We will be staying at La Mirage swingers resort near PDI from the 25th August to get some more sun and fun before the winter starts here in the UK.
PDI is a place that has got everything if you are a swinger!
A few tips borrowed from "justusboth2013" maybe helpful for all of us already going and for those tempted.
Playa del Inglés or PDI as we all know and love is pretty much the swinging capital of Europe, and perhaps the world, where an abundance of swinging venues are available to visit in close proximity. It’s the swinging pilgrimage that all swingers should do at least once in their lives. Though more than likely, you’ll catch the bug and attend many times, sometimes 2, 3, 4 or more times a year as some do.
That said, PDI is not a swinging resort, it is a holiday resort but a holiday resort that is very liberal and tolerant. So whilst for this reason it is popular with the swinging and LGBTQ2S+ communities, it is also frequented by families and vanillas.
This is a post intended to share our views (from a couples perspective) on the swinging clubs/bars we attended in April/May 22.
We’ve posted previous guides, but felt the need for a refresh given the landscape has changed post pandemic, hence welcome to revision four.
Whilst trying to remain objective, please appreciate that there will be some subjective views. Like everyone, we do have our preferences and of course, any given day at any given venue, the experience and vibe can be different. But with an abundance of venues, there is definitely something there for everyone and good times ahead.
We will not talk negative about any of the swinging clubs. As mentioned, we do have our favourites and like many of the PDI regulars, we do know most of the owners/staff and will support their businesses. We encourage you to go and visit them all and see which is your favourite.
We’ve also included some additional information around PDI to get you started.
The list of contents:
• Swinging Clubs
• Swinging Pubs/Bars/Meeting Points/Other
• Hotels/Resorts
• Flights
• Transfers
• Places to Eat/Drink
• What3words (Swinging locations)
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Clubs
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2x2 - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, below ground level)
Typically we would visit on Monday nights, but unfortunately the club was closed.
From previous visits, it is no charge, nicely done out open bar area with friendly staff.
Second section play area including a car to play in.
A nice add-on is that they have an outside smoking area, very unique as most clubs smoke inside.
Past visits have suggested that it can get a bit full on with single men on other nights. So if you are looking or not looking for single men, this is worth considering. (Review November 2017)
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Secret - CC Cita (Basement)
From the leaning tower side (East Side - Av. de Alamania), the first club on the right when heading to the basement. Minimum €10 spend for couples and 10-11 happy hour, buy one get one free.
Over 900m2 of club, probably the biggest club and very nicely kitted out.
Staff are friendly and OCD, which is great in a club as you know it is going to be clean and hygienic. The team go out their way to welcome you and we have nothing but positive words to share about this club.
Secret was renovated in the summer of 2019 and looks very swank. A couple of vip areas and a separation of couples play (the left side), including the hot tub (lockers available at €5) and singles/couples to the right. You now pay at the door and for couples a €20 entry will also include a couple of drinks, or €30 entry and 4 drinks. You will be given vouchers and once you’ve had your four drinks, you then pay at the bar for further drinks (average €8 for a branded spirit & mixer or a cocktail).
There is smoking inside, but as a large club it isn't as noticeable as smaller venues.
Subjectively, this is hands down our favourite club. We love the owners and our lovely friend behind the bar. They even arranged a party on my birthday!
Putting this to one side, we think the atmosphere at Secret is a young vibe. The staff behind the bar are warm, friendly and mischievous. Plenty of banter between them and also with guests. The music is predominantly Latin beats and typically current. With Latin music hitting our mainstream, it’s music you can feel familiar with.
The weekends are typically busier and have a European mix as well as lots of locals.
They accept cash/card at the door as well as the bar.
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Fun4All - CC Cita (Basement)
Next door to Secret.
Again a mixed venue and minimum €10 couple spend.
A smaller environment than Secret but with a long narrow bar and plenty of seating, it makes Fun very friendly and social.
There are playrooms available and showers for those that want to play, and a small but cosy dance floor with three poles, which can get busy especially at weekends and be quite fun and flirty.
Plenty of couples and we have found the mix is typically British, Irish, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, German and Dutch.
There is a inside smoking area and although it’s not too far from the main area, it doesn’t affect the rest of the club.
They provide a wristband with number for a tab, though you can pay as you consume, otherwise you pay your tab at the end with cash or card.
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Temptation Swingers Club - CC Cita (Basement)
Head down into the basement, walk straight past Secret, Fun, Klamotte and the cinema and make your way to the end, on the right is Temptation.
A new club to the basement that opened late in 2021. Free entry for couples and a lot smaller than Secret and Fun, but this cost little bar is definitely one to visit. Staff are friendly, warm and welcoming.
You enter the club and you’re pretty much in the heart of the club with sofas and tables.
The toilets are to the left behind the bar and are pretty cool if you look up at the ceiling.
Past the main area, there are a number of rooms giving plenty of options to play. With the size of the club, the play areas are more than adequate so should you want a quieter club in the Cita to drink and play, then Temptation would be a good choice.
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Lux Club - Swinging Bar - CC Cita (Basement)
Head past Secret and Fun4All, straight past the sex cinema and turn left towards the bottom where Temptation is situated. Halfway on the left hand side is Lux (previously the club was Patricia’s Swing Inn).
Opened late in 2021 and like most clubs in PDI, it’s kitted our lovely with nice ambient decor.
A small club with a couple of seated areas, a couple of poles and a few playrooms. This club is again ideal is you want a more quieter, intimate environment to meet a couple or two with sufficient play areas for size.
Not too sure on entry costs as we went during a crawl and bought a load of drinks, but looking at other sites suggest that it’s a €20 entry fee or spend. Please clarify with them on entry, as the owner speaks good English.
One nice addition in Lux is the piano, which is unique. What’s even better is Gogy, the owner is magical on it. If you’re fortunate, or maybe even ask him, to get him to play on the ivories, then you’ll be impressed.
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Eden - CC Nilo (previously Eternity, the venue opened with new owners and as a new club called Eden in 2021.)
Where most clubs are situated in the Cita and Sandia which is only 400 metres away, the Nilo centre is in the North part of PDI.
Along with the new owners and new name, the venue had a refurb and is definitely better for it. We loved Jose and Eternity, but the club was a bit tired looking, so very much needed.
Injected with love, the club is spacious with lots of personal touches to make it feel warm, welcoming and relaxing in a good way. New TVs with modern porn playing in high definition supports the modern feel to the club. The dance area is now more spacious so on busy nights it will cope a lot better than previous, whilst still giving plenty of seating area. The pole has gone, but there’s a cool cage area to dance and when coupled with the lasers, it makes for a sexy scene.
Behind the rainbow is the play area and there really is a lot of open space and lockable rooms to get down and dirty. There’s also a hot tub.
Unlike most other clubs, Eden do cater for couple only nights (typically most clubs we have attended and know of in Europe are mixed), but equally don’t prejudice against single men and do have nights that also cater for them. Couples looking for a single male, I would be confident in saying that the club has good management of it’s guests, so should be a good experience you’re in control of.
So whilst the swinging heartbeat is in the Cita, do not let this deter you from visiting Eden. A €4/4.50 cab from the Cita, or a 15 minute walk from the Yumbo and over the bridge from the Jardin del Sol passage will get you there.
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Moonlight Dream - CC Nilo
Next door to Eden and has been open since circa 2017.
Past visits we’d assume that quite a few German Swingers reside close to the Nilo, as we’ve met quite a few in this area.
The owners are warm and friendly and speak a number of languages.
The club is fresh, clean and a nice seated area in and around the bar, with a small area at the end which I believe is a smoking area. Through the doors you have the toilets and changing room, which are very clean and thereafter you can strip down and enter the play area.
The play area is very unique and they have around 5 swinging summer huts with beds and condoms provided. Some lockable.
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Pubs/Bars/Meeting Points/Other
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Kiosk 6 - Nudist Beach Maspalomas (previously Kiosk 4) [Currently CLOSED as of May 2022]
Situated on the south side. Walk through the archway of the Riu Palace hotel then follow the path through the dunes for about 15 minutes and you will see a kiosk with a rainbow flag. This is the gay nudist beach and to the right of this is the "swinging" nudist beach and kiosk 6.
Whilst the kiosk is closed, there are people walking along the beach selling drinks, and the sun beds are out and available to hire. The area is usually busy with nudists/naturists and swingers alike and a good vibe and plenty of socialising with people of all nations.
Since the pandemic and lockdown, the dunes have naturally restored their beauty and the intention is to keep it this way. We understand that there are people that still play, but do this at your own risk as there are rangers patrolling the area and will issues considerable fines for not respecting the boundaries and keeping to the walkways.
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Comeback Bar - CC Cita (Top floor)
From the Leaning Tower of Pisa entrance of the Cita, head up the stairs where you will see Mach Bar, walk straight ahead and you will arrive at Comeback.
From the days where we felt it was a bit small and ugly, this bar has gone from strength to strength since the change of ownership.
A refurb and a spruce up made the Comeback very welcoming and it is frequented by swingers of all nations, given the bar a very international/European vibe.
Last October, this was the place to meet in the Cita, and the bar was heaving and spilling out into the aisles with tables.
As such, the owners have expanded Comeback and it’s gone XXL, which has really transformed the bar. The opposite space is now taken up by Comeback and kitted out lovely with plenty of seating. At the time of writing, it isn’t finished just yet, there’s an extra area being worked on which will give Comeback another dimension.
The owners also have some great staff working there who work hard to keep you topped up with drinks, all with a smile. You’ll be given a wristband and pay your tab at the end.
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Before SMP - CC Cita (Top floor)
Opened in 2021 and located on the top floor of the Cita Center. Best way to find Imagine Bar is to come in from Av. de Alamania (Leaning Tower entrance) and go straight up the stairs (stairs going down are to the swinging clubs). You’ll see Mach bar in front of you. Immediately turn left, past Marco Polo and Carlos V, then turn right. Keep walking and it’s on your left.
The owners are friendly, warm and welcoming and speak many languages. Bar is well stocked with some great premium drinks and have very interesting pearl shots, which should be experienced.
The vibe is laid back, and a great venue to be able to sit and chat. As it’s situated in a more remote area of the Cita, you can feel comfortable that there aren’t many vanillas passing by.
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Black Bulldog - CC Cita (Top floor)
Opened in 2021 and located on the top floor of the Cita Center. Best way to find the Black Bulldog is to come in from Av. de Alamania (Leaning Tower entrance) and go straight up the stairs (stairs going down are to the swinging clubs). You’ll see Mach bar in front of you. Immediately turn right and walk to the end where you will come to Heikes (a Borussia Dortmund bar). Turn left and the Black Bulldog is about two/three bars on the left.
The bar opens around 21:00 (closed on Wednesdays) and the first thing to really say is although this bar had an expansion late last year (the smoking area) due to demand, the demand is still very high and they do have a doorman to help manage this.
Of course, when busy and you can’t get in, this leads to disappointment, so either arrive early, reserve a table the night before, or pop back and see if the capacity has dropped.
Once in (I say in, it is an open faced bar), then it has lovely decor, stylish rather than bling and stands out in black and gold. But whilst predominantly black, it has been furnished lovely and clever lighting makes it feel bright and welcoming, rather than dark and dull.
Couple this with a wonderful warm service. The staff worked hard with smiles on their faces to keep you topped up with your favourite tipple.
They have a great range of drinks, including premium drinks like Grey Goose and Ron Zacapa 23YO and all at good prices.
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Klamotte Swing Inn - CC Cita (Basement)
Down the steps, past Secret and Fun4All and you’ll see Klamotte situated on the right hand side. If you reach the sex cinema, then you’re eyes must have been closed and you need to walk back (or pop to the cinema - haha).
Klamotte is another meeting point and predominantly a German bar. Nevertheless, it’s a great little place. Rather rugged and traditional but super friendly and welcoming.
It’s been known that the bar does overlook the odd bit of play that sometimes materialises in the toilets for those who can’t wait for a club. But doesn’t have a dedicated area.
A good solid meeting point with music for those who want something a bit more traditional in look and feel, making it quite different to the other bars.
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Hot Scandal Sex Cinema - CC Cita (Basement)
This is one place that’s open during the day and opens at 13:00 until 1:00 and welcomes all - Straight, Bi, Gay.
A day pass is €15 for couples and includes 2 drinks (€10 and one drink for single males, I believe). Drinks are very reasonably priced here.
There are two areas to the cinema, one plays your typical porn and then a second lounge area where they play gay movies, then a central bar for both areas.
There is also a darkroom and they have a naked theme on Mondays and Saturdays, and underwear on Thursdays.
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2x2 Meeting Point - CC La Sandia (Located East Side, below ground level) (Previously Bude 4)
Again a new venue on the PDI swinging landscape and the first thing I recommend is to make sure you have cash available, as when we attended in May 22, they weren’t taking card payments. The nearest ATM is on the West Side of Sandia next to the HiperDino supermarket and you will be charged €5 commission from this machine.
Anyone who previously visited this venue, will know it is a small, chic looking bar and with the revamp, this is no different.
Still immaculate, friendly staff and relaxing.
When we attended, they did have some tables reserved, so obviously an option.
They occasionally have a strip/live sex night, and we attended on this night though never watched the show. It was getting busy by the time we left, so assume that this show was part of the reason, so if you’re interested in watching, it may be worth to get their early (oh and don’t forget your cash!).
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Sweet Moments - CC La Sandia (Located in the middle of the Sandia between West and East Side, ground level)
If you’re heading in from the West Side and have HiperDino to your left, walk straight through the Sandia where the sign “Shopping Center La Sandia” is situated and going through the aisle, you will start to pass some bars. Sweet Moments is on the left. Walking straight ahead will eventually get you to the East Side and where 2x2 and 2x2 MP is (albeit below ground).
Sweet Moments is a small bar. We didn’t see any play areas but it is packed and typically the market is predominantly German. Nevertheless, we were made to feel very welcome by staff and guests.
A very warm bar, a hidden gem quite often overlooked but nevertheless a fun one. It is quite loud with music and can be a bit smoky by the bar area, but definitely a place to visit and tick off the fun island list.
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Studio 69 - Yumbo Centrum
Opened in 2021 and situated in it’s own corner of the Yumbo. The easiest way to find it is it’s on the first floor (or middle of you prefer) behind Sparkles. Not the Burger King/Mini Golf corner, but the other corner (There is a video on a social media platform giving walk through directions).
Now this is known as the naughty fun bar and for the regulars, you will know the owners from the old Imagine Bar in the Cita.
However, they have re-Imagined themselves to offer something slightly different to all the other swinging venues out there.
As many like to have a drink or something to eat in and around the Yumbo, they have given the community the first swinging venue in the Yumbo. Secondly, whilst they are still a swinging bar, they’ve also stayed true to the flamboyant vibe of the Yumbo (which is the hub for the LGBTQ2S+ community).
The naughty fun bar welcomes everyone and has a nice, bright, colourful interior with ample seating around tables and stools. There’s a nice seating area intelligently positioned in front of the pole for those who want to entertain. Finally, there’s a small play area with a bed should the horn take over.
Equally exciting about Studio 69 is the outside. They have a bar with a seating area and when the shops closed, the bar is wheeled out to make a large sitting area for people to socialise and enjoy.
They have a weekly drag artist. So if you see a night with Miss Ash then definitely worth popping down to watch and enjoy the entertainment.
Unlike Sparkles and Ricky’s where they have a number of acts, Miss Ash does bring a uniqueness to their show. They’ll start by going round having a chat and an introduction, before embarking on a show of song, dance, jokes and games. Granted it can be a bit like 80s holiday camp entertainment, but nothing wrong with a bit of retro and this does make to be a good ice breaker for people holidaying solo or couples a bit shy and needing a bit of support to meet people.
Studio 69 has a good collection of branded drinks, especially Gin and Rum, and make some great cocktails.
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La Suite - Yumbo Centrum
Opened in 2022 and situated on the middle floor, main Yumbo entrance side. Walk down the stairs, past the shops and will be on the left (behind English Bakery).
As it’s a new venue, there’s not too much to say about this place just yet and whether it’s a swingers bar, or just swinger friendly.
What is currently known is that it’s a French chap who runs it and predominantly targeting French guests (swingers?) but of course open for other nations. It’s a classy bar with reasonable drink prices.
Hopefully more information will be available in the weeks to come.
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Hotels/Resorts
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Venus Star Resort
Not to be confused with Venus Resort, this is a new bigger site in a different location and a dedicated complex for swingers. Only couples and females are allowed to stay/visit.
I understand the minimum stay is 4 nights, though calling direct you can book to stay for 3 nights in the bungalows.
I believe at the time of writing, day passes are available at €35. Non guests are also welcomed to join them for their BBQ, again I believe on Tuesdays and Saturdays, circa €60.
Other adult only places that are popular with swingers are:
• La Mirage Swingers Complex (Maspalomas)
• Gold by Marina (Close to Sandia/Cita)
• Playa del Sol (Yumbo)
There are other Adult only hotels, but this is probably the top four.
Although not an adult hotel, Abora Caterina is also a hotel popular for swingers as it is in walking distance from the Cita.
The closest hotel to the Cita is the Rey Carlos. Rooms are a bit more dated here, but they do have a number of recently renovated modern rooms, if you book a superior room.
A number of the Fab PDI family regularly post in the forum a monthly list for people going to fun island, which also gives people the opportunity to add where they are staying as well as dates, so definitely worth checking other posts for this and recommendations (though we encourage you to view and only post when you have confirmed a date and venue. Use other or create a post if you want to discuss recommendations)
Hotels: Personally, we would always recommend somewhere in and around the Yumbo Center, as it’s central to everywhere you would want to go. The beach is about a 15 minute walk, so if you prefer to be on the beach, then you may want to look for a different hotel. But if being in the centre of everything is more for you and you want somewhere clean, cheap and cheerful, then Playa del Sol, eo Las Gacelas, and Mur Hotels Buenos Aires are all decent. A bus from the airport will take you outside the Yumbo for €3.50.
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Flights
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Of course, there are packages you can book with companies such as Jet2Holidays, TUI and First Choice.
But for those who want to book hotels separately, then a starting point for flights out would be to use Ryanair or Jet2.
From the Midlands, it’s a circa 4 hour flight so whilst not the most comfortable seats, you can pick up some cheap flights with Ryanair and for four hours, I think they are tolerable.
Of course, there are other companies/airlines that fly out, but the above gives you a starting point.
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Transfers
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From the airport to PDI, it is roughly 30/40 minutes and a number of possible ways to get there from transfers/taxis/bus/car hire.
We used to get a hotel transfer from Plus Group via Ryanair when booking a flight. This was always a great service to your hotel doorstep. It’s currently (May 22) £14.84 return is staying in PDI/Maspalomas/Meloneras.
Other transfer companies which Fabsters have recommended/use are
• Sun Transfers
• Zip Transfers
• Viva Transfers
• Hoppa
Car hire has gone up considerably post pandemic which was previously stupidly cheap. Still reasonable in price and a number of companies do car hire, such as CiCar. There have been a few negative experiences with fuel costs and hidden costs so do some current homework. To date, the pick of the bunch is Autoreisen who have been very reliable for most people and provide a good all round service.
A good tip is to take a look at Questor Insurance as part of your car hire. They do something called Vehicle Hire Insurance, which helps with the hidden costs.
Other ways of getting to PDI is a taxi, which is circa €40-€50 or to jump on a bus.
The two buses that you need to look out for is the 66, which is the Express or the 90. Both take you to PDI and outside the Yumbo for €3.50 (cash/card/contactless) and Cita, and take around 30 to 40 minutes. The company is gua gua global, so a quick search and you’ll find their website and timetable.
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Places to Eat/Drink
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There are many great places to eat, drink and party and below we offer some starting points for you to consider.
On the ground floor plaza of the Yumbo, The China Town buffet is fantastic value for money and do a fantastic sangria/champagne sangria. Really friendly staff. It isn’t the cheapest, currently around €12.50 compared to some that are €9.50, but for us that little more investment in China Town is worthwhile. They have smaller Bain Maries so the make smaller portions & are quite very busy. This means that the food is turned over constantly, regularly replaced so is always fresh, compared to some places that are open all day and all night.
There’s also a Burger King on the plaza for those who prefer something fast and familiar (or McDonalds on the PDI beach front). Near to BK is Fiction and Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is a regular place for us. Drinks are cheap and decent, a large beer is €3 but they do a happy hour. Cocktails 2 for €8/€10. Also good for a breakfast.
On the first floor in the Yumbo is the English Bakery who make great homemade chips but for us the winner was the delicious desserts and scones with jam/clotted cream).
The Yumbo Centre being the hub for the gay community, of course there are a lot of gay clubs and cabarets such as Ricky's and Sparkles that you can enjoy the drag queen shows. If you are a straight man, then the cruising clubs are not for you and you may want to give them a miss. They have Pride at the beginning of May and Winter Pride at the beginning of November, so bear in mind it will get busy and more flamboyant during these times.
Slightly north of pdi centre, near CC Ronda, there’s a fantastic eat all you want Chinese called Asia House. It’s about €14. The main difference is it’s not served buffet style but rather made to order. We would recommend, as others have recommended us.
A more expensive Chinese towards the Nilo, is Miss Asia. We haven’t visited but the locals who recommended Asia House, also recommended here. This again is situated outside the main area of PDI on a street called Calle Partera Leonorita, in an area called San Fernando. This area is where a lot of locals eat and can be cheaper than the main parts of PDI where costs/footfall is much higher. This road has a number of good places to eat and a couple of restaurants for tapas on this street worth trying are Ibericos J. Cruz and La Tapita Los Jose’s.
Continuing Tapas, not far from Gran Chaparral is Tango Tapas. They make fantastic sangria and amazing tapas in a great surrounding. The owner is a really friendly gent who welcomes you to his restaurant.
Near The Kasbah Centre there is a Brasilian club, if you fancy some salsa and dancing and close by is Little Brasil for a churrascaria rodizio (eat as much meat) experience. Also in the Kasbah is the Irish Tavern that is busy, happy hour every hour and a karaoke. There’s also the Chinawhite and Pacha nightclubs. Sultan Kebab make an excellent Dürum Kebab (There are a few of these around PDI).
Other places to eat that we would recommend are Marco Polo’s in the Cita Center. The €21 fillet steak is to die for. Carlos V next door isn’t bad for a steak also with 3 courses for €14. Cheap and cheerful.
Downstairs on the ground floor is Mac’s Tea Room, which is worth visiting in the day. They have a great range of cakes and pastries, and have different pies on a weekly basis depending on what their supplier makes the previous week. Can be tricky to find, so the quickest way is to be on Av de Alemania side and to the right of the leaning tower of Pisa is a small road. There are signs here, but walk down this road and there’s an entrance to the left. The first place is the animal charity shop and it is next door.
Finally, if you’re looking for a bite to eat after leaving the Cita, there is a takeaway called Pepe Chiringo on the outside (Av de Francia/Eiffel Tower side), so if you’re a skinful, kebab on the way home type of person, Chiringos is a go to.
Link to their thread and other fabber comments & experiences - https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/spain/1307164
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