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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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Grant Shapps has just announced Canary islands to remain on quarantine list. However, he is looking at the rates on an individual island basis, rather than lumping the mainland and its islands together. That's a good thing, so hopefully infection rates might go down in GC, so they can come off the list.  |
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"Grant Shapps has just announced Canary islands to remain on quarantine list. However, he is looking at the rates on an individual island basis, rather than lumping the mainland and its islands together. That's a good thing, so hopefully infection rates might go down in GC, so they can come off the list. "
We will soon be past our own criteria for quarantine. Which means any person arriving in the UK from the UK will have to quarantine for 2 weeks.
It's like wiping your feet on the doormat when you leave the house. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Grant Shapps has just announced Canary islands to remain on quarantine list. However, he is looking at the rates on an individual island basis, rather than lumping the mainland and its islands together. That's a good thing, so hopefully infection rates might go down in GC, so they can come off the list.
We will soon be past our own criteria for quarantine. Which means any person arriving in the UK from the UK will have to quarantine for 2 weeks.
It's like wiping your feet on the doormat when you leave the house."
Haha  you're right! |
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over a year ago
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"We have just past it, officially at 21.3 per 100k 
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So will we still be expected to quarantine when we return from a region which has better Covid-19 stats than our own? |
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"We have just past it, officially at 21.3 per 100k
Hmmm....
So will we still be expected to quarantine when we return from a region which has better Covid-19 stats than our own?"
Yep so it seems!
Absolutely insane!
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"We have just past it, officially at 21.3 per 100k
Hmmm....
So will we still be expected to quarantine when we return from a region which has better Covid-19 stats than our own?"
It looks that way...crazy |
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The fact that they have banned only specific Greek islands might be a very positive outlook for the canaries if they can get the cases under control again,
It's really bad for the tourist industry that pretty much every country has blacklisted the canaries but that way I'm sure the cases will fall rapidly and fingers crossed for the winter season.
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"The fact that they have banned only specific Greek islands might be a very positive outlook for the canaries if they can get the cases under control again,
It's really bad for the tourist industry that pretty much every country has blacklisted the canaries but that way I'm sure the cases will fall rapidly and fingers crossed for the winter season.
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Yes fingers crossed for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But they might ban the British 
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would "
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones."
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe "
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's "
Hahaha! |
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's "
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ? "
That. And they are rolling on the floor laughing |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ?
That. And they are rolling on the floor laughing "
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ?
That. And they are rolling on the floor laughing
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Anyone within 3m is likely to be hit with a mop. Don't ask... you don't want to know about my Freddy Mercury impressions....  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ?
That. And they are rolling on the floor laughing
Anyone within 3m is likely to be hit with a mop. Don't ask... you don't want to know about my Freddy Mercury impressions.... "
Aaw , gowan, do tell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ?
That. And they are rolling on the floor laughing
Anyone within 3m is likely to be hit with a mop. Don't ask... you don't want to know about my Freddy Mercury impressions....
Aaw , gowan, do tell "
I'm desperately clinging to the last vestiges of my dignity here... let's say some people shouldn't dance, but still do. I am one such person. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
Is that because nobody will come within 2m of you naked ?
That. And they are rolling on the floor laughing
Anyone within 3m is likely to be hit with a mop. Don't ask... you don't want to know about my Freddy Mercury impressions....
Aaw , gowan, do tell
I'm desperately clinging to the last vestiges of my dignity here... let's say some people shouldn't dance, but still do. I am one such person. "
Everyone should dance |
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Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!"
Tut...try Aldi's... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!"
PMSL at this stream, great to see sense of humour restored, especially as I've got the flu and feeling sorry for myself, lol (covid test negative by the way)
Next time I go up the drinks isle at Sainsburys I'll be looking for the guy in a hasmat suit looking for a pole |
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By *lee69Couple
over a year ago
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
PMSL at this stream, great to see sense of humour restored, especially as I've got the flu and feeling sorry for myself, lol (covid test negative by the way)
Next time I go up the drinks isle at Sainsburys I'll be looking for the guy in a hasmat suit looking for a pole "
Nothing wrong with dancing in the aisles makes shopping more bearable |
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
PMSL at this stream, great to see sense of humour restored, especially as I've got the flu and feeling sorry for myself, lol (covid test negative by the way)
Next time I go up the drinks isle at Sainsburys I'll be looking for the guy in a hasmat suit looking for a pole
Nothing wrong with dancing in the aisles makes shopping more bearable "
I agree great to see good old fasion brittish humour, pmsl on my lunch break, we should all be dancing once this shit is over. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
PMSL at this stream, great to see sense of humour restored, especially as I've got the flu and feeling sorry for myself, lol (covid test negative by the way)
Next time I go up the drinks isle at Sainsburys I'll be looking for the guy in a hasmat suit looking for a pole
Nothing wrong with dancing in the aisles makes shopping more bearable
I agree great to see good old fasion brittish humour, pmsl on my lunch break, we should all be dancing once this shit is over."
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I miss having a good 'ole boogie! |
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!"
Your going to the wrong Sainsbury’s, the one by me is full of poles in the drink isles |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
Your going to the wrong Sainsbury’s, the one by me is full of poles in the drink isles "
Hahaha . Sounds familiar in our Tesco! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/spain-will-negotiate-corridors?
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Not sure that will happen. From an infection point of view, I would wonder why they want Brits there. Our new cases today are almost 2500 and yes I realise they need the tourists there. |
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I am sure us Brits will be missed if we start to cancel our bookings. Unlike lots of holiday resorts we tend to book this one in PDI well in advance. Just to make sure we don't miss out. The GC authorities will be aware that any cancellations now by the British will be very hard to fill. I read something the other day that the Germans are being much more cautious in booking their holidays until Covid is sorted. ( Germans are always more sensible and cautious that us). Let's keep out fingers crossed that the airlines don't screw this up for us. I have reserved my accommodation for mid December but am holding back on the flights. |
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"https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/spain-will-negotiate-corridors?
Not sure that will happen. From an infection point of view, I would wonder why they want Brits there. Our new cases today are almost 2500 and yes I realise they need the tourists there."
I think any country dependent on tourism is suffering right now.
I was very pro quarantine when this whole thing started but now that we have a 90 minute test, I fail to see why 2 weeks of quarantine is necessary. Surely if you test negative after 5 days of being in the country then quarantine is moot? |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/spain-will-negotiate-corridors?
Not sure that will happen. From an infection point of view, I would wonder why they want Brits there. Our new cases today are almost 2500 and yes I realise they need the tourists there.
I think any country dependent on tourism is suffering right now.
I was very pro quarantine when this whole thing started but now that we have a 90 minute test, I fail to see why 2 weeks of quarantine is necessary. Surely if you test negative after 5 days of being in the country then quarantine is moot?"
I would have thought so. |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Some are doom & gloom on here Let’s be hopefully anyone can get away to here or anywhere "
I get your point  but it is a reality. 7 Greek islands have been put on the quarantine list, as from 4am tomorrow, people are paying upwards of £400 each to get home from those islands as some just can't isolate. I hope people do get their holidays, it as you see, things can change over night. |
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"Some are doom & gloom on here Let’s be hopefully anyone can get away to here or anywhere "
I agree ,I dont understand personally, why the ppl who have decided not to go bother to constantly post negative things....I do get that we are all entitled to opinions but theres an awful lot that it seems like its all thats getting posted and its the very people who have made the decision not to go....th only reason im checking the forum lately is for updates from people who are actually there and can give accurate information on how GC is at the moment etc.....what,is and isnt opened etc...nothing more  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Some are doom & gloom on here Let’s be hopefully anyone can get away to here or anywhere
I agree ,I dont understand personally, why the ppl who have decided not to go bother to constantly post negative things....I do get that we are all entitled to opinions but theres an awful lot that it seems like its all thats getting posted and its the very people who have made the decision not to go....th only reason im checking the forum lately is for updates from people who are actually there and can give accurate information on how GC is at the moment etc.....what,is and isnt opened etc...nothing more "
It's an open forum where people who have differing opinions, comment and I hope you and others get your holidays. We too would like to go, but isolation on return doesn't really work for us |
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We would love to go too but prefer not to right now and the quarantine wouldn’t work for us either
We not moaning about it and really hope the ones who are going have a great time
We are soooooooooo jealous
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"We would love to go too but prefer not to right now and the quarantine wouldn’t work for us either
We not moaning about it and really hope the ones who are going have a great time
We are soooooooooo jealous
Lol"
well people will still have a holiday regardless what is open, no one can change that |
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"Some are doom & gloom on here Let’s be hopefully anyone can get away to here or anywhere
I agree ,I dont understand personally, why the ppl who have decided not to go bother to constantly post negative things....I do get that we are all entitled to opinions but theres an awful lot that it seems like its all thats getting posted and its the very people who have made the decision not to go....th only reason im checking the forum lately is for updates from people who are actually there and can give accurate information on how GC is at the moment etc.....what,is and isnt opened etc...nothing more "
check out the YUMBO webcam. Everyone has different ideas no question on that -but we really need something to look forward to swinging or not |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Some are doom & gloom on here Let’s be hopefully anyone can get away to here or anywhere
I agree ,I dont understand personally, why the ppl who have decided not to go bother to constantly post negative things....I do get that we are all entitled to opinions but theres an awful lot that it seems like its all thats getting posted and its the very people who have made the decision not to go....th only reason im checking the forum lately is for updates from people who are actually there and can give accurate information on how GC is at the moment etc.....what,is and isnt opened etc...nothing more
check out the YUMBO webcam. Everyone has different ideas no question on that -but we really need something to look forward to swinging or not "
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Went to the cita last night , for a walk about in the basement nothing open at all ,upstairs just one place with four people in and upstairs one bar at the back was very busy didn’t get the name , the Yumbo was dead , one bloke had he’s mobile stolen from him by four Spanish kids , was told they pulled a gun on him , been here for 3 days and haven’t seen any police yet , weathers really hot , but nothing to do , glad I only came for a week , it’s not the same here at all |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Went to the cita last night , for a walk about in the basement nothing open at all ,upstairs just one place with four people in and upstairs one bar at the back was very busy didn’t get the name , the Yumbo was dead , one bloke had he’s mobile stolen from him by four Spanish kids , was told they pulled a gun on him , been here for 3 days and haven’t seen any police yet , weathers really hot , but nothing to do , glad I only came for a week , it’s not the same here at all "
Thanks for that, says it all really..sounds like the busy bar may be Imagine |
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!"
1 which Sainsburys
2 will you be performing this friday |
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
1 which Sainsburys
2 will you be performing this friday "
I never let people know in advance, once the paparazzi get wind of it... well, it's chaos. It's a bit like when people in a crowd break into synchronised dancing. Except I dance to "Careless Whisper" to the beat of "ThunderStruck"... it ain't pretty folks.
Interesting how no one wants to know when I'll be buck naked in Fun4All (that hurts ). I mean on a site loaded with card carrying perverts.... I think I've started a new fetish. No way the Ebola Emergency response team are getting their kit back from me now! |
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over a year ago
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
1 which Sainsburys
2 will you be performing this friday
I never let people know in advance, once the paparazzi get wind of it... well, it's chaos. It's a bit like when people in a crowd break into synchronised dancing. Except I dance to "Careless Whisper" to the beat of "ThunderStruck"... it ain't pretty folks.
Interesting how no one wants to know when I'll be buck naked in Fun4All (that hurts ). I mean on a site loaded with card carrying perverts.... I think I've started a new fetish. No way the Ebola Emergency response team are getting their kit back from me now!"
Can I be your agent? |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"We’ve booked for Christmas and March ‘21 & will Deff be there if possible.
We’re fortunate enough to be in Corfu right now and feel very safe  x"
It is lovely isn't it and the weather's beautiful there  |
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
1 which Sainsburys
2 will you be performing this friday
I never let people know in advance, once the paparazzi get wind of it... well, it's chaos. It's a bit like when people in a crowd break into synchronised dancing. Except I dance to "Careless Whisper" to the beat of "ThunderStruck"... it ain't pretty folks.
Interesting how no one wants to know when I'll be buck naked in Fun4All (that hurts ). I mean on a site loaded with card carrying perverts.... I think I've started a new fetish. No way the Ebola Emergency response team are getting their kit back from me now!
Can I be your agent? "
Sure! I'll move you up to the front of the queue. The guys in the white lab coats were making me nervous anyway...
PDI isn't going to be the same without you |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
1 which Sainsburys
2 will you be performing this friday
I never let people know in advance, once the paparazzi get wind of it... well, it's chaos. It's a bit like when people in a crowd break into synchronised dancing. Except I dance to "Careless Whisper" to the beat of "ThunderStruck"... it ain't pretty folks.
Interesting how no one wants to know when I'll be buck naked in Fun4All (that hurts ). I mean on a site loaded with card carrying perverts.... I think I've started a new fetish. No way the Ebola Emergency response team are getting their kit back from me now!
Can I be your agent?
Sure! I'll move you up to the front of the queue. The guys in the white lab coats were making me nervous anyway...
PDI isn't going to be the same without you "
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"Sainsbury's don't mind me wearing as hazmat suit.... but as soon as I start dancing they call security They are no fun at all They've totally ignored my request for a pole in the drinks isle... rotters!!!
1 which Sainsburys
2 will you be performing this friday
Now this I would really love to see
I never let people know in advance, once the paparazzi get wind of it... well, it's chaos. It's a bit like when people in a crowd break into synchronised dancing. Except I dance to "Careless Whisper" to the beat of "ThunderStruck"... it ain't pretty folks.
Interesting how no one wants to know when I'll be buck naked in Fun4All (that hurts ). I mean on a site loaded with card carrying perverts.... I think I've started a new fetish. No way the Ebola Emergency response team are getting their kit back from me now!"
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"We’ve booked for Christmas and March ‘21 & will Deff be there if possible.
We’re fortunate enough to be in Corfu right now and feel very safe x
It is lovely isn't it and the weather's beautiful there "
It is down on the naturist beach, 34 degrees today x |
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By *amiss OP Couple
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"We’ve booked for Christmas and March ‘21 & will Deff be there if possible.
We’re fortunate enough to be in Corfu right now and feel very safe x
It is lovely isn't it and the weather's beautiful there
It is down on the naturist beach, 34 degrees today x"
Very envious, enjoy x |
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"We’ve booked for Christmas and March ‘21 & will Deff be there if possible.
We’re fortunate enough to be in Corfu right now and feel very safe x
It is lovely isn't it and the weather's beautiful there
It is down on the naturist beach, 34 degrees today x
Very envious, enjoy x"
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"We’ve booked for Christmas and March ‘21 & will Deff be there if possible.
We’re fortunate enough to be in Corfu right now and feel very safe x
It is lovely isn't it and the weather's beautiful there
It is down on the naturist beach, 34 degrees today x
Very envious, enjoy x
I'm not envious at all.. I always cry on happy occasions "
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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So at the risk of being accused of spreading doom and gloom...a local bar owner says it's like a ghost town and was busier when they were in lock down...don't shoot the messenger... |
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"So at the risk of being accused of spreading doom and gloom...a local bar owner says it's like a ghost town and was busier when they were in lock down...don't shoot the messenger... "
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"So at the risk of being accused of spreading doom and gloom...a local bar owner says it's like a ghost town and was busier when they were in lock down...don't shoot the messenger...
God help them "
I know...bless them all..
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everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum |
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"everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum"
My post above is from a bar owner in PDI not someone who is spending a week out there, how much more accurate do you need and what's happening now has no bearing on what may happen in a couple of weeks. These business owners are the one's who have the updated information that will be helpful to you nearer the time, so you won't need to keep checking the forum every day |
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"Well said greigandsuie !!
All we are looking for is info to make an informed judgement to go or not to go."
As above, the update is from a local bar owner, what more information do you need? |
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yip, ive been checking on September,and other relevant posts, but,they tend to get full pretty quickly, im not looking for a crystal ball,or for anyone to see in to the future , just informative, up to date information from fellow fabbers who are in GC at the moment,as it is ever changing. |
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"everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum
My post above is from a bar owner in PDI not someone who is spending a week out there, how much more accurate do you need and what's happening now has no bearing on what may happen in a couple of weeks. These business owners are the one's who have the updated information that will be helpful to you nearer the time, so you won't need to keep checking the forum every day "
Yea and I will chat with them directly, but other info regarding PDI is always helpful, lets play nice, as u know, most ppl bump into each other over the years, and I like to keep it friendly |
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"yip, ive been checking on September,and other relevant posts, but,they tend to get full pretty quickly, im not looking for a crystal ball,or for anyone to see in to the future , just informative, up to date information from fellow fabbers who are in GC at the moment,as it is ever changing."
I get what you are saying, there obviously aren't that many there who comment if the local businesses are saying it's quiet then it must be,I feel very sorry for them... The problem is, the clubs can't open and any bars who don't serve food, can't open, that may or may not change in a couple of weeks. |
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"everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum
My post above is from a bar owner in PDI not someone who is spending a week out there, how much more accurate do you need and what's happening now has no bearing on what may happen in a couple of weeks. These business owners are the one's who have the updated information that will be helpful to you nearer the time, so you won't need to keep checking the forum every day
Yea and I will chat with them directly, but other info regarding PDI is always helpful, lets play nice, as u know, most ppl bump into each other over the years, and I like to keep it friendly "
I don't see any unfriendly comments from anyone. I started the thread, which is why I comment on it |
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"everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum"
What a ridiculous rant
If you'd used that time a little more constructively you could have made the effort to contact some of the club owners yourself rather than being lazy and expecting others to do it for you.
I know I have been in regular contact with several of the friends I've made over the years visiting clubs and bars and I know for a fact saniss has too.
You're a very rude person. |
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"everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum
What a ridiculous rant
If you'd used that time a little more constructively you could have made the effort to contact some of the club owners yourself rather than being lazy and expecting others to do it for you.
I know I have been in regular contact with several of the friends I've made over the years visiting clubs and bars and I know for a fact saniss has too.
You're a very rude person."
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I can't predict the future. However I have a fair idea the Gran Canaria and the other isles will still be breathtakingly beautiful places they have always been, with the aame relaxed friendly locals.
When we booked in January we were hoping for a busy swinging holiday with friends we are bringing with us. Now that this has changed we have decided to hire a car (which is really cheap over there) and explore the Island, since we think its a shame we never leave PDI.
So at best we will have an amazing time enjoying something new. Or at the very worst we will ne locked down in our Villa, lying next to the pool and having a BBQ every day. Oh the horror.
Whichever way, it beats working, and the weather is gorgeous this time of year.
If we can't fly over, all 4 of us can put things off until we can.
All I can say is that these are uncertain times and the ability to make the best of a bad situation is going to be an important skill until we have a vaccine. |
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"everyday I check these posts to see if there are updates from people who are just back or who are there at the moment...and yet, most of the posts still remain info from fabbers who are not over in canaries and seem to have an abundance of time adding numerous daily updates on it all which isnt really informative other than telling people who may have booked how quiet it all is.My interest is purely because we are due to go in a few weeks, and if we get, ill give a bit of info on here, and then, ill have no need for the daily check to the forum
What a ridiculous rant
If you'd used that time a little more constructively you could have made the effort to contact some of the club owners yourself rather than being lazy and expecting others to do it for you.
I know I have been in regular contact with several of the friends I've made over the years visiting clubs and bars and I know for a fact saniss has too......
we also have been going fr years and met and made lots of friends, but im specifically looking for info from people on holiday in GC for any updates...and as is usual for a forum, its a platform for people to mis use......im certainly not making our name known for getting into drama on an an adult swingers site.....suzie
You're a very rude person."
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"I can't predict the future. However I have a fair idea the Gran Canaria and the other isles will still be breathtakingly beautiful places they have always been, with the aame relaxed friendly locals.
When we booked in January we were hoping for a busy swinging holiday with friends we are bringing with us. Now that this has changed we have decided to hire a car (which is really cheap over there) and explore the Island, since we think its a shame we never leave PDI.
So at best we will have an amazing time enjoying something new. Or at the very worst we will ne locked down in our Villa, lying next to the pool and having a BBQ every day. Oh the horror.
Whichever way, it beats working, and the weather is gorgeous this time of year.
If we can't fly over, all 4 of us can put things off until we can.
All I can say is that these are uncertain times and the ability to make the best of a bad situation is going to be an important skill until we have a vaccine. "
Exactly this, it's still a lovely holiday, just lounging in the sun |
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"I can't predict the future. However I have a fair idea the Gran Canaria and the other isles will still be breathtakingly beautiful places they have always been, with the aame relaxed friendly locals.
When we booked in January we were hoping for a busy swinging holiday with friends we are bringing with us. Now that this has changed we have decided to hire a car (which is really cheap over there) and explore the Island, since we think its a shame we never leave PDI.
So at best we will have an amazing time enjoying something new. Or at the very worst we will ne locked down in our Villa, lying next to the pool and having a BBQ every day. Oh the horror.
Whichever way, it beats working, and the weather is gorgeous this time of year.
If we can't fly over, all 4 of us can put things off until we can.
All I can say is that these are uncertain times and the ability to make the best of a bad situation is going to be an important skill until we have a vaccine. "
If our flight goes we fully intend to sneak into your villa and steal a sausage or too off your bbq dance around your washing pole come back with a tan and make the most of our 12 days in the sunshine. if they don’t let us leave our hotel then as long as we get fed and can get a cold drink and a bit of sun that will do. If all that doesn’t happen and we don’t get to go then we fully intend to sulk for a little while then move on. |
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"We have just past it, officially at 21.3 per 100k
Hmmm....
So will we still be expected to quarantine when we return from a region which has better Covid-19 stats than our own?"
It will be ...
Arrive at resort for your 2 week holiday.
Immediately self isolate in your room for 14 days.
Leave room for airport, fly home then self isolate at home for 14 days.
After 14 days at home go to supermarket where half the shoppers don't bother to wear masks, go home, unpack shopping, receive a call from Track and Trace advising of contact with Covid, isolate for 10 days and then.....oh bollocks just stay in.. |
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"I can't predict the future. However I have a fair idea the Gran Canaria and the other isles will still be breathtakingly beautiful places they have always been, with the aame relaxed friendly locals.
When we booked in January we were hoping for a busy swinging holiday with friends we are bringing with us. Now that this has changed we have decided to hire a car (which is really cheap over there) and explore the Island, since we think its a shame we never leave PDI.
So at best we will have an amazing time enjoying something new. Or at the very worst we will ne locked down in our Villa, lying next to the pool and having a BBQ every day. Oh the horror.
Whichever way, it beats working, and the weather is gorgeous this time of year.
If we can't fly over, all 4 of us can put things off until we can.
All I can say is that these are uncertain times and the ability to make the best of a bad situation is going to be an important skill until we have a vaccine.
If our flight goes we fully intend to sneak into your villa and steal a sausage or too off your bbq dance around your washing pole come back with a tan and make the most of our 12 days in the sunshine. if they don’t let us leave our hotel then as long as we get fed and can get a cold drink and a bit of sun that will do. If all that doesn’t happen and we don’t get to go then we fully intend to sulk for a little while then move on. "
You guys are so much fun I think you would have a good time wherever you go.
It's going to be so great to see you guys again. Seriously, even if we stuck in quarantine when we get back and stay that way for the rest of the year it will be worth it just to see all our amazing friends again. If I was a puppy dog my tail would be wagging
PS. If I catch you dancing on the pole I will join you! You have been warned |
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So for an update.
We keep reading about GC being put in a lockdown. Load of bull S***. Las Palmas should of been put in a lockdown a month ago. LP have all the infections just now the rest of the island has very very low infections.
So now the spanish have went back to work and back home at the end of August the numbers now are falling and falling fast. Tuesday they dropped by 50%. Today they had a small increase. But discharged has jumped up today.
France have took the islands off the red list, Germany last night said they will be taking it off the list soon.
Also on Monday afternoon, the tourism ministry said “ a deal with the Uk government was just round the corner”
Yes right now the place is dead, went out round town last night for a meal and some drinks. All we can say is it was busier in lockdown than it was last night.
Anything anyone wants to know just ask and we will try and answer it. But really it changes on an hour by hour right now. So no one really knows what can or will happen.
As it stands just now things are 100x better than it was this time last week |
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"So for an update.
We keep reading about GC being put in a lockdown. Load of bull S***. Las Palmas should of been put in a lockdown a month ago. LP have all the infections just now the rest of the island has very very low infections.
So now the spanish have went back to work and back home at the end of August the numbers now are falling and falling fast. Tuesday they dropped by 50%. Today they had a small increase. But discharged has jumped up today.
France have took the islands off the red list, Germany last night said they will be taking it off the list soon.
Also on Monday afternoon, the tourism ministry said “ a deal with the Uk government was just round the corner”
Yes right now the place is dead, went out round town last night for a meal and some drinks. All we can say is it was busier in lockdown than it was last night.
Anything anyone wants to know just ask and we will try and answer it. But really it changes on an hour by hour right now. So no one really knows what can or will happen.
As it stands just now things are 100x better than it was this time last week "
Thank you for this really positive news!
Tell the ghosts to have their fun while they can because we will be there in force in October and we will be making a lot of noise! No room for ghosts.
PDI brace yourselves! Some of us have 6 months of pent up fun spilling over the top.
Right now we feel like kids waiting for Christmas and you've just made my day!!! |
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What’s happened to the police out here , the local police station is closed (by the Yumbo) and I haven’t seen or heard any police cars since I have been here , was at the Yumbo on Tuesday and A bloke got mugged by four Spanish kids with a gun ( maybe fake ) the two guards were telling this bloke who got mugged it’s pointless reporting it to the police as they wouldn’t be able to do anything? There’s no CCTV at the Yumbo which shocked me |
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"What’s happened to the police out here , the local police station is closed (by the Yumbo) and I haven’t seen or heard any police cars since I have been here , was at the Yumbo on Tuesday and A bloke got mugged by four Spanish kids with a gun ( maybe fake ) the two guards were telling this bloke who got mugged it’s pointless reporting it to the police as they wouldn’t be able to do anything? There’s no CCTV at the Yumbo which shocked me "
I have it on good authority that the only police person in PDI is currently moonlighting as a waiter and pool attendant. Can't be everywhere at once. |
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"So for an update.
We keep reading about GC being put in a lockdown. Load of bull S***. Las Palmas should of been put in a lockdown a month ago. LP have all the infections just now the rest of the island has very very low infections.
So now the spanish have went back to work and back home at the end of August the numbers now are falling and falling fast. Tuesday they dropped by 50%. Today they had a small increase. But discharged has jumped up today.
France have took the islands off the red list, Germany last night said they will be taking it off the list soon.
Also on Monday afternoon, the tourism ministry said “ a deal with the Uk government was just round the corner”
Yes right now the place is dead, went out round town last night for a meal and some drinks. All we can say is it was busier in lockdown than it was last night.
Anything anyone wants to know just ask and we will try and answer it. But really it changes on an hour by hour right now. So no one really knows what can or will happen.
As it stands just now things are 100x better than it was this time last week "
Great update, thank you Things can change and hopefully for the better. If they open up the corridors, it should make a big difference |
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"What’s happened to the police out here , the local police station is closed (by the Yumbo) and I haven’t seen or heard any police cars since I have been here , was at the Yumbo on Tuesday and A bloke got mugged by four Spanish kids with a gun ( maybe fake ) the two guards were telling this bloke who got mugged it’s pointless reporting it to the police as they wouldn’t be able to do anything? There’s no CCTV at the Yumbo which shocked me "
That's pretty unsettling... |
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"What’s happened to the police out here , the local police station is closed (by the Yumbo) and I haven’t seen or heard any police cars since I have been here , was at the Yumbo on Tuesday and A bloke got mugged by four Spanish kids with a gun ( maybe fake ) the two guards were telling this bloke who got mugged it’s pointless reporting it to the police as they wouldn’t be able to do anything? There’s no CCTV at the Yumbo which shocked me
I have it on good authority that the only police person in PDI is currently moonlighting as a waiter and pool attendant. Can't be everywhere at once. "
You could be right! |
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All we can go by is the is the flight situation. No Jet2 until earliest October. Ryanair end of October. Think it's safe to say until Winter season no great improvement. Will not be anywhere near normal until 2021/22 |
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"So for an update.
We keep reading about GC being put in a lockdown. Load of bull S***. Las Palmas should of been put in a lockdown a month ago. LP have all the infections just now the rest of the island has very very low infections.
So now the spanish have went back to work and back home at the end of August the numbers now are falling and falling fast. Tuesday they dropped by 50%. Today they had a small increase. But discharged has jumped up today.
France have took the islands off the red list, Germany last night said they will be taking it off the list soon.
Also on Monday afternoon, the tourism ministry said “ a deal with the Uk government was just round the corner”
Yes right now the place is dead, went out round town last night for a meal and some drinks. All we can say is it was busier in lockdown than it was last night.
Anything anyone wants to know just ask and we will try and answer it. But really it changes on an hour by hour right now. So no one really knows what can or will happen.
As it stands just now things are 100x better than it was this time last week
Great update, thank you Things can change and hopefully for the better. If they open up the corridors, it should make a big difference "
Not too late to change your minds??? |
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"So for an update.
We keep reading about GC being put in a lockdown. Load of bull S***. Las Palmas should of been put in a lockdown a month ago. LP have all the infections just now the rest of the island has very very low infections.
So now the spanish have went back to work and back home at the end of August the numbers now are falling and falling fast. Tuesday they dropped by 50%. Today they had a small increase. But discharged has jumped up today.
France have took the islands off the red list, Germany last night said they will be taking it off the list soon.
Also on Monday afternoon, the tourism ministry said “ a deal with the Uk government was just round the corner”
Yes right now the place is dead, went out round town last night for a meal and some drinks. All we can say is it was busier in lockdown than it was last night.
Anything anyone wants to know just ask and we will try and answer it. But really it changes on an hour by hour right now. So no one really knows what can or will happen.
As it stands just now things are 100x better than it was this time last week
Great update, thank you Things can change and hopefully for the better. If they open up the corridors, it should make a big difference
Not too late to change your minds??? "
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"Things change SO fast!
I’ve seen more tourists today than I have in the past few months. That’s how fast it can change "
So many people just watching and waiting to see what happens.... |
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"Due to fly out on Friday
Nice private appartment on Beach in Maspalomas .
Mrs HotWife reluctant to travel , I may be on my own , Am I Crazy ?? going Alone"
Does she mind you going on your own? |
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"it would be nice knowing if others would be around for social and fun meets "
I think you'd need a crystal ball for that People are having their holidays, flights cancelled...the resort is quiet, but it can change on a daily basis.Obviously no clubs open. |
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's "
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"But they might ban the British
Now THAT would make sense!
It actually would
When will those Canarians take a leaf from our book...
1) If someone shows symptoms tell them to stay at home. Don't test them. They will either get better or die.
2) If they die change the cause of death to Pneumonia or Flu. But don't overdo it so the numbers go negative like ours did.
I think Spain is guilty of being too honest. They look bad because they are the only ones.
Yes possibly,it's difficult to know what figures to believe
I'd feel safer buck naked in Fun4All than I would wearing a hazmat suit in Sainsbury's
More chance of a shag in Sainsbury’s though"
I know right! All the messages I'm getting for Hazmat sex. Who knew it was a thing!? Seriously single guys. Take those dic pics down and get those full body condoms on!
When I'm in my hazmat I'm "this hazmat suit makes me look fat" when I'm naked I'm "Thank God for glory holes"... |
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