So my mum messaged me this.....
"I just said to your Dad what we gonna do if we're tae be stuck in the house everyday for 3months - he says I dunno, so I said acht well we'll just have to have sex - he says fuck that I'll take ma chances wi the virus LMFAO
Just thought I'd let you know how romantic your father is in his old age and to freak you out haha hahah............ ????"
Omg im still in stitches
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Years ago my old man wanted to send a few quid over from Ireland . Just a little something through money transfer . So off he went and sent it . Addressed it to me but a different Forename ( correct surname ) . So baffled i asked why would you call me that and not the name u gave me lol ? Replied “ I don’t know what you call yourself theses days lol . |
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"Years ago my old man wanted to send a few quid over from Ireland . Just a little something through money transfer . So off he went and sent it . Addressed it to me but a different Forename ( correct surname ) . So baffled i asked why would you call me that and not the name u gave me lol ? Replied “ I don’t know what you call yourself theses days lol . "
Brilliant, parents can be so funny |
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When either my sister or I would lament “that’s not fair!” My Mum would say “Neither’s the hair on a black man’s head”. Probably very un PC. these days but it shut us up lol |
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