the south side of strip, Nilo is off a roundabout on the North side of the strip.

Town by the locals here is considered the Mercurio center which is two towers to the North of the strip and contains things like the post office, two banks and most of the non-tourist businesses such as accountants etc. It's 800 meters from us.

Many of the good value hotels such as Eugenie Victoria, Gran Canaria Princess, RIU Papayas and Servatur Waikiki are basically a walk across the bridge. Nilo is also a short walk from Greenfield if you use the shortcut onto the GC 500."

We have actually just changed our hotel to Servatur Waikiki so we shall take a stroll over the bridge and say hello.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"The main "strip" of PDI is a dual carriageway named Av. de Tirajana. Whereas Cita Center is off a roundabout on the south side of strip, Nilo is off a roundabout on the North side of the strip.

Town by the locals here is considered the Mercurio center which is two towers to the North of the strip and contains things like the post office, two banks and most of the non-tourist businesses such as accountants etc. It's 800 meters from us.

Many of the good value hotels such as Eugenie Victoria, Gran Canaria Princess, RIU Papayas and Servatur Waikiki are basically a walk across the bridge. Nilo is also a short walk from Greenfield if you use the shortcut onto the GC 500.

We have actually just changed our hotel to Servatur Waikiki so we shall take a stroll over the bridge and say hello. "

Excellent!!! I'm happy to hear that the information we have supplied has helped you make an informed decision. That's what the forums are all about after all

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

Just a tip to those using taxis in PDI....

Most taxis here have a number on the side. It's worth taking note of in case you leave something behind in the taxi, or you feel the taxi driver misbehaved. It also helps when you call a taxi and someone else says it's theirs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pide taxi app provides ALL the vehicle and driver details, can't go wrong

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By *athnBobCouple  over a year ago

sandwell


"

What you doing hanging round play grounds .....lol"

I was a secondary school teacher for 15 years.

Still think your comment was funny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For clarity and to aid newcomers, who may be confused, San Fernando is not IN Playa del Ingles but adjacent to it. Anyone who has travelled in from the airport will know that road signage confirm this.

A quick check of Google maps, which I know confuse some people and Google also confirm it. Multiple GC information and tourism websites state, San Fernando is 'near to' or 'within walking distance', or even 'inland from' Playa del Ingles. They are both defined areas of Maspalomas, hence the huge Maspalomas sign at the entrance to Annexo 1.

Liken it to whether Old Trafford football ground is actually in Manchester, or more technically correct, in Salford.

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

[Removed by poster at 14/11/23 10:06:13]

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By *I TwoCouple  over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

And Chelsea FC is in Fulham

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I thought it was in London? lol

Know it well, Fulham Broadway and the North End Road

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"For clarity and to aid newcomers, who may be confused, San Fernando is not IN Playa del Ingles but adjacent to it. Anyone who has travelled in from the airport will know that road signage confirm this.

A quick check of Google maps, which I know confuse some people and Google also confirm it. Multiple GC information and tourism websites state, San Fernando is 'near to' or 'within walking distance', or even 'inland from' Playa del Ingles. They are both defined areas of Maspalomas, hence the huge Maspalomas sign at the entrance to Annexo 1.

Liken it to whether Old Trafford football ground is actually in Manchester, or more technically correct, in Salford."

Once again, locals think of the boundary between Playa del Ingles and San Fernando as the GC500 and since we are on the GC500 we are on that boundary by the distance of half the width of the road. In a recent discussion with Groupo Bersol it transpired that the bridge is also part of Nilo and so using the local definition of where Nilo is would have it straddling the two. We have said we are in San Fernando because we never thought it would result in a childish, pedantic argument.

If you wish to use Google maps as a reference the the area South of GC1 and east of Av. de Tirajana is Playa del Ingles and puts Nilo well within those boundaries.

This is something people can see for themselves if they have Google Maps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Compromise:

close to Playa del Ingles...

on the boundary between Playa del Ingles and San Fernando..

on the periphery of Playa del Ingles...

on the periphery of San Fernando...

whichever suits your needs best

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"Compromise:

close to Playa del Ingles...

on the boundary between Playa del Ingles and San Fernando..

on the periphery of Playa del Ingles...

on the periphery of San Fernando...

whichever suits your needs best "

Find Nilo on Google Maps (your point of reference). What does it say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

* having discussed things with MsSouth, we will no longer be responding to the often wild and inaccurate comments, posted by profiles that have us blocked, or in the past have been abusive towards us. Neither will we post on threads they start as OP and I hope they agree to do likewise.

We don't have any couples blocked, why would we?

I now believe it to be the case, that if any profile has another profile blocked and uses the forum to communicate, or directs posts towards them, it breaches forum rules. I was unaware of this, not having blocked any of the regular forum contributors.

Anyhow, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum today....

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

Glad we got to the rules:

Don't be personal

Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

* having discussed things with MsSouth, we will no longer be responding to the often wild and inaccurate comments, posted by profiles that have us blocked, or in the past have been abusive towards us. Neither will we post on threads they start as OP and I hope they agree to do likewise.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

Other forum rules:

Mentioning of illegal subjects

Don't be nasty

Dirty Laundry

Links to other sites

No nit-picking please

Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum

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By *andm288Couple  over a year ago

oxford

Well we know both the owners of Eden and before they opened the club they are funny welcoming and friendly people

We will popping over at least once during our stay

Good club

Clean and welcoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

* having discussed things with MsSouth, we will no longer be responding to the often wild and inaccurate comments, posted by profiles that have us blocked, or in the past have been abusive towards us. Neither will we post on threads they start as OP and I hope they agree to do likewise.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"Well we know both the owners of Eden and before they opened the club they are funny welcoming and friendly people

We will popping over at least once during our stay

Good club

Clean and welcoming "

Thanks guys. We appreciate your support.

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By *den_GCCouple  over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria


"* having discussed things with MsSouth, we will no longer be responding to the often wild and inaccurate comments, posted by profiles that have us blocked, or in the past have been abusive towards us. Neither will we post on threads they start as OP and I hope they agree to do likewise."

We'll make it simpler than that. Stop attacking us directly or indirectly and we will have no need to defend ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

* having discussed things with MsSouth, we will no longer be responding to the often wild and inaccurate comments, posted by profiles that have us blocked, or in the past have been abusive towards us. Neither will we post on threads they start as OP and I hope they agree to do likewise.

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By *tarlight7365Couple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"* having discussed things with MsSouth, we will no longer be responding to the often wild and inaccurate comments, posted by profiles that have us blocked, or in the past have been abusive towards us. Neither will we post on threads they start as OP and I hope they agree to do likewise."

Hallelujah!! ??

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