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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's your best chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a key worker so I’ve probably saved your life - how would u like to thank me ?

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By *lderguy4uMan over a year ago

wirral

Do you want it or what

Good line not many takers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never mind the moon .. get them doon Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*licks finger and then touches you too

Wanna come back to my place and ge tout those wet clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*licks finger and then touches you too

Wanna come back to my place and ge tout those wet clothes "

*Your top

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By *ittylover69Man over a year ago

Livingston

Are you into fitness? Yeah

How about you fit this dick in your mouth

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

"*licks finger and then touches you too

Wanna come back to my place and ge tout those wet clothes

*Your top "

"Wanna catch something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna share a ... Corona

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Wanna see my special loo roll holder?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

If the answers no

Mind lying down while I have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite tried and tested

Grab your coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your best chat up line "

Never had one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I assume he never got anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I assume he never got anywhere

Felt sorry for him....quick knee trembler in the disabled bog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I assume he never got anywhere

Felt sorry for him....quick knee trembler in the disabled bog

Thought a lot more of you than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I assume he never got anywhere

Felt sorry for him....quick knee trembler in the disabled bog

Thought a lot more of you than that"

You can take the lassie out of Wales.....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I assume he never got anywhere

Felt sorry for him....quick knee trembler in the disabled bog

Thought a lot more of you than that

You can take the lassie out of Wales.....!

I’ll not be using that one to be clear

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By *hris211978Man over a year ago

edinburgh

What is thy e difference between a hard on and a Ferrari?

I don’t have a Ferrari!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you and am avocado have in common? You'd both get smashed.

Whilst hair driering ones genitals you are asked "what are you doing?" And reply "warning up your dinner"

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I’m sure there’s a joke about Moby in there but can’t put my Dick on it.

I assume he never got anywhere

Felt sorry for him....quick knee trembler in the disabled bog

Thought a lot more of you than that

You can take the lassie out of Wales.....!

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Never used one but I remember many moons ago a guy walked up to me in a pub and said "you look so hot...you must be Welsh".

I’m sure there’s a joke about Moby in there but can’t put my Dick on it.

I assume he never got anywhere

Felt sorry for him....quick knee trembler in the disabled bog

Thought a lot more of you than that

You can take the lassie out of Wales.....!

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple over a year ago

fife

Can I smell your fanny

If the answers no

Must be your feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do like flowers yes, well get your tulips round this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like fruit, well suck this it's a peach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont think I've ever used a chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like chicken?

Yes

Great my cocks foul!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you wanna go halfers on a bastard?

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By *arlosF2019Man over a year ago

glasgow

Dyu fancy breakfast lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once met someone in a bar. The idea was to pretend we didn't know each other and I was to chat him up.

I still didn't go home with him, I was that bad at it! 0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Many moons ago I thought I was a smoothie and after ordering my lunch from the blonde cutie at the sandwich shop I asked if they had a menu I could take away

She said yes with a friendly smile and slid it across the counter so I asked is everything pretty good on here?

Yes, she replied

Can’t be as I don’t see your number on here

I got those digits and it’s only time I’ve cringed at myself after leaving a shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi do you want to play the window game ? What’s that she says ? You kid on your the window and il HANG OUT YI ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi my names Matt but you can call me Nicholas, why Nicholas ? ... coz that’s how Youl be at end of night ( nickerless)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet you £1 I can squeeze your tits without moving .... ok here’s the £1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between a blow job and a pizza ..? ..... don’t know ! ..... fancy a pizza tomorrow night ?

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